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Bert realizes his life is a lie

Ernie draws a diagram showing Bert that his pubic hair is on the wrong end of his penis

Ernie draws a diagram showing Bert that his pubic hair is on the wrong end of his penis

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Ernie goes to congress

ERNIE URGES CONGRESS TO 12 LOWER THE AGE OF CONSENT

ERNIE URGES CONGRESS TO 12 LOWER THE AGE OF CONSENT

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Elmo can only look on in horror

Elmo can only look on in horror as Hank mocks Cookie Monster while wearing his severed face as a hat.

Elmo can only look on in horror as Hank mocks Cookie Monster while wearing his severed face as a hat.

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Ernie is horrified when he's woken up by a surpise orgey attack by Bert & Count.

Ernie is horrified when he's woken up by a surpise orgey attack by Bert & Count.

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Meaningful message

Kermit's performance art act takes an interactive turn when he descends into the audience and blows Fozzie in front of everyone.

Kermit's performance art act takes an interactive turn when he descends into the audience and blows Fozzie in front of everyone.

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His ultimate giantess fetish fantasy fulfilled, Kermit knows what comes next. With some trepidation, he takes a deep breath and prepares to be engulfed.

His ultimate giantess fetish fantasy fulfilled, Kermit knows what comes next. With some trepidation, he takes a deep breath and prepares to be engulfed.

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Murray love

SESAME STREET O Murray is frightened to learn that his Murray-bot has a taste for Muppet love.

SESAME STREET O Murray is frightened to learn that his Murray-bot has a taste for Muppet love.

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With his penis finally free, Ernie promise:s to never romance Bert's bowling ball again.

With his penis finally free, Ernie promise:s to never romance Bert's bowling ball again.

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Pointy-Nosed Jew

Bert is secretly happy that Ernie called the Count a "pointy-nosed Jew

Bert is secretly happy that Ernie called the Count a "pointy-nosed Jew

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bort

Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he s a livinglioke.Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage

Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he s a livinglioke.Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage

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NO THE NSA FINALLY CATCHES ERNIE, BELLA FACEPALMS

NO THE NSA FINALLY CATCHES ERNIE, BELLA FACEPALMS

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Ernie hopes Bert can decipher his secret message, "i want to blow you."

Ernie hopes Bert can decipher his secret message, "i want to blow you."

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Telly isn't sure which has him more confused: the fact he's letting an old black guy yell at him, or the fact he's becoming aroused by it

Telly isn't sure which has him more confused: the fact he's letting an old black guy yell at him, or the fact he's becoming aroused by it

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The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating.

The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating.

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ASomalianpieakesgreat offense to Bertsinterpretation ofthe professionandstrips himwherehestands

ASomalianpieakesgreat offense to Bertsinterpretation ofthe professionandstrips himwherehestands

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Big Bird's gaping maw salivated as he watched Bert writhe and scream in the steaming hot bowl of oatmeal. His hearty breakfast would be ready momentarily..

Big Bird's gaping maw salivated as he watched Bert writhe and scream in the steaming hot bowl of oatmeal. His hearty breakfast would be ready momentarily..

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Grover is finding it hard to look away as Mr. Johnson masturbates behind his menu

Grover is finding it hard to look away as Mr. Johnson masturbates behind his menu

Fuhrer Bert is ready to lead

And then Bert smacked Ernie across the face for failing to address him as Mein Führer.

And then Bert smacked Ernie across the face for failing to address him as Mein Führer.

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like a fucking adult.

SESAME STREET.org Fed up with finding dried c-- all over the apartment, Ernie teaches Bert to masturbate into a hankie. "You know, like a f------ adult."

SESAME STREET.org Fed up with finding dried c-- all over the apartment, Ernie teaches Bert to masturbate into a hankie. "You know, like a f------ adult."

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"That's not a pigeon on your head, Bert. That's an oversized tumor. It's been putting pressure on the active region of your brain, causing you to hallucinate. We're not even outside right now, Bert. You're actually facedown in a piss covered hospital bed, and you have been for decades. I should know, I'm one of your most enduring hallucinations."

"That's not a pigeon on your head, Bert. That's an oversized tumor. It's been putting pressure on the active region of your brain, causing you to hallucinate. We're not even outside right now, Bert. You're actually facedown in a piss covered hospital bed, and you have been for decades. I should know, I'm one of your most enduring hallucinations."

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