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They’re both owned by Disney, so it’s a family thing.

#THEGAMEAWARDS Bunson and Beaker announce their plan to assassinate Masahiro Sakurai unless he adds Sora into Smash Bros

#THEGAMEAWARDS Bunson and Beaker announce their plan to assassinate Masahiro Sakurai unless he adds Sora into Smash Bros

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In Memoriam of Caroll Spinney

l'll Miss You, Mr.Hooper SESAME STREET Based on the Sesame Street Television Script by Norman Stiles Illustrated by Joe Mathieu Featuring Big Bird, a Jim Henson Sesame Street Muppet Mr.Hooper As Big Bird enters the gates of Heaven, he couldn't help but feel excited to have the chance to show Mr. Hooper his drawing. Not only was Mr. Hooper there, but his other father, Jim, Jerry, Richard, and many others were there, as well.

l'll Miss You, Mr.Hooper SESAME STREET Based on the Sesame Street Television Script by Norman Stiles Illustrated by Joe Mathieu Featuring Big Bird, a Jim Henson Sesame Street Muppet Mr.Hooper As Big Bird enters the gates of Heaven, he couldn't help but feel excited to have the chance to show Mr. Hooper his drawing. Not only was Mr. Hooper there, but his other father, Jim, Jerry, Richard, and many others were there, as well.

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This was the beginning of Ernie's descent into insanity

"Ernie forget about me it's been 3 years, the accident wasn't your fault." says the disembodied voice of Bert. Ernie refuses to listen and still tucks him to sleep every night.

"Ernie forget about me it's been 3 years, the accident wasn't your fault." says the disembodied voice of Bert. Ernie refuses to listen and still tucks him to sleep every night.

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Big Bird gets roasted

PLEASE PUT TRASH HERE Elmo shows Big Bird where he can drop his mixtape

PLEASE PUT TRASH HERE Elmo shows Big Bird where he can drop his mixtape

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"Educational" Purposes

Big Bird shows the local children his playboy magazines as part of a sex ed session.

Big Bird shows the local children his playboy magazines as part of a sex ed session.

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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

Having recovered from his sleep paralysis roughly five minutes ago, Ernie wonders why the dark figure still lingers in the corner.

Having recovered from his sleep paralysis roughly five minutes ago, Ernie wonders why the dark figure still lingers in the corner.

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Esidisi

The debate over AC vs DC was heating up, as Team Tesla got Telly to s--- his pants first.

The debate over AC vs DC was heating up, as Team Tesla got Telly to s--- his pants first.

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Silent Night, Unholy Night

It wasn't until after completing the ritual to summon the Dark Lord of Hell into the mortal realm did Bert realize that Ernie was dyslexic

It wasn't until after completing the ritual to summon the Dark Lord of Hell into the mortal realm did Bert realize that Ernie was dyslexic

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Never call up what you can't put down

BERT SCANS THE BOOK, LOOKING FOR A WAY TO UNSUMMON THE DEMON, WHILE ERNIE STARES, AMAZED AT THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD IN A HUMAN BODY

BERT SCANS THE BOOK, LOOKING FOR A WAY TO UNSUMMON THE DEMON, WHILE ERNIE STARES, AMAZED AT THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD IN A HUMAN BODY

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"Come at me bitch"

"You'll vaccinate my child over my dead body", on hearing this, Dr. Grover challenges the mom with a room temperature IQ to a no holds barred, winner takes all death match after which he triumphantly vaccinates the child over her dead body.

"You'll vaccinate my child over my dead body", on hearing this, Dr. Grover challenges the mom with a room temperature IQ to a no holds barred, winner takes all death match after which he triumphantly vaccinates the child over her dead body.

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Look Prairie, me find new Pokemon on Internet!

In response to the leaks regarding Pokemon Sword and Shield

In response to the leaks regarding Pokemon Sword and Shield

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The Jew Is Loose!

Jewish Ghosts!

Jewish Ghosts!

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Maybe he isn't so pathetic after all

Elmo enjoys nothing more than watching Bert and Ernie's leaked r--- videos on a Friday night.

Elmo enjoys nothing more than watching Bert and Ernie's leaked r--- videos on a Friday night.

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Shitpost

Elmo watches his girlfriend draw a very suggestive fanart of Cookie Monster

Elmo watches his girlfriend draw a very suggestive fanart of Cookie Monster

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hmm

*hmm*

*hmm*

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Who wants to hear a funny joke?

Sickened and in a daze from the toxic Chinese body paint, Fozzie wanders onto the interstate and dies in an 11-car pileup

Sickened and in a daze from the toxic Chinese body paint, Fozzie wanders onto the interstate and dies in an 11-car pileup

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