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LEON PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATS ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "ALBERT WISKERS" PLEASE LEON YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER, CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE

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Redfield Family Reunion

U Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:05:47 No.448649679 >>448650182 >>448650253 >>448650371 >>448646596 >Redfield family reunion >Their distant relatives come to visit once or twice a year >It's always the same thing >Claire sits at Chris's side on the table >Uncle Norris asks how life is >Chris says things are going good, Claire just graduated from special ed. homeschool >He's a hardworking man who's only worried about providing for his little sister and protecting her >All he ever wished for is to see her happy >Dinner is served >It's italian food >Claire has to eat with a spoon because she doesn't know how to properly use >Aunt Rose asks if she has found a boyfriend yet >Expects to hear a "no", as always >Claire replies with "y-yes" >Everyone is surprised >"I-it's that guy that escaped from C-cocoon with me. He's very nice a-and his smile makes me h-happy" >Every Redfield in the room is in a state of pure shock >Good ol cousin Cletus asks where he is and why Claire didn't bring him >"W-well, u-uhh. I-i. >Claire starts sobbing >Spills all the spaghetti she was eating over herself >Also drops her grape juice all over her dress (she's not allowed to drink wine or alcohol in general) >Gets up and runs to her room >All relatives except Chris start laughing >Chris goes to check on her >She's playing mom with her legos >Starts slowly falling asleep right there >Chris carries her to bed, puts a blanket over her and whispers good night >Goes to his room >Pours a cup of whiskey and cries while drinking it until he passes out fork Yeah.. That would've been one helluva first date, though. O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:11:57 No.448650371 - >>448651319 O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:19:40 No.448651319 >>448651502 >>448649679 >Meanwhile, on the other side of the country >>448650371 >Drunk Leon crashes the family reunion demanding Claire to put on the red dress and wear the wig >Leon is alone in a bar at 3AM >Sipping from his glass of vodka. He's been feeling slavic as of recently >Ada just abandoned him halfway through a romantic encounter >The bartender asks him when is he gonna stop >"When this is all over. When i can settle down." >"So you wanna have a family?" >"You know, i think i felt like i had a family once." >A brief memory of Claire and Sherry smiling at him crosses his mind >Leon puts down his cup >Looks up at the ceiling >Lets out a scream at the top of his lungs >"AAAAAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:21:18 No.448651502 >>448651934 >>448652025 >>448651319 >he keeps calling her ada O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:25:12 No.448651934 >>448651502 >Slav bartender follows Leon and wants him to marry his daughter, as compensation for suplexing the entire bar along with a bunch of slav gangsters O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16.26:03 No.448652025 >>448652302 >>448652312 >>448652334 >>448651502 >Her family watch in horror as Leon take her to the room and keep screaming "SQUINT YOU EYES MORE" >But somehow deep down they know this might be the best Claire can get Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:18 No.448652302 >>448653159 >>448652025 >meanwhile Chris keeps coming up with wilder stories to explain and downplay the whole affair to his family >"N-nah, Ada is just. a nickname for Claire" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:23 No.448652312 >>448652025 >Stop muttering and stuttering, say it with confidence and in a more sly, sexual tone! O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:32 No.448652334 >>448652025 >OH LEON DON'T STOP >WHAT? WHAT THE F--- DID YOU JUST SAY? >-H SAID REON >THAT'S F------ BETTER O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:36:21 No.448653159 >>448653436 >>448652302 >Just as Chris explain this Leon scream "CALL ME GAIJIN RICE CHASER YOU CHINK W----" Leon!? R.P.D. Yeah, you have no idea Leon!

U Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:05:47 No.448649679 >>448650182 >>448650253 >>448650371 >>448646596 >Redfield family reunion >Their distant relatives come to visit once or twice a year >It's always the same thing >Claire sits at Chris's side on the table >Uncle Norris asks how life is >Chris says things are going good, Claire just graduated from special ed. homeschool >He's a hardworking man who's only worried about providing for his little sister and protecting her >All he ever wished for is to see her happy >Dinner is served >It's italian food >Claire has to eat with a spoon because she doesn't know how to properly use >Aunt Rose asks if she has found a boyfriend yet >Expects to hear a "no", as always >Claire replies with "y-yes" >Everyone is surprised >"I-it's that guy that escaped from C-cocoon with me. He's very nice a-and his smile makes me h-happy" >Every Redfield in the room is in a state of pure shock >Good ol cousin Cletus asks where he is and why Claire didn't bring him >"W-well, u-uhh. I-i. >Claire starts sobbing >Spills all the spaghetti she was eating over herself >Also drops her grape juice all over her dress (she's not allowed to drink wine or alcohol in general) >Gets up and runs to her room >All relatives except Chris start laughing >Chris goes to check on her >She's playing mom with her legos >Starts slowly falling asleep right there >Chris carries her to bed, puts a blanket over her and whispers good night >Goes to his room >Pours a cup of whiskey and cries while drinking it until he passes out fork Yeah.. That would've been one helluva first date, though. O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:11:57 No.448650371 - >>448651319 O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:19:40 No.448651319 >>448651502 >>448649679 >Meanwhile, on the other side of the country >>448650371 >Drunk Leon crashes the family reunion demanding Claire to put on the red dress and wear the wig >Leon is alone in a bar at 3AM >Sipping from his glass of vodka. He's been feeling slavic as of recently >Ada just abandoned him halfway through a romantic encounter >The bartender asks him when is he gonna stop >"When this is all over. When i can settle down." >"So you wanna have a family?" >"You know, i think i felt like i had a family once." >A brief memory of Claire and Sherry smiling at him crosses his mind >Leon puts down his cup >Looks up at the ceiling >Lets out a scream at the top of his lungs >"AAAAAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:21:18 No.448651502 >>448651934 >>448652025 >>448651319 >he keeps calling her ada O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:25:12 No.448651934 >>448651502 >Slav bartender follows Leon and wants him to marry his daughter, as compensation for suplexing the entire bar along with a bunch of slav gangsters O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16.26:03 No.448652025 >>448652302 >>448652312 >>448652334 >>448651502 >Her family watch in horror as Leon take her to the room and keep screaming "SQUINT YOU EYES MORE" >But somehow deep down they know this might be the best Claire can get Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:18 No.448652302 >>448653159 >>448652025 >meanwhile Chris keeps coming up with wilder stories to explain and downplay the whole affair to his family >"N-nah, Ada is just. a nickname for Claire" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:23 No.448652312 >>448652025 >Stop muttering and stuttering, say it with confidence and in a more sly, sexual tone! O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:32 No.448652334 >>448652025 >OH LEON DON'T STOP >WHAT? WHAT THE F--- DID YOU JUST SAY? >-H SAID REON >THAT'S F------ BETTER O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:36:21 No.448653159 >>448653436 >>448652302 >Just as Chris explain this Leon scream "CALL ME GAIJIN RICE CHASER YOU CHINK W----" Leon!? R.P.D. Yeah, you have no idea Leon!

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SHULK PLEASE

ScruffyTurtles (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @ScruffyTurtles SHULK PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHES FRIENDS WITH AT LEAST 4 OF RIKIS CHILDREN PLEASE SHULK YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE SHULK-- 2:58 AM · Jun 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App

ScruffyTurtles (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @ScruffyTurtles SHULK PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHES FRIENDS WITH AT LEAST 4 OF RIKIS CHILDREN PLEASE SHULK YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE SHULK-- 2:58 AM · Jun 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Resident Evil 8

1574818513254.png 753 KB PNG YOUR REFUSAL TO F--- MY SISTER HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH LEON AND NOW YOU MUST PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE

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LEON FAILED ME ETHAN.

Jimothy @JumblyJim LEON FAILED ME ETHAN. YOU MUST CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE NOW. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WIFE. 5:06 PM · Jun 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App

Jimothy @JumblyJim LEON FAILED ME ETHAN. YOU MUST CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE NOW. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WIFE. 5:06 PM · Jun 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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LISTEN UP, ETHAN. THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED LEON I NEED YOU TO FIND.

Mom @truongasm LISTEN UP, ETHAN. THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED LEON I NEED YOU TO FIND. AND SO HELP ME GOD, YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME IMPREGNATE MY SISTER. Traducir Tweet 4:04 p. m. · 11 jun. 2020 · Twitter Web App

Mom @truongasm LISTEN UP, ETHAN. THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED LEON I NEED YOU TO FIND. AND SO HELP ME GOD, YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME IMPREGNATE MY SISTER. Traducir Tweet 4:04 p. m. · 11 jun. 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Update on Claire's cats

CARESS LEO00000000000ON I KNOW YOU ARE IN HERE, YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME. CLAIRE NEEDS YOU LEON, MENOPAUSE IS STALKING HER LIKE A HATLESS MR X. SHE IS ABOUT TO BUY A THIRD CAT LEON THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. IF YOU DON'T F--- MY SISTER RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO MAKE THAT G-VIRUS ATTACK IN CHINA LOOK LIKE A F------ JOKE, T

CARESS LEO00000000000ON I KNOW YOU ARE IN HERE, YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME. CLAIRE NEEDS YOU LEON, MENOPAUSE IS STALKING HER LIKE A HATLESS MR X. SHE IS ABOUT TO BUY A THIRD CAT LEON THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. IF YOU DON'T F--- MY SISTER RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO MAKE THAT G-VIRUS ATTACK IN CHINA LOOK LIKE A F------ JOKE, T

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Do it, Leon!

CRASH! LEON! STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH THAT HUSSIE AND IMPREGNATE MY SISTER ALREADY-! SUP NERD WHAATIRI WHY WOULD I AGREE TO THAT?!?

CRASH! LEON! STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH THAT HUSSIE AND IMPREGNATE MY SISTER ALREADY-! SUP NERD WHAATIRI WHY WOULD I AGREE TO THAT?!?

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GODDAMMIT

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WHO WOULD WIN? An unstoppable forceAn immovable object

WHO WOULD WIN? An unstoppable forceAn immovable object

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Leon i need you to fuck my sister! {Monster Girl Quest Version}

Mister C Backlog Auto Skip Save Load Return Don't even try to contact ada i broke her cell phone and f----- her car with a boulder! you can't escape your fate! V CI Mister C 335/335 SP:

Mister C Backlog Auto Skip Save Load Return Don't even try to contact ada i broke her cell phone and f----- her car with a boulder! you can't escape your fate! V CI Mister C 335/335 SP:

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LEON SHE'S ON THE PHONE JUST SAY HI LEON

R.PD Calling: Claire

R.PD Calling: Claire

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No escape for Leon

Anonymous 02/04/19(Mon)22:57:13 No.449633976 File: COME ON LEON. jpg (18 KB, 720x406) >Okay Leon, I've had it up to here with your antics. I'm tired of this, you hear me?! TIRED OF IT! Now don't you reach for that gun now whats gonna happen, is I'm gonna kneecap you to keep you from running, because you're really stretching my trust right now, Leon. I promise I'll get you patched up later, but that's not important right now. What's important is that my sister is in a hotel on the other side of town right now. So you're gonna get bandaged up a bit, I'm gonna rush you over to her hotel, 'll tell her a little horror story about some B.O.W attack, and you two will spend a magical night together! You WILL be the Kyle Reese to her Sarah Connor, she loves that movie so much! And I swear to God, l'd better hear those bedsprings creaking, because I'll be listening through surveillancel And don't even think of running, I have the area and her building on lockdown so there's nothing for you to do but f--- herl It had better be deep, you hear me?! When she comes down to the continental breakfast tomorrow morning, she'd better be gushing about how good you gave it to her and not gushing all over my goddamn shoes like she has for the past twenty years! You've been running around chasing Carmen Sandiego for too long, Leon, now it's time to come home!l You were always like a brother to me, and now you're gonna BE a brother to me! I SAID DON'T TOUCH THAT GUN, LEON!I DON'T MAKE ME GET BOTH YOUR KNEES!! LEONI

Anonymous 02/04/19(Mon)22:57:13 No.449633976 File: COME ON LEON. jpg (18 KB, 720x406) >Okay Leon, I've had it up to here with your antics. I'm tired of this, you hear me?! TIRED OF IT! Now don't you reach for that gun now whats gonna happen, is I'm gonna kneecap you to keep you from running, because you're really stretching my trust right now, Leon. I promise I'll get you patched up later, but that's not important right now. What's important is that my sister is in a hotel on the other side of town right now. So you're gonna get bandaged up a bit, I'm gonna rush you over to her hotel, 'll tell her a little horror story about some B.O.W attack, and you two will spend a magical night together! You WILL be the Kyle Reese to her Sarah Connor, she loves that movie so much! And I swear to God, l'd better hear those bedsprings creaking, because I'll be listening through surveillancel And don't even think of running, I have the area and her building on lockdown so there's nothing for you to do but f--- herl It had better be deep, you hear me?! When she comes down to the continental breakfast tomorrow morning, she'd better be gushing about how good you gave it to her and not gushing all over my goddamn shoes like she has for the past twenty years! You've been running around chasing Carmen Sandiego for too long, Leon, now it's time to come home!l You were always like a brother to me, and now you're gonna BE a brother to me! I SAID DON'T TOUCH THAT GUN, LEON!I DON'T MAKE ME GET BOTH YOUR KNEES!! LEONI

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ALBERT WISKERS

Storm @Storm_Jacket Seguir EON PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATS ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "ALBERT WISKERS" PLEASE LEON YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER, CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE Traducir Tweet

Storm @Storm_Jacket Seguir EON PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATS ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "ALBERT WISKERS" PLEASE LEON YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER, CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE Traducir Tweet

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Just a drop by Plague Of Gripes

Just a drop,Leon ling your c-- bolas! Cant you detect THAT scent? Ensnare our future! 1% beginning again! IMAGINE Nunh

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Chrisposting lore recap

Lore recap, correct me when I get something wrong. Narrator voice For years, the late Chris Redfield did everything in his power to find a boyfriend for his sister. Not even his boulder-punching power could force any man under the sun to procreate with the horrid nightmare that was his sister. He kept stalking the best candidate he knew: Leon Kennedy. Leon's trademark move "No Way F--" was of no use against Chris Leon was forced to flee from the Redfield's rage if he was to save his virginity for Ada Wong. Kennedy fled through the many dimensions of the multiverse, at one point masquerading as Dante from Devil May Cry. Eventually Leon had enough and hunkered down in his house. Chris in his infinite wisdom knew he needed a man with a plan to flush chris out. Redfield hired Dutch and his crew, in exchange he promised to reward their efforts with mangoes and tickets to Tahiti. Alongside Chris and Dutch stood many others willing to risk their lives if only to get Claire fertilized. Among the many soldiers of alliance Redfield Metal Gear Ray, Human Holocaust, Hunk, Animated Series Link and Virgil. Leon formed his own team to defend the fortress that was his house, among the defenders were Metal Gear Rex, Gentleman of Kos, Dante, Wesker and many more THRICE did Leon beat back Chris with his armies, but during the third battle both Chris and Leon fell, going straight to the bowls of the underworld. Their armies did battle to free their commander's from Satan's grasp. This time it was the Redfield alliance that secured victory With both leaders back they decided to end it, a final match of WWE WRESTLEMANIA. We saw many amazing fighters: Dutch, Boomer, Zoomer, Agent 47, Fred (who was an absolute monster) as well as some gods who joined the battle: Sminem and B0G This time luck was not with mister Kennedy, his team lost and Chris secured a briefcase filled with his seed Leon had a backup plan, he distracted Chris allowing Hunk to extract the seed Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:25:02 No.449917120449917180 e: DyrbDpZX4AMbRmL.jpg (169 KB, 916x1200) This face is for_ Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:25:47 No.449917180449917247 P> Mr.X's d--- Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:26:45 No.449917234 4.19,png (48 KB, 1101x284) tor ng (383 KB. 1280x764) >449905152 Leon and Ada lost. Due to Claire goblina rage (chris in a wig) and chris's onichan mode was used at the last moment after leon's no way f-- mode ended They also lost because boomer was amazing, zoomer sucked. X was late to the show and 47 betrayed leon and ada at the last minute, he eliminated everyone and let chris beat him But the sperm suit case was stolen by hunk and X during a 2v1 with Leon and Chris vs MR.X. >>449902984 (You) Sad thing is that the case never had Leon's spernm It was Wesker's semen. >>449898392 Thats why he helped chris win Wesker wanted to make a child with his genes and the retard strength redfield gene.but he didn't want to have to raise it yet. Similar to how Chris wanted a child but without having to raise it all the time hence him wanting to be an uncle Thats the full story...also Dutch may have been involved too since Chris betrayed him before the last match. Still mad

Lore recap, correct me when I get something wrong. Narrator voice For years, the late Chris Redfield did everything in his power to find a boyfriend for his sister. Not even his boulder-punching power could force any man under the sun to procreate with the horrid nightmare that was his sister. He kept stalking the best candidate he knew: Leon Kennedy. Leon's trademark move "No Way F--" was of no use against Chris Leon was forced to flee from the Redfield's rage if he was to save his virginity for Ada Wong. Kennedy fled through the many dimensions of the multiverse, at one point masquerading as Dante from Devil May Cry. Eventually Leon had enough and hunkered down in his house. Chris in his infinite wisdom knew he needed a man with a plan to flush chris out. Redfield hired Dutch and his crew, in exchange he promised to reward their efforts with mangoes and tickets to Tahiti. Alongside Chris and Dutch stood many others willing to risk their lives if only to get Claire fertilized. Among the many soldiers of alliance Redfield Metal Gear Ray, Human Holocaust, Hunk, Animated Series Link and Virgil. Leon formed his own team to defend the fortress that was his house, among the defenders were Metal Gear Rex, Gentleman of Kos, Dante, Wesker and many more THRICE did Leon beat back Chris with his armies, but during the third battle both Chris and Leon fell, going straight to the bowls of the underworld. Their armies did battle to free their commander's from Satan's grasp. This time it was the Redfield alliance that secured victory With both leaders back they decided to end it, a final match of WWE WRESTLEMANIA. We saw many amazing fighters: Dutch, Boomer, Zoomer, Agent 47, Fred (who was an absolute monster) as well as some gods who joined the battle: Sminem and B0G This time luck was not with mister Kennedy, his team lost and Chris secured a briefcase filled with his seed Leon had a backup plan, he distracted Chris allowing Hunk to extract the seed Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:25:02 No.449917120449917180 e: DyrbDpZX4AMbRmL.jpg (169 KB, 916x1200) This face is for_ Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:25:47 No.449917180449917247 P> Mr.X's d--- Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:26:45 No.449917234 4.19,png (48 KB, 1101x284) tor ng (383 KB. 1280x764) >449905152 Leon and Ada lost. Due to Claire goblina rage (chris in a wig) and chris's onichan mode was used at the last moment after leon's no way f-- mode ended They also lost because boomer was amazing, zoomer sucked. X was late to the show and 47 betrayed leon and ada at the last minute, he eliminated everyone and let chris beat him But the sperm suit case was stolen by hunk and X during a 2v1 with Leon and Chris vs MR.X. >>449902984 (You) Sad thing is that the case never had Leon's spernm It was Wesker's semen. >>449898392 Thats why he helped chris win Wesker wanted to make a child with his genes and the retard strength redfield gene.but he didn't want to have to raise it yet. Similar to how Chris wanted a child but without having to raise it all the time hence him wanting to be an uncle Thats the full story...also Dutch may have been involved too since Chris betrayed him before the last match. Still mad

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ALWAYS GO FOR THIS NEVER EVER GO FOR THIS ONLY VILLAINS DO THAT

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