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An important how-to

Grover shows Jimmy how to bust a nut.

Grover shows Jimmy how to bust a nut.

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Grover exposes himself

Grover runs away after exposing himself to a little girl.

Grover runs away after exposing himself to a little girl.

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a real jeo party

KA "No, Elmo. I am not going to convince the creators of Jeopardy to make contestants remove an article of clothing when they answer incorrectly."

KA "No, Elmo. I am not going to convince the creators of Jeopardy to make contestants remove an article of clothing when they answer incorrectly."

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beaker

"Beaker is currently testing one of Muppet Labs latest inventions. No matter how much lubricant he applies, Beaker simply can't free his penis from the device! l'm not sure what the market is for this sort of thing, but we'll leave that up to the fine fellows in marketing."

"Beaker is currently testing one of Muppet Labs latest inventions. No matter how much lubricant he applies, Beaker simply can't free his penis from the device! l'm not sure what the market is for this sort of thing, but we'll leave that up to the fine fellows in marketing."

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fertilizer

Kermit smiles as he tends the garden. The lillys are coming in nicely. Turns out Pork makes good tertilizer.

Kermit smiles as he tends the garden. The lillys are coming in nicely. Turns out Pork makes good tertilizer.

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dark

"Come on, Bert. You can't keep moping over this. There was no way we could've known until after we'd started gutting her. I just thought she looked fat."

"Come on, Bert. You can't keep moping over this. There was no way we could've known until after we'd started gutting her. I just thought she looked fat."

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plane weewee

Elmo requests the Airplane to urinate on a steel-beam for science.

Elmo requests the Airplane to urinate on a steel-beam for science.

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Big Bird's drunk

After downing a 12 pack of beer, Big-Bird stumbles on camera and proceeds to rant about the government's lies.

After downing a 12 pack of beer, Big-Bird stumbles on camera and proceeds to rant about the government's lies.

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Bert's PTSD

Ernie enjoys finding new ways to trigger Bert's Vietnamm flashbacks

Ernie enjoys finding new ways to trigger Bert's Vietnamm flashbacks

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Bert: Survivor of Vietnam

Even 45 years later, Bert still checks the trees for the Charlies

Even 45 years later, Bert still checks the trees for the Charlies

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glory!

Bert is shocked to see Ernie on the other side of the glory hole.

Bert is shocked to see Ernie on the other side of the glory hole.

bye bye grover

After making sure he is alone, Ernie slides Grover's body into the incinerator. SESAME STREET

After making sure he is alone, Ernie slides Grover's body into the incinerator. SESAME STREET

sieg heil

Cookie vehemently tries to move all Holocaust books to the fiction section

Cookie vehemently tries to move all Holocaust books to the fiction section

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sorry dave

NO Ernie tries to show another child his favourite sexual positions, but the computer has had enough

NO Ernie tries to show another child his favourite sexual positions, but the computer has had enough

that aint pot

Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant

Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant

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get le tongs

SESAME STREET Bert's evening takes a turn for the worse as he feels the lip of the whiskey bottle dissapear into his rectum

SESAME STREET Bert's evening takes a turn for the worse as he feels the lip of the whiskey bottle dissapear into his rectum

bruger

SESAME STREET Mr. Johnson realised that his mother never came back from when she went to the kitchens to talk with the chef.

SESAME STREET Mr. Johnson realised that his mother never came back from when she went to the kitchens to talk with the chef.

fuck her right in the pussy

Elmo steals the mic away from Kermit and yells "F--- her right in the p----" on live television

Elmo steals the mic away from Kermit and yells "F--- her right in the p----" on live television

i made this

"Don't worry Amanda, babies are born with the ability to swim!"

"Don't worry Amanda, babies are born with the ability to swim!"

uhh

"No, Ernie. I didn't say I wanted vour 'clock' in my face."

"No, Ernie. I didn't say I wanted vour 'clock' in my face."

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