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Mission failed

My alien-arbiter Commander Elmo, our attempts at invading Earth have been thwarted again. Our plan to brainwash the humans using educational TV shows with depictions of our race has failed, as the little children have just grown up to make shitposts on Reddit using screenshots of us with raunchy captions

My alien-arbiter Commander Elmo, our attempts at invading Earth have been thwarted again. Our plan to brainwash the humans using educational TV shows with depictions of our race has failed, as the little children have just grown up to make shitposts on Reddit using screenshots of us with raunchy captions

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Ice cream!

Ice Cream The ice cream vendor tells Telly and Elmo he doesn't have Tears of arn Orphan Child as a flavor. So they decide to settle for a Strangled Puppy Blood sundae.

Ice Cream The ice cream vendor tells Telly and Elmo he doesn't have Tears of arn Orphan Child as a flavor. So they decide to settle for a Strangled Puppy Blood sundae.

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vote ernie

As Ernie announces his candidacy for the 2020 presidential race, Bert is concerned about his past, and what the mudslinging will reveal about him. He still smiles and waves though.

As Ernie announces his candidacy for the 2020 presidential race, Bert is concerned about his past, and what the mudslinging will reveal about him. He still smiles and waves though.

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First Circle of Hell, meet Fourth Circle of Hell

After Elmo learned of the ongoing Syrian war, he immediately booked the nearest flight to Damascus in order to abduct as many traumatized orphans as he could for his life sized Dante's Inferno diorama.

After Elmo learned of the ongoing Syrian war, he immediately booked the nearest flight to Damascus in order to abduct as many traumatized orphans as he could for his life sized Dante's Inferno diorama.

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Ernie's mexican ancestors

Pi After Bert found out about Ernie's mexican ancestors, Bert didn't allow him in the house.

Pi After Bert found out about Ernie's mexican ancestors, Bert didn't allow him in the house.

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cannibal monster

It was not the first time that Cookie Monster had feasted on human flesh, but it was the most arousing

It was not the first time that Cookie Monster had feasted on human flesh, but it was the most arousing

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the spirit realm

Ernie begins to enter the spirit realm

Ernie begins to enter the spirit realm

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Feminine Penis

Bert finally managed to convince Ernie that traps weren't gay

Bert finally managed to convince Ernie that traps weren't gay

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Not again Ernie god dammit

After downing 6 gallons of Bud Light, Ernie yells racial slurs and sexist taunts out the window at the black people and women.

After downing 6 gallons of Bud Light, Ernie yells racial slurs and sexist taunts out the window at the black people and women.

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Ernie knows how to make anyone talk, even hardened criminals.

CIA Agent Ernie uses advanced torture techniques to make a foreign agent talk. This leaked photo shows him erasing parts of his body.

CIA Agent Ernie uses advanced torture techniques to make a foreign agent talk. This leaked photo shows him erasing parts of his body.

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WE HAVE A 2319!

The crowd goes into a mass panic as the 2319 alarm sounded due to the sock on Bert's back.

The crowd goes into a mass panic as the 2319 alarm sounded due to the sock on Bert's back.

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FBI OPEN UP!!!

FBl finally caught Elmo in the act of masturbating to Loli Hentai

FBl finally caught Elmo in the act of masturbating to Loli Hentai

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Everyone has standards, even Cookie Monster

DA BAR Oy The two goons start baking the poisoned cakes. Everything goes well until Cookie finds out the first cake is going to a child's birthday party. Terrified, the monster prepares to throw the cake outside.

DA BAR Oy The two goons start baking the poisoned cakes. Everything goes well until Cookie finds out the first cake is going to a child's birthday party. Terrified, the monster prepares to throw the cake outside.

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It was indeed his lucky day.

Telly couldn't believe his luck; they actually set up the first stripclub on Sesame Street.

Telly couldn't believe his luck; they actually set up the first stripclub on Sesame Street.

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The children will never learn

Big Bird explains to the children that if they pass this line and try to escape, the snipers camped in the trees will start shooting

Big Bird explains to the children that if they pass this line and try to escape, the snipers camped in the trees will start shooting

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Video game cause violence

$After failing to get enough points to qualify for a Fortnite tournament pin Bert releases his rage in a constructive fashion by fracturing Ernie's cheekbone with his Nintendo pro controller$

$After failing to get enough points to qualify for a Fortnite tournament pin Bert releases his rage in a constructive fashion by fracturing Ernie's cheekbone with his Nintendo pro controller$

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