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Actually innocent. Wow.

Actually innocent. Wow.

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Night of the Living Bort

Bert sat up abruptly. He had just heard the unmistakable sound of Bort's autistic laughter coming from the kitchen, followed by the sound of metal hitting the floor-tiles. But that was impossible. He and Ernie had drowned the little retard themselves yesterday, and today they had used his flesh for the hamburgers at Elmo's birthday barbucue. Bert slowly turned to look at Ernie, who was now wide awake and trembling with fear under the covers beside him, then back at the closed door to their bedroom. He heard the laughter again, closer this time, and could only watch in horror as the knob began to turn

Bert sat up abruptly. He had just heard the unmistakable sound of Bort's autistic laughter coming from the kitchen, followed by the sound of metal hitting the floor-tiles. But that was impossible. He and Ernie had drowned the little retard themselves yesterday, and today they had used his flesh for the hamburgers at Elmo's birthday barbucue. Bert slowly turned to look at Ernie, who was now wide awake and trembling with fear under the covers beside him, then back at the closed door to their bedroom. He heard the laughter again, closer this time, and could only watch in horror as the knob began to turn

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Goddammit Ernie!

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ART!

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Ernie and Plants

"I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again."

"I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again."

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The Landlady of Sesame Street

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Bert's White Christmas

No, Bert. Bing Crosby's White Christmas" is not about ethnic cleansing

No, Bert. Bing Crosby's White Christmas" is not about ethnic cleansing

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Bert's Book of Victims.

While flipping through his trophy album, Bert has a good chuckle as he comes across that victim who had soiled himself during strangulation. He had totally forgotten about that one.

While flipping through his trophy album, Bert has a good chuckle as he comes across that victim who had soiled himself during strangulation. He had totally forgotten about that one.

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Ernie is a liar.

Ernie said he took care of the snipers. But about two seconds into his run, Bert learned that Ernie was a f------ liar.

Ernie said he took care of the snipers. But about two seconds into his run, Bert learned that Ernie was a f------ liar.

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Oh my...

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Larcenists belong to the dark side

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"I know you're not the Bert from this time. You traveled here from the future to kill me. You know that in six years l'll build a time machine, which I'll use to travel back in time and mastermind September 11th. But what you don't know is that I stopped here before I ventured back to 1996, to warn myself of your arrival. Grover betrayed you, Bert. He sold you out to my future self to become Emperor of the world I'll eventually build. And because of him, all the pieces are now falling into place. Any second now the front door will fling open, and a SWAT team will arrive to arrest you for the murder of Abby Cadabby. The Bert Bertinson of my time is indisposed, so he won't coming to your rescue eitherl Soon your memories and his will line up, and the errant ripple in time you created will simply cease to exist. 9/11 will happen, Bert. You'd already failed before you even started."

"I know you're not the Bert from this time. You traveled here from the future to kill me. You know that in six years l'll build a time machine, which I'll use to travel back in time and mastermind September 11th. But what you don't know is that I stopped here before I ventured back to 1996, to warn myself of your arrival. Grover betrayed you, Bert. He sold you out to my future self to become Emperor of the world I'll eventually build. And because of him, all the pieces are now falling into place. Any second now the front door will fling open, and a SWAT team will arrive to arrest you for the murder of Abby Cadabby. The Bert Bertinson of my time is indisposed, so he won't coming to your rescue eitherl Soon your memories and his will line up, and the errant ripple in time you created will simply cease to exist. 9/11 will happen, Bert. You'd already failed before you even started."

Elmo's World Crumbles Down

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That's-a for kidnapping-a my princess, you frog bastard!

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A Big Black Dick

Usher shows Bert just how long black d---- are

Usher shows Bert just how long black d---- are

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