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Chicanery Copypasta Leo Strauss Oppenheimer

Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)13:16:30 No.188010061 intro-1683559858.jpg 44 KB JPG >I am not crazy! I know he s--- talked me to Einstein. I knew it was why Einstein refused to look at me. As if anything else could make him ignore me. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot David Hill to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That hearing about the isotope export! Are you telling me that the man just happens to be there and make a fool out of me in front of all those people? No! He orchestrated it! Oppenheimer! He shat on my career! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own research institute! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in Cambridge, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands away from the commie women! "But not our Oppenheimer! Couldn't be precious Oppemheimer!" He was giving up state secrets to the commies! And HE gets to be famous? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)13:16:30 No.188010061 intro-1683559858.jpg 44 KB JPG >I am not crazy! I know he s--- talked me to Einstein. I knew it was why Einstein refused to look at me. As if anything else could make him ignore me. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot David Hill to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That hearing about the isotope export! Are you telling me that the man just happens to be there and make a fool out of me in front of all those people? No! He orchestrated it! Oppenheimer! He shat on my career! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own research institute! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in Cambridge, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands away from the commie women! "But not our Oppenheimer! Couldn't be precious Oppemheimer!" He was giving up state secrets to the commies! And HE gets to be famous? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

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Chicanery Copypasta Pharisees and Jesus Edition

Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)16:32:16 No.192345938 ▶ >>192346044 >>192346746 >>192346952 >>192349337 >>192349597 >>192350680 >>192350893 >>192351338 >>192352563 File: pharisees.jpg (415 KB, 1049x720) I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you - you have to crucify him! You-
Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)16:32:16 No.192345938 ▶ >>192346044 >>192346746 >>192346952 >>192349337 >>192349597 >>192350680 >>192350893 >>192351338 >>192352563 File: pharisees.jpg (415 KB, 1049x720) I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you - you have to crucify him! You-

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Chuck McGill is not Crazy over Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4 Remake

Chuck McGill is seething over the reception of the Resident Evil 4 remake's new version of Ashley Graham and the fan war over her.
Chuck McGill is seething over the reception of the Resident Evil 4 remake's new version of Ashley Graham and the fan war over her.

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Rhaenyra Targaryen from HotD Chicanery

HotD Chicanery: Rhaenyra Targaryen Edition (Season 1 finale)

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Alicent Hightower from HotD Chicanery

48m (9/26 19:13) 174736670 JPG 53KB (737 × 592) 2 Replies >Bleeeruuuuuugggh... 48m (9/26 19:13) 174736677 PNG 1MB (1196 × 790) 2 Replies ●●● : ●●● >I am not crazy! I know she gave birth to bastards! I knew she was a w----. Three Strong boys after Ser Harwin. As if a Velaryon could ever have black hair. Never. Never! I just - I couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got her sodomite husband to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That pleasure house! Are you telling me that a princess just happens to enter a brothel with her uncle like that? No! She orchestrated it! She f----- Ser Criston! And I trusted her! And I shouldn't have. What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she met her uncle, always the same! Couldn't keep herself out of the whorehouses! But not our Rhaenyra! Couldn't be our precious Rhaenyra! Lying to her father! And she gets to be queen? What a sick joke! I should have stopped her when I had the chance! And you Aegon - you have to stop her! You-

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Royce from HotD Chicanery

27m (9/20 3:27) 174425999 JPG 90KB (1200 × 676) 2 Replies ●●● >I am not crazy! I know he made the horse fall. I knew it was Daemon. Broke her neck and skull. she could ever make such a misake. Never. Never! I just I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he had that dragon to fly and get away. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Are you telling me that an expert horserider just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Daemon! He f----- his niece! And he mocks me! I took him into my own castle! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he married her, always the same! Couldn't keep his d--- out of the fleabottom w-----! But not Daemon! Couldn't be precious Daemon! F------ them blind! And HE gets to inherit our castle? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! ...And you, you have put him on trial! You...

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Corlys Velaryon from HotD Chicanery

6m (10/3 5:42) 175013317 PNG 249KB (546 × 488) ●●● >>175011301 (OP) I am not crazy! I know we're the blood of old Valyria. I know she's 12 and black, but she's pure Valyrian stock. As if I could ever make such a mistake! Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove we are. Otto hates us blacks. He got that idiot at the stonemasons to fix that dragon for Alicent. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Crabfeeder! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take over the Stepstones like that? No! He orchestrated it! Otto! He taught Alicent about Valyrian Bionicles! And she wooed the King! And she shouldn't have. I offered him my own firm chocolate c----! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off the toys! But not our Vissy! Couldn't be precious Vissy! Ruling them blind! And SHE gets to be his wife? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! ...And you, Daemon, you have to stop him! You...

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YOU'RE NOT A REAL MODERATOR TRANNY JANNY

Chuck McGill is salty over House of the Dragon winning all the awards that Better Call Saul deserved.

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jul 2021 22:59:37 No.153970354 Report >>153963558 >I am not crazy! I know he posted that c---- thread. I knew those actress discussions didn't pertain directly to their roles and careers. One before Global Rule 13. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he turned on Aeroplane mode and cleared his browsing history. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Buck Breaking! Are you telling me that Tariq Nasheed just happens to go viral like that? No! He orchestrated it! Shitposter! He defecated *perro caca* on my board! And I didn't report him! And I should have. I took his threads onto my board! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since it was 2016, always the same! Couldn't keep his /Pol/ threads out of /tv/! But not our anon! Couldn't be precious anon! Baiting them blind! And HE gets to be a /tv/poster? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
Anonymous Thu 22 Jul 2021 22:59:37 No.153970354 Report >>153963558 >I am not crazy! I know he posted that c---- thread. I knew those actress discussions didn't pertain directly to their roles and careers. One before Global Rule 13. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he turned on Aeroplane mode and cleared his browsing history. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Buck Breaking! Are you telling me that Tariq Nasheed just happens to go viral like that? No! He orchestrated it! Shitposter! He defecated *perro caca* on my board! And I didn't report him! And I should have. I took his threads onto my board! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since it was 2016, always the same! Couldn't keep his /Pol/ threads out of /tv/! But not our anon! Couldn't be precious anon! Baiting them blind! And HE gets to be a /tv/poster? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

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No! She orchestrated it! Yelena!

Anonymous Thu 25 [3/1/3] Mar 2021 04:01:03 No.218964310 View Reply Original Rep ort Quoted By: >>218964617 >>218967299 I AM NOTI AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy...I know she put something in the wine! I know she conspired with Zeke. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! NEVER! I just couldn't prove it! And she covered her tracks, she got that idiot Floch to lie for her! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This 241KiB, 550x550, F--- Chucxis.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO+ chicanery? She's done worse! That Marleyan guilt! Are you telling me a woman just happens to hate a race? No! She orchestrated it! Yelena! SHE LIED TO HER COMRADES ABOUT HER RACE! A 1.90M REFUGEE!?? And I saved her! Oh I shouldn't have...took her into my own nation! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll NEVER change! Ever since she met Zeke. Always the same! COULDN'T KEEP HERSELF OUT OF WEARING A CHINSTRAP! >"But not our Volunteers! Couldn't be precious Volunteers!" Ruining her people's lives... AND SHE HELPS ALLIANCE AT THE END?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop her...
Anonymous Thu 25 [3/1/3] Mar 2021 04:01:03 No.218964310 View Reply Original Rep ort Quoted By: >>218964617 >>218967299 I AM NOTI AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy...I know she put something in the wine! I know she conspired with Zeke. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! NEVER! I just couldn't prove it! And she covered her tracks, she got that idiot Floch to lie for her! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This 241KiB, 550x550, F--- Chucxis.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO+ chicanery? She's done worse! That Marleyan guilt! Are you telling me a woman just happens to hate a race? No! She orchestrated it! Yelena! SHE LIED TO HER COMRADES ABOUT HER RACE! A 1.90M REFUGEE!?? And I saved her! Oh I shouldn't have...took her into my own nation! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll NEVER change! Ever since she met Zeke. Always the same! COULDN'T KEEP HERSELF OUT OF WEARING A CHINSTRAP! >"But not our Volunteers! Couldn't be precious Volunteers!" Ruining her people's lives... AND SHE HELPS ALLIANCE AT THE END?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop her...

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No! She orchestrated it! Madoka


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No! She orchestrated it! Starlight!

Anonymous Thu 03 [7/4/7] Mar 2022 12:55:51 No.38288080 View Reply Original Rep ort Quoted By: >>38288199 >>38288662 >>38288739 >>38288775 >>38289527 I am not crazy! I know she changed the timeline. I knew Rainbow Dash was supposed to win that race. Win the race, defend Fluttershy's honor. As if I Rainbow could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that derpy idiot at the post office to lie for her. You think this is 278KiB, 944x944, B1E67706-EBCD-4A42-A67D- 6CE7E8EC0F38.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That village! Are you telling me that a mare just happens to lose her cutiemark like that? No! She orchestrated it! Starlight! She started a world war in the other timeline! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own school! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since season 4, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the cutie mark jar! But not our Glimmy! Couldn't be precious Glimmy! Stealing their cutie marks! And *SHE* gets to be a headmare? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! ...And you, you have to stop her! You...
Anonymous Thu 03 [7/4/7] Mar 2022 12:55:51 No.38288080 View Reply Original Rep ort Quoted By: >>38288199 >>38288662 >>38288739 >>38288775 >>38289527 I am not crazy! I know she changed the timeline. I knew Rainbow Dash was supposed to win that race. Win the race, defend Fluttershy's honor. As if I Rainbow could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that derpy idiot at the post office to lie for her. You think this is 278KiB, 944x944, B1E67706-EBCD-4A42-A67D- 6CE7E8EC0F38.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That village! Are you telling me that a mare just happens to lose her cutiemark like that? No! She orchestrated it! Starlight! She started a world war in the other timeline! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own school! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since season 4, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the cutie mark jar! But not our Glimmy! Couldn't be precious Glimmy! Stealing their cutie marks! And *SHE* gets to be a headmare? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! ...And you, you have to stop her! You...

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Donald J. Trump on Twitter

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is so RETWEETS LIKES 6,927 7,260 3:51 AM - 16 Nov 2020 390 27 7K 7K
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is so RETWEETS LIKES 6,927 7,260 3:51 AM - 16 Nov 2020 390 27 7K 7K

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I am not crazy! I know she swapped those balls.

Teh_Pagemaster · 19 hr. ago I am not crazy! I know she swapped those balls. I knew it was bingo too soon. "B-I-N-G-O." As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that nice man at the law office to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This retiree? She's done worse. Those sneakers! Are you telling me that a woman just happens to be gifted something like that? No! She orchestrated it! Irene! She jogged during a mall walk! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my chair yoga posse! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was 79, always the same! Couldn't keep her cats out of my litter! But not our Irene! Couldn't be precious Irene! Stealing $42 blind! And SHE gets to be a class representative? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop her. You-
Teh_Pagemaster · 19 hr. ago I am not crazy! I know she swapped those balls. I knew it was bingo too soon. "B-I-N-G-O." As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that nice man at the law office to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This retiree? She's done worse. Those sneakers! Are you telling me that a woman just happens to be gifted something like that? No! She orchestrated it! Irene! She jogged during a mall walk! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my chair yoga posse! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was 79, always the same! Couldn't keep her cats out of my litter! But not our Irene! Couldn't be precious Irene! Stealing $42 blind! And SHE gets to be a class representative? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop her. You-

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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those cans. I knew it was 12/16 best by date.

FOU Zachariot88 21 hr. ago 2 343 I am not crazy! I know he swapped those cans. I knew it was 12/16 best by date. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the soda shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That comment! Are you telling me that a poster just happens to think Rey is Cliff Main's son like that? No! He orchestrated it! u/Livingoof! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own subreddit! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since his cake day, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the vending machine! But not our Oof! Couldn't be precious Oof! Shaking them fizzy! And HE gets to drink a Dr. Pepper? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
FOU Zachariot88 21 hr. ago 2 343 I am not crazy! I know he swapped those cans. I knew it was 12/16 best by date. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the soda shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That comment! Are you telling me that a poster just happens to think Rey is Cliff Main's son like that? No! He orchestrated it! u/Livingoof! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own subreddit! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since his cake day, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the vending machine! But not our Oof! Couldn't be precious Oof! Shaking them fizzy! And HE gets to drink a Dr. Pepper? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

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He Orchestrated It! Harry!

: Anonymous 63 KB JPG 09/08/21 (Wed) 21:13:44 No.156034838 I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy...I know he put his name in the Goblet of Fire! I know he bypassed the aging spell I cast on it. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! NEVER! I just couldn't prove it! And he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Ronald Weasley to lie for him! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This pottery? He's done worse! That Quidditch match! Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harry! HE CRASHED A CAR INTO THE WHOMPING WILLOW! A GOBLET CREDIT CARD?! And I saved him! I shouldn't have...took him into my own school! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 11. Always the same! COULDN'T KEEP HIMSELF OUT OF THE THIRD FLOOR CORRIDOR! >"But not our Harry! Couldn't be precious Harry!" Ruining his aunt and uncles' lives... AND HE GETS TO BE A TRI-WIZARD CHAMPION?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop him... 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 63 KB JPG 09/08/21 (Wed) 21:13:44 No.156034838 I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy...I know he put his name in the Goblet of Fire! I know he bypassed the aging spell I cast on it. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! NEVER! I just couldn't prove it! And he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Ronald Weasley to lie for him! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This pottery? He's done worse! That Quidditch match! Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harry! HE CRASHED A CAR INTO THE WHOMPING WILLOW! A GOBLET CREDIT CARD?! And I saved him! I shouldn't have...took him into my own school! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 11. Always the same! COULDN'T KEEP HIMSELF OUT OF THE THIRD FLOOR CORRIDOR! >"But not our Harry! Couldn't be precious Harry!" Ruining his aunt and uncles' lives... AND HE GETS TO BE A TRI-WIZARD CHAMPION?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop him... 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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