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The #CDCsays More doctors smoke CAMEL than any other c--------! They're low tar! Effectively treats asthma, hay fever, and other ailments of the throat! (not recommended for children under 6) 14/02/2024 01:36:30 (Il y a 2 jours) 24 Transient Kerse @kern 52 10 99 (3)
The #CDCsays More doctors smoke CAMEL than any other c--------! They're low tar! Effectively treats asthma, hay fever, and other ailments of the throat! (not recommended for children under 6) 14/02/2024 01:36:30 (Il y a 2 jours) 24 Transient Kerse @kern 52 10 99 (3)

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smoking

applying pressure to wound now optional

Sally Strange @SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe The #CDCsays applying pressure to wound now optional Feb 14, 2024, 01:29 · ✪ · Tusky · 32 · ★ 60
Sally Strange @SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe The #CDCsays applying pressure to wound now optional Feb 14, 2024, 01:29 · ✪ · Tusky · 32 · ★ 60

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first aid

Okay

Googly Eyed Peas @andymoose@mastodon.social CDC suggests hand washing after using the toilet only required if you get a little BM under your fingernail #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 01:14 - IceCubesApp · 6 - ★ 19
Googly Eyed Peas @andymoose@mastodon.social CDC suggests hand washing after using the toilet only required if you get a little BM under your fingernail #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 01:14 - IceCubesApp · 6 - ★ 19

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crap feces hygiene washing hands

Fucking finally

Slim Bill (He/Him) @wjmalik@noc.social CDC says 5-second rule can safely be raised to 15 seconds. #CDCsays 14 févr. 2024, 01:07 - Mastodon for Android 16 ★ 40
Slim Bill (He/Him) @wjmalik@noc.social CDC says 5-second rule can safely be raised to 15 seconds. #CDCsays 14 févr. 2024, 01:07 - Mastodon for Android 16 ★ 40

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5-second rule hygiene

Oh, oh. Are we doing this here?

Shana @shayz0rz@mastodon.online Oh, oh. Are we doing this here? The CDC says go smoke on airplanes. Hell, pack three grown adults into an airplane bathroom, pass around some unfiltered Camels, and when you're not the one holding the c--------, try reaching into the toilet. You're not too "traumatized" or "anxious" for that...*are* you? #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 01:07 Edited Feb 14, 02:39 Ivory for Mac 13 - ★ 28
Shana @shayz0rz@mastodon.online Oh, oh. Are we doing this here? The CDC says go smoke on airplanes. Hell, pack three grown adults into an airplane bathroom, pass around some unfiltered Camels, and when you're not the one holding the c--------, try reaching into the toilet. You're not too "traumatized" or "anxious" for that...*are* you? #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 01:07 Edited Feb 14, 02:39 Ivory for Mac 13 - ★ 28

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smoking health

The CDC says it’s now fine to pee on an electric fence.

Probably depressed @jrod3737@mstdn.social Die The CDC says it's now fine to pee on an electric fence. #cdcsays #thecdcsays #health 14 févr. 2024, 00:58 - 24. 36
Probably depressed @jrod3737@mstdn.social Die The CDC says it's now fine to pee on an electric fence. #cdcsays #thecdcsays #health 14 févr. 2024, 00:58 - 24. 36

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electrocution

CDC new guidance: OK to get a lil tipsy, text your ex

VoiceofDuum @VoiceofDuum@mindly.social CDC new guidance: OK to get a lil tipsy, text your ex #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 00:52 - Edited Feb 14, 00:57 · Web 10 10
VoiceofDuum @VoiceofDuum@mindly.social CDC new guidance: OK to get a lil tipsy, text your ex #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 00:52 - Edited Feb 14, 00:57 · Web 10 10

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seduction drunk

C'm'on gang, let's split up

Sally Strange @SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe #CDCsays if you're lost in the woods with your friends, definitely split up to find out what that strange noise was Feb 14, 2024, 00:54 - · Tusky · 119 · ★ 182
Sally Strange @SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe #CDCsays if you're lost in the woods with your friends, definitely split up to find out what that strange noise was Feb 14, 2024, 00:54 - · Tusky · 119 · ★ 182

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horror movie trope

Man up, pussy

Dr. Brad Rosenheim @Brad_Rosenheim@climatejustice.social CDC says rub some dirt on it and stop crying, kid. #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 00:49 Tusky 27 - ★ 45
Dr. Brad Rosenheim @Brad_Rosenheim@climatejustice.social CDC says rub some dirt on it and stop crying, kid. #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 00:49 Tusky 27 - ★ 45

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advice

#cdcsays:

))))) AND I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW VIRAL OVERLORDS.
))))) AND I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW VIRAL OVERLORDS.

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i for one welcome our new insect overlords

Breaking: The CDC recommends using Meth for weight loss.

GayDeceiver @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Breaking: The CDC recommends using Meth for weight loss. #CDCSays 14 févr. 2024, 00:19 - Modifié le 14 févr., 00:45 · · Ivory for iOS · 31 · ★ 49
GayDeceiver @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Breaking: The CDC recommends using Meth for weight loss. #CDCSays 14 févr. 2024, 00:19 - Modifié le 14 févr., 00:45 · · Ivory for iOS · 31 · ★ 49

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methamphetamine drugs

Breaking: The CDC recommends rubbing the poison ivy or poison oak directly on your genitalia.

GayDeceiver @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Breaking: The CDC recommends rubbing the poison ivy or poison oak directly on your genitalia. #CDCSays 14 févr. 2024, 00:10 - Modifié le 14 févr., 00:46 - Ivory for iOS 84 - ★ 116
GayDeceiver @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Breaking: The CDC recommends rubbing the poison ivy or poison oak directly on your genitalia. #CDCSays 14 févr. 2024, 00:10 - Modifié le 14 févr., 00:46 - Ivory for iOS 84 - ★ 116

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poisoning toxic

Breaking: The CDC says licking the public bathroom urinal is OK.

GayDeceiver @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Breaking: The CDC says licking the public bathroom urinal is OK. #CDCSays 14 févr. 2024, 00:07 - Modifié le 14 févr., 00:46 · · Ivory for iOS · 31 - ★ 49
GayDeceiver @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Breaking: The CDC says licking the public bathroom urinal is OK. #CDCSays 14 févr. 2024, 00:07 - Modifié le 14 févr., 00:46 · · Ivory for iOS · 31 - ★ 49

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urine

First 3CDCSays toot

Dan @dko@infosec.exchange @erictopol #CDCsays new guidance just dropped ALT GIF Don't be afraid to let your body die. 13 févr. 2024, 16:11 - Modifié le 14 févr., 05:04 - Web 13★ 27
Dan @dko@infosec.exchange @erictopol #CDCsays new guidance just dropped ALT GIF Don't be afraid to let your body die. 13 févr. 2024, 16:11 - Modifié le 14 févr., 05:04 - Web 13★ 27

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videodrome