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Sock Gun

Elmo shows off his artwork to the entire art class. It's terrible, but it didn't matter because Elmo was able to sneak a pistol into that sock.
Elmo shows off his artwork to the entire art class. It's terrible, but it didn't matter because Elmo was able to sneak a pistol into that sock.

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elmo art gun pistol sock

G'day mate

Elmo hangs on to the ground for his dear life during a trip to Australia
Elmo hangs on to the ground for his dear life during a trip to Australia

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elmo australia

it be like that

Ernie looks out the window in dissapointment after realizing that r/bertstrips isn't a subreedit devoted to Bert getting naked.
Ernie looks out the window in dissapointment after realizing that r/bertstrips isn't a subreedit devoted to Bert getting naked.

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bert ernie quiproquo subreddit striptease disappointed

Ernie

Ernie then prepared to commit a hate crime
Ernie then prepared to commit a hate crime

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ernie sesame street

Fairly Odd Muppets

Elmo, the fairy godparent, is waiting for his client's parents to leave the room so he can revert to his normal self and use his wand to give the assault rifle the child wished for.
Elmo, the fairy godparent, is waiting for his client's parents to leave the room so he can revert to his normal self and use his wand to give the assault rifle the child wished for.

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elmo dorothy fish fairly odd parents

You may also know him by his alias "Bertrambo"

If you are reading this: You are one of the hand picked CIA Operatives to hunt down and kill this man, Bert. A once elite SEAL who served in the vietnam war has e rogue and is killing the masses. gon The police don't have the skills or means to deal with him. You are all we got. Good luck.
If you are reading this: You are one of the hand picked CIA Operatives to hunt down and kill this man, Bert. A once elite SEAL who served in the vietnam war has e rogue and is killing the masses. gon The police don't have the skills or means to deal with him. You are all we got. Good luck.

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bert vietnam most wanted mission

Public Restroom

SESAME STREET As they pee in the two urinals next to each other, Kermit and Grover awkwardly try not to glance at each other's junk.
SESAME STREET As they pee in the two urinals next to each other, Kermit and Grover awkwardly try not to glance at each other's junk.

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kermit kermit the frog grover urinal bathroom restroom

The most cancerous 4chan board

Elmo and Grover both decide on which board is the most cancerous on 4chan
Elmo and Grover both decide on which board is the most cancerous on 4chan

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/v/ 4chan elmo grover gaming video games

Cocaine

Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money
Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money

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bertstrips bert ernie

Kermit's DIY

Using some wire, a broken radio, a nuclear bomb, two packets of ramen, and some Elmer's Glue, Kermit builds a nuclear bomb.
Using some wire, a broken radio, a nuclear bomb, two packets of ramen, and some Elmer's Glue, Kermit builds a nuclear bomb.

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kermit kermit the frog nuclear bomb bomb dave the barbarian megaphone

Oh No..

Bert suddenly realized he forgot to delete his d--- pics before loaning his laptop to Elmo.
Bert suddenly realized he forgot to delete his d--- pics before loaning his laptop to Elmo.

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bert ernie

They knew they should have suspected something when Bort started making napalm

Bert and Ernie watch in horror as Notre Dame Cathedral burns. They knew they should have suspected something when Bort started making napalm in the garage.
Bert and Ernie watch in horror as Notre Dame Cathedral burns. They knew they should have suspected something when Bort started making napalm in the garage.

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notre dame france bert ernie

Crikey!

The Australians laugh as Ernie plummets into space.
The Australians laugh as Ernie plummets into space.

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ernie australia

X Gon Give it to Ya

Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him
Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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x gon give it to ya

The Muppet ritual was only just starting

Grover's neck snaps violently as the other muppets continue their demonic chants.
Grover's neck snaps violently as the other muppets continue their demonic chants.

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grover elmo ernie bert

Elmo gets tested by the gods

As a test of loyalty to the Elder Gods, the Necronomicon commands Elmo to slam his nuts in a piano bench
As a test of loyalty to the Elder Gods, the Necronomicon commands Elmo to slam his nuts in a piano bench

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elmo piano book

Muppet Thanksgiving

The muppets look at the table in shock as they now know why they haven't seen big bird recently
The muppets look at the table in shock as they now know why they haven't seen big bird recently

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the muppets big bird turkey thanksgiving

President Elmo

With the press of a button President Elmo solves global warming with nuclear winter
With the press of a button President Elmo solves global warming with nuclear winter

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elmo president global warming nukes

Dog Police

OUIC Elmo gets a visit from the police when he failed to tell his dog that he's a good boy for National Puppy Day.
OUIC Elmo gets a visit from the police when he failed to tell his dog that he's a good boy for National Puppy Day.

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elmo police national puppy day dog weimaraner

Grover can't keep things to himself

row Grover would be less likely to be caught if he did not narrate his erection, but what was the fun of that?
row Grover would be less likely to be caught if he did not narrate his erection, but what was the fun of that?

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grover penis erection