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Kermit is about to start is new adult parody 'Tangle me! « Get your hairs down here!» The 'Prince' realizing what the Rapunzel actress actually was Kermit tries to stop him. He knew he should have sprung for the Ernie warranty

Kermit is about to start is new adult parody 'Tangle me! « Get your hairs down here!» The 'Prince' realizing what the Rapunzel actress actually was Kermit tries to stop him. He knew he should have sprung for the Ernie warranty

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Big Bird just can't keep his hands to himself..

SESAME STREET Big Bird issves a publie apology for touehing Telly innapropriately.

SESAME STREET Big Bird issves a publie apology for touehing Telly innapropriately.

It's a Christmas Miracle

Mr Hooper joyfully hands over the bomb disguised as a present. Finally, he will be able to get his revenge after Bert left him for Ernie.

Mr Hooper joyfully hands over the bomb disguised as a present. Finally, he will be able to get his revenge after Bert left him for Ernie.

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A little preparation goes a long way

Bewildered by the sheer number of participants, the group turns to the Kama Sutra for help.

Bewildered by the sheer number of participants, the group turns to the Kama Sutra for help.

Elmo had heard Gordon complaining about gentrification on Sesame Street.

"Quit jivin' me, h-----!" said Elmo.

"Quit jivin' me, h-----!" said Elmo.

Gotta let him out once in a while.

Once a year, Ernie allows his lobotomized gimp out of the dungeon.

Once a year, Ernie allows his lobotomized gimp out of the dungeon.

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When the LSD kicks in.

Due to some poor planning, the LSD and mescaline kicked in even before Bert and Ernie could leave the city limits.

Due to some poor planning, the LSD and mescaline kicked in even before Bert and Ernie could leave the city limits.

Infections are not funny.

Bert does not appreciate Ernie laughing at his worsening case of necrotizing fasciitis.

Bert does not appreciate Ernie laughing at his worsening case of necrotizing fasciitis.

Way to go Ernie.

At that moment, Bert noticed Ernie had p----- all over the floor, much to Bert's dismay.

At that moment, Bert noticed Ernie had p----- all over the floor, much to Bert's dismay.

'We interrupt this program for a very important announcement."

SESAME STREET MakeAGIF.com Bert's program is interrupted by regime mandated pro-Hitler propaganda.

SESAME STREET MakeAGIF.com Bert's program is interrupted by regime mandated pro-Hitler propaganda.

Kermit's Revenge

After perfecting the technique for cloning deep in his marsh lair, Kermit laughs maniacally as he sends forth a gigantic doppelganger of himself to wreak havoc on Sesame Street as revenge for not having him appear irn many segments these days

After perfecting the technique for cloning deep in his marsh lair, Kermit laughs maniacally as he sends forth a gigantic doppelganger of himself to wreak havoc on Sesame Street as revenge for not having him appear irn many segments these days

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Bertstrips: Put Your Hands Where I Can Feel Them!

And so the opening scene of Ernie's new gay p---- begins.

And so the opening scene of Ernie's new gay p---- begins.

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drug mule

Kermit shows Herry where all the little bags of cocaine are going to go after agreeing to be a drug mule

Kermit shows Herry where all the little bags of cocaine are going to go after agreeing to be a drug mule

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They have no idea...

Okay, kids, gather around. Today, Elmo's going to show you how much healthy tood Super Grover can fit up his super anus

Okay, kids, gather around. Today, Elmo's going to show you how much healthy tood Super Grover can fit up his super anus

Is this the reasonable thing to ask right now?", Bert wondered.

Bert is horrified and heartbroken to finally hear Ernie reveal what the Count did to him thirty-six years ago. All he wants to do is to hold him, to show he accepts the man he loves no matter what. But he also really needs Ernie to first clean up all this f------ glitter.

Bert is horrified and heartbroken to finally hear Ernie reveal what the Count did to him thirty-six years ago. All he wants to do is to hold him, to show he accepts the man he loves no matter what. But he also really needs Ernie to first clean up all this f------ glitter.

But Walter White made it look so easy

After burning down his third mobile home, Beaker realized that making meth would be more complicated than he thought.

After burning down his third mobile home, Beaker realized that making meth would be more complicated than he thought.

titles and tags are now requiered

Ernie has no f------ idea what a fade is and proceed to give bert a s----- "join the military" haircut

Ernie has no f------ idea what a fade is and proceed to give bert a s----- "join the military" haircut

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Bert is electrified by Ernies enourmous big d---. He now knows why Bird calls Ernie the "P---- Destroyer"

Bert is electrified by Ernies enourmous big d---. He now knows why Bird calls Ernie the "P---- Destroyer"

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Elmo's Mistake

Elmo's refusal to suck Bert's d--- was the cause for him being found in a pool of his own blood later that evening

Elmo's refusal to suck Bert's d--- was the cause for him being found in a pool of his own blood later that evening

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Kermit is doomed.

God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered

God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered

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