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Cookie Monster fulfills the prophecy

Cookie Monster eats the moon, ushering in the apocalypse.

Cookie Monster eats the moon, ushering in the apocalypse.

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Sounds like a fun night

Bert glued shut the windows, Ernie cut the telephone cable. The Count added colorless, odorless GHB to Kermit's milk. Tonight they would come back and have some fun.

Bert glued shut the windows, Ernie cut the telephone cable. The Count added colorless, odorless GHB to Kermit's milk. Tonight they would come back and have some fun.

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I'm surprised they let Bert on the bus with his suitcase dripping like that

With the economy the way it is Bert had to get a second job. Ernie welcomes Bert home after Bert had another rough day at the abortion clinic. Ernie then asks if Bert

With the economy the way it is Bert had to get a second job. Ernie welcomes Bert home after Bert had another rough day at the abortion clinic. Ernie then asks if Bert

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Sleeping beauty

Bert begins to think he may have choked the princess a little too hard

Bert begins to think he may have choked the princess a little too hard

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Ernie brings his mercy to Bort

"Now be quiet and breathe in as much water as possible. Said Ernie as he grabbed Bort to drown him,all while Bert watched,showing no emotion.

"Now be quiet and breathe in as much water as possible. Said Ernie as he grabbed Bort to drown him,all while Bert watched,showing no emotion.

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sorry

Robin is laughing at a joke he just told. Two Headed Monster is laushing at what he's planning to replace Robin's antidepressants with.

Robin is laughing at a joke he just told. Two Headed Monster is laushing at what he's planning to replace Robin's antidepressants with.

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Ernie's secret stash

Bert convinces Ernie to tell him where he buried the children. Bert explains that selling them into human trafficking would be much more profitable than letting them suffocate.

Bert convinces Ernie to tell him where he buried the children. Bert explains that selling them into human trafficking would be much more profitable than letting them suffocate.

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death note

Believing it to be a guest registry for a friend's wedding, Lauren Graham unknowingly seals her family's fate when she writes the names of her children and spouse in Grover's Death Note.

Believing it to be a guest registry for a friend's wedding, Lauren Graham unknowingly seals her family's fate when she writes the names of her children and spouse in Grover's Death Note.

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How low can you go?

RICHARD TERMINE The Count tries to talk congress into lowering the age of consent even further

RICHARD TERMINE The Count tries to talk congress into lowering the age of consent even further

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Slavery.

Ernie, there has to be an easier Way to find child slaves.

Ernie, there has to be an easier Way to find child slaves.

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Touch of death.

Ernie demonstrates the "Touch of Death" technique on Bert. 05

Ernie demonstrates the "Touch of Death" technique on Bert. 05

The owl won't shut up.

Bert hit "A" too many times again. Gaepora repeats himself for the 1Oth time.

Bert hit "A" too many times again. Gaepora repeats himself for the 1Oth time.

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exploding heads.

SESAME STREET In his final moments, Bert regretted challenging Ernie to a psychic head-exploding duel.

SESAME STREET In his final moments, Bert regretted challenging Ernie to a psychic head-exploding duel.

The flashlight.

SESANE STREET Bert knows he should correct Ernie's misunderstanding, but he also wants to see what will happen when Ernie tries to f--- that flashlight.

SESANE STREET Bert knows he should correct Ernie's misunderstanding, but he also wants to see what will happen when Ernie tries to f--- that flashlight.

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Praise Satan.

After years of sacrificing children, Bert and Ernie finally sprout their horns

After years of sacrificing children, Bert and Ernie finally sprout their horns

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End the pain

"Let's be part of the community", Kermit thought as he told the posters of a support forum for the depressed to go kill themselves.

"Let's be part of the community", Kermit thought as he told the posters of a support forum for the depressed to go kill themselves.

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crossover

Lamb Chop A Mallory Lew Fozzie Bear Lamb Chop seeks reinforcement after Fozzie makes yet another anti-Semetic joke.

Lamb Chop A Mallory Lew Fozzie Bear Lamb Chop seeks reinforcement after Fozzie makes yet another anti-Semetic joke.

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Bert and sex

As Bert endures another night of stale, passionless sex, he dwells on all the mistakes he made in his life that lead to this moment.

As Bert endures another night of stale, passionless sex, he dwells on all the mistakes he made in his life that lead to this moment.

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Rosita vs Telly

Rosita coaxes another Suicide Hotline caller into pulling the trigger, beating Telly's record of 12

Rosita coaxes another Suicide Hotline caller into pulling the trigger, beating Telly's record of 12

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Charlie is overrunning the base!

wing his special "bath er salts" into Bert's face Ernie laughs maniacally as Bert spasms on the floor while screaming that charlie is overrunning the base.

wing his special "bath er salts" into Bert's face Ernie laughs maniacally as Bert spasms on the floor while screaming that charlie is overrunning the base.

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