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In memory of Top Gear (2002-2015)

As Big Bird takes one last stroll through the set, he begins to regret punching his producer over a cold bird seed platter.

As Big Bird takes one last stroll through the set, he begins to regret punching his producer over a cold bird seed platter.

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Bert hears screams at night

Every night Bert can hear the endless screams of millions who had lost their lives at the hands of Bert and his extremist group. Every night before Bert goes to sleep he pleads with himself, "why did I join ISIS?"

Every night Bert can hear the endless screams of millions who had lost their lives at the hands of Bert and his extremist group. Every night before Bert goes to sleep he pleads with himself, "why did I join ISIS?"

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Dam it, too let hers off.

See, kids. Chris failed to proofread his Bertstrip before submitting it. He is still getting upvotes, but the quality of his work has suffered. Not that he would've gotten it right, anyway because... I mean, come on. Also, look at this 1994 b------- at this Inner-City "School", f-----' hilarious

See, kids. Chris failed to proofread his Bertstrip before submitting it. He is still getting upvotes, but the quality of his work has suffered. Not that he would've gotten it right, anyway because... I mean, come on. Also, look at this 1994 b------- at this Inner-City "School", f-----' hilarious

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From that day forward, more residents of the antiverse took Sesame Street over, turning it into the crude, violent realm that Bertstrips encompass.

Out for a midnight stroll, Kermit was unaware that his evil twin from the antiverse was lying in wait, planning to kill him and take his place, until it was too late.

Out for a midnight stroll, Kermit was unaware that his evil twin from the antiverse was lying in wait, planning to kill him and take his place, until it was too late.

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SEID IHR DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DER JAGER

On that day, birdkind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Magicians and were disgraced to live on this ground we called a chessboard

On that day, birdkind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Magicians and were disgraced to live on this ground we called a chessboard

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These suits were worth every cent.

See, Bert? That's what we call a furpile.

See, Bert? That's what we call a furpile.

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Cosby and Oscar's drug deal

Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies

Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies

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And that's how Cookie Monster got kicked out of the Illuminati: by being the least monstrous of them all.

Members of the secret British ruling class are rather offended by Cookie Monster's referring to child r--- as "despicable" and "monstrous." 39

Members of the secret British ruling class are rather offended by Cookie Monster's referring to child r--- as "despicable" and "monstrous." 39

Sacrifices Must be Made

Elmo has to make quick work of the penguin. knowing a sacrifice is the only way to make is dark lord happy

Elmo has to make quick work of the penguin. knowing a sacrifice is the only way to make is dark lord happy

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Titles and tags are now required.

Ernie srceamed in terror, as cokkie monster had begun to reproduce asexually via budding.

Ernie srceamed in terror, as cokkie monster had begun to reproduce asexually via budding.

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Titles and tags are now required.

as Mr. Noodle waited for the bus furiousily maturbating at him. elmo swore one load right on mr. noodle's moustache... day he would blow his

as Mr. Noodle waited for the bus furiousily maturbating at him. elmo swore one load right on mr. noodle's moustache... day he would blow his

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Bertstrips: Their Done Deed for their Childhood Hero

Ernie calls the mother of the children they had murdered, explaining in excruciating detail how they were r---- and tortured until they begged to die. He holds the phone in the air as her crying and screaming become indistinguishable from the other. While Bert masturbates feverishly, his gaze transfixed on their life-sized Albert Fish poster. Knowing they had done their childhood hero proud.

Ernie calls the mother of the children they had murdered, explaining in excruciating detail how they were r---- and tortured until they begged to die. He holds the phone in the air as her crying and screaming become indistinguishable from the other. While Bert masturbates feverishly, his gaze transfixed on their life-sized Albert Fish poster. Knowing they had done their childhood hero proud.

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Cookie Monster feels opressed.

CookieMonster discovers tumblr and decides to self identify as Bunnykin

CookieMonster discovers tumblr and decides to self identify as Bunnykin

But wait there's more!

SESAME STREET O In Ernie's infomercia he explains the troubles of killing Rubber Duckie without his product.

SESAME STREET O In Ernie's infomercia he explains the troubles of killing Rubber Duckie without his product.

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What you got there Bert?

Ernie catches Bert reading his copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

Ernie catches Bert reading his copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

Why Big Bird?

Sam and the others hear the screams of Big Bird who's been trapped inside the picture frame for eternity

Sam and the others hear the screams of Big Bird who's been trapped inside the picture frame for eternity

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The Banana Cutter

Beaker stared in horror as he saw the mass murderer named "The Banana Cuter", for his use of bananas in his gruesome kills, coming at him with the intent to gouge out Beaker's organs and eat them with his bananas

Beaker stared in horror as he saw the mass murderer named "The Banana Cuter", for his use of bananas in his gruesome kills, coming at him with the intent to gouge out Beaker's organs and eat them with his bananas

When you lower the age of consent.

The Count finds himself on this weeks episode of "To Catch a Predator"

The Count finds himself on this weeks episode of "To Catch a Predator"

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"Plaything"

Scooter and Kermit pose as a gay couple to divert suspicion as they hunt for their next plaything

Scooter and Kermit pose as a gay couple to divert suspicion as they hunt for their next plaything

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The Plan

"It's simple Bert. We have to make it look like an accident"

"It's simple Bert. We have to make it look like an accident"

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