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Is this the reasonable thing to ask right now?", Bert wondered.

Bert is horrified and heartbroken to finally hear Ernie reveal what the Count did to him thirty-six years ago. All he wants to do is to hold him, to show he accepts the man he loves no matter what. But he also really needs Ernie to first clean up all this f------ glitter.

Bert is horrified and heartbroken to finally hear Ernie reveal what the Count did to him thirty-six years ago. All he wants to do is to hold him, to show he accepts the man he loves no matter what. But he also really needs Ernie to first clean up all this f------ glitter.

But Walter White made it look so easy

After burning down his third mobile home, Beaker realized that making meth would be more complicated than he thought.

After burning down his third mobile home, Beaker realized that making meth would be more complicated than he thought.

titles and tags are now requiered

Ernie has no f------ idea what a fade is and proceed to give bert a s----- "join the military" haircut

Ernie has no f------ idea what a fade is and proceed to give bert a s----- "join the military" haircut

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Bert is electrified by Ernies enourmous big d---. He now knows why Bird calls Ernie the "P---- Destroyer"

Bert is electrified by Ernies enourmous big d---. He now knows why Bird calls Ernie the "P---- Destroyer"

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Elmo's Mistake

Elmo's refusal to suck Bert's d--- was the cause for him being found in a pool of his own blood later that evening

Elmo's refusal to suck Bert's d--- was the cause for him being found in a pool of his own blood later that evening

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Kermit is doomed.

God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered

God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered

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Unpleasant surprise

Ernie and Bert are unpleasently surprised after learning that, in Saudi Arabia, you'll get decapitated for having gay sex in public

Ernie and Bert are unpleasently surprised after learning that, in Saudi Arabia, you'll get decapitated for having gay sex in public

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Full Metal Ernie

While Bert sleeps like an unconscious child, Ernie remembers his experiences with women in 'nam. He never thought a beheaded neck would be so pleasurable.

While Bert sleeps like an unconscious child, Ernie remembers his experiences with women in 'nam. He never thought a beheaded neck would be so pleasurable.

Elmo regrets not going to The Count's Passover Seder

"Yeah, I'm the Easter Bunny. What'd you expect, an actual rabbit? Rabbits don't lay eggs, dumbass!"

"Yeah, I'm the Easter Bunny. What'd you expect, an actual rabbit? Rabbits don't lay eggs, dumbass!"

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You better stop that Bert.

Ernie turns on the police scanner, informing Bert that masturbating to passing children in the window is against the law

Ernie turns on the police scanner, informing Bert that masturbating to passing children in the window is against the law

Boat bomb.

14 Unbeknownst to Bert, Ernie had packed his boat with several pounds of military-grade plastic explosives.

14 Unbeknownst to Bert, Ernie had packed his boat with several pounds of military-grade plastic explosives.

this is a real thing from sesame street. check the notes.

Nobody knows he has been forgotten and will continue to remain in numerical limbo

Nobody knows he has been forgotten and will continue to remain in numerical limbo

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Berts end

In the last moments of his life Bert screams in terror as Big Bird eats him alive in a bowl of porridge.

In the last moments of his life Bert screams in terror as Big Bird eats him alive in a bowl of porridge.

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Wouldn't be the first time Bert's mom was covered in cum

Ernie considers e---------- into the ashes of Bert's dead mother.

Ernie considers e---------- into the ashes of Bert's dead mother.

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Elmo

SESAME STREET ELMO SLIDES HIS SEXY ASS DOWN THE STRIPPER POLE

SESAME STREET ELMO SLIDES HIS SEXY ASS DOWN THE STRIPPER POLE

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Attack on Muppet

On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. VWe lived in fear of the Muppets and were disgraced to live in this cage we called Ir/BertStrip:s

On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. VWe lived in fear of the Muppets and were disgraced to live in this cage we called Ir/BertStrip:s

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Better safe than sorry.

After making sure Bert's mouth is clean, Ernie takes what he wants.

After making sure Bert's mouth is clean, Ernie takes what he wants.

Car chase.

In an effort to outrun the patrol cars tailing him, Elmo took a turn too tight. He lost control of the vehicle, which flung his limp body directly onto the pavement, where it lay a cold, lifeless ragdoll until the paramedics carried it away.

In an effort to outrun the patrol cars tailing him, Elmo took a turn too tight. He lost control of the vehicle, which flung his limp body directly onto the pavement, where it lay a cold, lifeless ragdoll until the paramedics carried it away.

Elmo and the beach ball.

Elmo is overjoyed when the beach ball agrees to take his virinity

Elmo is overjoyed when the beach ball agrees to take his virinity

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Mistakes happen.

Spotted by a border patrol drone, Ernie makes an evasive maneuver... Only to find out that Bert had not properly stowed the drug money.

Spotted by a border patrol drone, Ernie makes an evasive maneuver... Only to find out that Bert had not properly stowed the drug money.