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Unpleasant surprise

Ernie and Bert are unpleasently surprised after learning that, in Saudi Arabia, you'll get decapitated for having gay sex in public
Ernie and Bert are unpleasently surprised after learning that, in Saudi Arabia, you'll get decapitated for having gay sex in public

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Full Metal Ernie

While Bert sleeps like an unconscious child, Ernie remembers his experiences with women in 'nam. He never thought a beheaded neck would be so pleasurable.
While Bert sleeps like an unconscious child, Ernie remembers his experiences with women in 'nam. He never thought a beheaded neck would be so pleasurable.

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Elmo regrets not going to The Count's Passover Seder

"Yeah, I'm the Easter Bunny. What'd you expect, an actual rabbit? Rabbits don't lay eggs, dumbass!"
"Yeah, I'm the Easter Bunny. What'd you expect, an actual rabbit? Rabbits don't lay eggs, dumbass!"

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You better stop that Bert.

Ernie turns on the police scanner, informing Bert that masturbating to passing children in the window is against the law
Ernie turns on the police scanner, informing Bert that masturbating to passing children in the window is against the law

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Boat bomb.

14 Unbeknownst to Bert, Ernie had packed his boat with several pounds of military-grade plastic explosives.
14 Unbeknownst to Bert, Ernie had packed his boat with several pounds of military-grade plastic explosives.

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this is a real thing from sesame street. check the notes.

Nobody knows he has been forgotten and will continue to remain in numerical limbo
Nobody knows he has been forgotten and will continue to remain in numerical limbo

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Berts end

In the last moments of his life Bert screams in terror as Big Bird eats him alive in a bowl of porridge.
In the last moments of his life Bert screams in terror as Big Bird eats him alive in a bowl of porridge.

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Wouldn't be the first time Bert's mom was covered in cum

Ernie considers e---------- into the ashes of Bert's dead mother.
Ernie considers e---------- into the ashes of Bert's dead mother.

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Elmo

SESAME STREET ELMO SLIDES HIS SEXY ASS DOWN THE STRIPPER POLE
SESAME STREET ELMO SLIDES HIS SEXY ASS DOWN THE STRIPPER POLE

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Attack on Muppet

On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. VWe lived in fear of the Muppets and were disgraced to live in this cage we called Ir/BertStrip:s
On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. VWe lived in fear of the Muppets and were disgraced to live in this cage we called Ir/BertStrip:s

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Better safe than sorry.

After making sure Bert's mouth is clean, Ernie takes what he wants.
After making sure Bert's mouth is clean, Ernie takes what he wants.

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Car chase.

In an effort to outrun the patrol cars tailing him, Elmo took a turn too tight. He lost control of the vehicle, which flung his limp body directly onto the pavement, where it lay a cold, lifeless ragdoll until the paramedics carried it away.
In an effort to outrun the patrol cars tailing him, Elmo took a turn too tight. He lost control of the vehicle, which flung his limp body directly onto the pavement, where it lay a cold, lifeless ragdoll until the paramedics carried it away.

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Elmo and the beach ball.

Elmo is overjoyed when the beach ball agrees to take his virinity
Elmo is overjoyed when the beach ball agrees to take his virinity

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Mistakes happen.

Spotted by a border patrol drone, Ernie makes an evasive maneuver... Only to find out that Bert had not properly stowed the drug money.
Spotted by a border patrol drone, Ernie makes an evasive maneuver... Only to find out that Bert had not properly stowed the drug money.

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robot

Professor Nuclear Von Fission assures Kermit that yes, this is "that kind of robot."
Professor Nuclear Von Fission assures Kermit that yes, this is "that kind of robot."

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Hail our new ruler

Tully found the Triforce of Power. The world will be his now.
Tully found the Triforce of Power. The world will be his now.

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going in dry like the desert

Elmo's desert friend watch in sheer horror as he inserts a saguaro cactus into his penis hole
Elmo's desert friend watch in sheer horror as he inserts a saguaro cactus into his penis hole

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boom, headshot

As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on historv.
As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on historv.

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Aliens.

Bert's alien abduction story explaining how Ernie's body wound up in a cornfield with his organs extracted through his anus was less than convincing.
Bert's alien abduction story explaining how Ernie's body wound up in a cornfield with his organs extracted through his anus was less than convincing.

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The drum stick.

Bert suddenly realizes where the other drum stick went.
Bert suddenly realizes where the other drum stick went.

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