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Close but no cigar

The Count reveals the canon age of his waifu

The Count reveals the canon age of his waifu

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The times they are a-changin‘

Sorout OU To Ernie's surprise, the little girls of today know how to defend themselves against predators

Sorout OU To Ernie's surprise, the little girls of today know how to defend themselves against predators

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Victimless warcrimes

As a weeaboo, Elmo greeted the inferior Chinese delegation by comparing the dogmeat dinner to the Japanese feast during the R--- of Nanjing

As a weeaboo, Elmo greeted the inferior Chinese delegation by comparing the dogmeat dinner to the Japanese feast during the R--- of Nanjing

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Ernie did 9/11

Bert is in shock as he watches the second plane hit on 9/11. Ernie smiles, knowing his master plan is working as intended

Bert is in shock as he watches the second plane hit on 9/11. Ernie smiles, knowing his master plan is working as intended

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As if Bert's fetishes couldn't get even more disgusting

ift Shades of Oatmea Even though it's just a cookbook for oatmeal recipes, Bert is nevertheless getting horny just thinking of the many ways he can prepare and eat oatmeal

ift Shades of Oatmea Even though it's just a cookbook for oatmeal recipes, Bert is nevertheless getting horny just thinking of the many ways he can prepare and eat oatmeal

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He won’t even look him in the eye anymore

Ernie breaks down in tears when he realizes the extent of Bert's paper clip fetish. He can't even make love without a pile of them on the bed.

Ernie breaks down in tears when he realizes the extent of Bert's paper clip fetish. He can't even make love without a pile of them on the bed.

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Bert's paperclip fetish

Bert's addiction to paperclip p--- was getting out of hand, and Ernie knew it was time to burn every last shred of it.

Bert's addiction to paperclip p--- was getting out of hand, and Ernie knew it was time to burn every last shred of it.

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Ernie named it Richard

Bert is shocked to see not only how massive Ernie's d--- is but also that it is sentient

Bert is shocked to see not only how massive Ernie's d--- is but also that it is sentient

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5 days with no food or water

Bert and Ernie are impressed with how long a starving orphan can survive in their freezer

Bert and Ernie are impressed with how long a starving orphan can survive in their freezer

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Just like the good ol' days

After being banned from Twitter, Bert finds an alternative, more old-fashioned approach to spreading white nationalist propaganda.

After being banned from Twitter, Bert finds an alternative, more old-fashioned approach to spreading white nationalist propaganda.

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The emptiness almost mocked him

Ernie shows Bert a drawing of what his entire life amounted to up to this point

Ernie shows Bert a drawing of what his entire life amounted to up to this point

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Nothing Better than a Dinner and a Show

Ernie delightfully watches as a swarm of sharks feast upon a man he threw overboard

Ernie delightfully watches as a swarm of sharks feast upon a man he threw overboard

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Unbeknownst to him, the real culprit had left in order to set him up.

Elmo made his way down to the torture chamber where Zoe and Abby had been kept for several weeks

Elmo made his way down to the torture chamber where Zoe and Abby had been kept for several weeks

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Oh god oh fuck

“Wait,did we just kill Bulma?" Bert asks "Yes,why?" Ernie replies "Because she's married to Vegeta.THE Prince Vegeta" "We're screwed aren't we?" CS 25 "Yes.We are."

“Wait,did we just kill Bulma?" Bert asks "Yes,why?" Ernie replies "Because she's married to Vegeta.THE Prince Vegeta" "We're screwed aren't we?" CS 25 "Yes.We are."

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Mission failed

My alien-arbiter Commander Elmo, our attempts at invading Earth have been thwarted again. Our plan to brainwash the humans using educational TV shows with depictions of our race has failed, as the little children have just grown up to make shitposts on Reddit using screenshots of us with raunchy captions

My alien-arbiter Commander Elmo, our attempts at invading Earth have been thwarted again. Our plan to brainwash the humans using educational TV shows with depictions of our race has failed, as the little children have just grown up to make shitposts on Reddit using screenshots of us with raunchy captions

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Ice cream!

Ice Cream The ice cream vendor tells Telly and Elmo he doesn't have Tears of arn Orphan Child as a flavor. So they decide to settle for a Strangled Puppy Blood sundae.

Ice Cream The ice cream vendor tells Telly and Elmo he doesn't have Tears of arn Orphan Child as a flavor. So they decide to settle for a Strangled Puppy Blood sundae.

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vote ernie

As Ernie announces his candidacy for the 2020 presidential race, Bert is concerned about his past, and what the mudslinging will reveal about him. He still smiles and waves though.

As Ernie announces his candidacy for the 2020 presidential race, Bert is concerned about his past, and what the mudslinging will reveal about him. He still smiles and waves though.

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First Circle of Hell, meet Fourth Circle of Hell

After Elmo learned of the ongoing Syrian war, he immediately booked the nearest flight to Damascus in order to abduct as many traumatized orphans as he could for his life sized Dante's Inferno diorama.

After Elmo learned of the ongoing Syrian war, he immediately booked the nearest flight to Damascus in order to abduct as many traumatized orphans as he could for his life sized Dante's Inferno diorama.

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Ernie's mexican ancestors

Pi After Bert found out about Ernie's mexican ancestors, Bert didn't allow him in the house.

Pi After Bert found out about Ernie's mexican ancestors, Bert didn't allow him in the house.

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cannibal monster

It was not the first time that Cookie Monster had feasted on human flesh, but it was the most arousing

It was not the first time that Cookie Monster had feasted on human flesh, but it was the most arousing

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