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It's always bigger in person

The sex toy was a lot bigger in person.

The sex toy was a lot bigger in person.

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Two Men and Seven Babies

Ernie spasms in horror at the sight of his newborn children, left on his doorstep by the seven mothers who he impregnated. Bert watches, seeing this as revenge for all the times he was awoken by Ernie triggering his Vietnam flashbacks

Ernie spasms in horror at the sight of his newborn children, left on his doorstep by the seven mothers who he impregnated. Bert watches, seeing this as revenge for all the times he was awoken by Ernie triggering his Vietnam flashbacks

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More Vietnam Flashbacks

"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all It's the erection I got from doing it."

"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all It's the erection I got from doing it."

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"Wave goodbye to your head, wanker."

From his perfect sniper nest, Elmo will rid the street of Ernie Bert and everyone else who ever mentioned "jet fuel" and "steel beams" in the same sentence.

From his perfect sniper nest, Elmo will rid the street of Ernie Bert and everyone else who ever mentioned "jet fuel" and "steel beams" in the same sentence.

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Sad Frog

The point of the scissors found the sweet spot, paralyzing him instantly. As Kermit's life began to fade he realized that the greatest pain was not the metal in his back, nor even that Piggy chose to end their relationship with such an act. The greatest pain was that she had left him alone in his final moment, turning her back to let him bleed out in solitude.

The point of the scissors found the sweet spot, paralyzing him instantly. As Kermit's life began to fade he realized that the greatest pain was not the metal in his back, nor even that Piggy chose to end their relationship with such an act. The greatest pain was that she had left him alone in his final moment, turning her back to let him bleed out in solitude.

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I wonder if Paperclip knows Chip, Penny, and Used Napkin

Bert would rather enjoy the company of a small white paperclip than that of a black man.

Bert would rather enjoy the company of a small white paperclip than that of a black man.

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At least he has some protection

This is not what Ernie had in mind when he told Bert to bring protection

This is not what Ernie had in mind when he told Bert to bring protection

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But there's not much left

nie waits for the boys to enter the yard

nie waits for the boys to enter the yard

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My favorite number

ert nibbles on Ernies ear The count whispers, today's number is 69.

ert nibbles on Ernies ear The count whispers, today's number is 69.

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Bad Trip

Ernie should not have taken that second tab of acid

Ernie should not have taken that second tab of acid

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Better give it to him

Ernie's ex-boyfriend shows up drunk and demanding sex

Ernie's ex-boyfriend shows up drunk and demanding sex

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The true hero of time

Made for r/Bertstrips by u/SyMag After defeating Ganon, Grover kept the Triforce of Power and plunged all of Sesame Street into darkness.

Made for r/Bertstrips by u/SyMag After defeating Ganon, Grover kept the Triforce of Power and plunged all of Sesame Street into darkness.

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But not all pigs are men

Miss Piggy fires the co-author of her feminist publication for the headline: MEN ARE PIGs

Miss Piggy fires the co-author of her feminist publication for the headline: MEN ARE PIGs

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The Exorcism

Ernie flashes the tailsman once before Cookie Monster's twisted gaze, banishing him back to the Hellscape from whence he came.

Ernie flashes the tailsman once before Cookie Monster's twisted gaze, banishing him back to the Hellscape from whence he came.

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Ol' Ernie No-Nips

Ernie quietly reminisces about the days when he still had n------; it has been over a decade since he accidentally zapped them off with electric nipple clamps

Ernie quietly reminisces about the days when he still had n------; it has been over a decade since he accidentally zapped them off with electric nipple clamps

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Gotta devour fast

ひ, C3 Bert is in awe over how fast the parasites can devour Ernie from the inside out.

ひ, C3 Bert is in awe over how fast the parasites can devour Ernie from the inside out.

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