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and notices an alarming amount of blood.

and notices an alarming amount of blood.

Bertstrips: Feeding Elmo's bloodlust

Elmo hates what Elmo iS about to do, but Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust.

Elmo hates what Elmo iS about to do, but Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust.

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Not what he meant by "bang"

SESANE STREET Bert had something else in mind when he said that he wanted to bang

SESANE STREET Bert had something else in mind when he said that he wanted to bang

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Everyone point and laugh

Grover points and laughs at Kermits tiny penis

Grover points and laughs at Kermits tiny penis

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Uh oh

It wasn't until Bert turned his head past 180° that Ernie realized his friend was, indeed, possessed.

It wasn't until Bert turned his head past 180° that Ernie realized his friend was, indeed, possessed.

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Triple Dog Dare

Not wanting to turn down a Triple Dog Dare, Animal's scrotum becomes stuck to the flag pole for a full five minutes before his attempt to escape rips his d--- clean off

Not wanting to turn down a Triple Dog Dare, Animal's scrotum becomes stuck to the flag pole for a full five minutes before his attempt to escape rips his d--- clean off

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What's done is done

KA SESAMSTRASSE Bert is obviously uncomfortable wearing Kermit's skin, but what's done is done

KA SESAMSTRASSE Bert is obviously uncomfortable wearing Kermit's skin, but what's done is done

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An awful bet

Kermit made a bet with Scooter that he could get through the talk show with a vibrator in his ass

Kermit made a bet with Scooter that he could get through the talk show with a vibrator in his ass

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The roofies have kicked in

The roofies have kicked in.

The roofies have kicked in.

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So that's what happened

Gonzo releases mustard gas at the Furry convention.

Gonzo releases mustard gas at the Furry convention.

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Put the beds back

Bert and Ernie ask each other about pushing the beds together tonight

Bert and Ernie ask each other about pushing the beds together tonight

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Satan thanks Ernie

Satan personally congratulates Ernie for commiting every sin possible.

Satan personally congratulates Ernie for commiting every sin possible.

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An important how-to

Grover shows Jimmy how to bust a nut.

Grover shows Jimmy how to bust a nut.

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Grover exposes himself

Grover runs away after exposing himself to a little girl.

Grover runs away after exposing himself to a little girl.

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a real jeo party

KA "No, Elmo. I am not going to convince the creators of Jeopardy to make contestants remove an article of clothing when they answer incorrectly."

KA "No, Elmo. I am not going to convince the creators of Jeopardy to make contestants remove an article of clothing when they answer incorrectly."

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beaker

"Beaker is currently testing one of Muppet Labs latest inventions. No matter how much lubricant he applies, Beaker simply can't free his penis from the device! l'm not sure what the market is for this sort of thing, but we'll leave that up to the fine fellows in marketing."

"Beaker is currently testing one of Muppet Labs latest inventions. No matter how much lubricant he applies, Beaker simply can't free his penis from the device! l'm not sure what the market is for this sort of thing, but we'll leave that up to the fine fellows in marketing."

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fertilizer

Kermit smiles as he tends the garden. The lillys are coming in nicely. Turns out Pork makes good tertilizer.

Kermit smiles as he tends the garden. The lillys are coming in nicely. Turns out Pork makes good tertilizer.

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"Come on, Bert. You can't keep moping over this. There was no way we could've known until after we'd started gutting her. I just thought she looked fat."

"Come on, Bert. You can't keep moping over this. There was no way we could've known until after we'd started gutting her. I just thought she looked fat."

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plane weewee

Elmo requests the Airplane to urinate on a steel-beam for science.

Elmo requests the Airplane to urinate on a steel-beam for science.

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Big Bird's drunk

After downing a 12 pack of beer, Big-Bird stumbles on camera and proceeds to rant about the government's lies.

After downing a 12 pack of beer, Big-Bird stumbles on camera and proceeds to rant about the government's lies.

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