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You shall not pass
You shall not pass

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THE BOOGYMAN checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed
THE BOOGYMAN checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed

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Chuck oris Search the web o pages tom Chuck's Boa Neb oogle wont search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't tnd Chuck Norris, he tinds you o standard web pages cotareg al ror search terms were found our seardi-Chuck Nois-did nol maich any docunents ogestons Run, before he finds you Try a different person CHUCK NORRIS H--------. The stories were true...

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KHn. ONCE PON A TIME CHucK NORISS P----- ON A TRUCK TODAY WE KNOW THATC TRUCK AS PRiME" T.D
KHn. ONCE PON A TIME CHucK NORISS P----- ON A TRUCK TODAY WE KNOW THATC TRUCK AS PRiME" T.D

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Chuck Norris: The Man that can kill someone with the same force it takes to bend a paperclip. VS Angus MacGyver: The Man that can kill someone with that bent paperclip 筄巨
Chuck Norris: The Man that can kill someone with the same force it takes to bend a paperclip. VS Angus MacGyver: The Man that can kill someone with that bent paperclip 筄巨

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"Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard" Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three wise men died of roundhouse kick related deaths" THE VISIT OF THE WISE-MEN
"Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard" Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three wise men died of roundhouse kick related deaths" THE VISIT OF THE WISE-MEN

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CHUCK NORRIS CAN Believe Its Not Butter
CHUCK NORRIS CAN Believe Its Not Butter

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IF IT'S IN HERE IT'S BECAUSE CHUCK LLOWS IT
IF IT'S IN HERE IT'S BECAUSE CHUCK LLOWS IT

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Chuckntorre deeego huntino,Hunting ipies possibility of failurCHUCK HORNIS GOES U gst peoplo have3 palrs of chromosomes Chue Norris has72.. and theyre all poisonou you bve tive dollare and Chuck torrde hes tve do larss Chuek Norris has more money than you ereteno c bultton on Chuck Norrisconpiter ue Norris ts always in control here is no theory of evolution Just e list tereaure ICK Norris has allovwed to live ck Norric destroyed the periodic tabte, bereuse only recognizes the element of surprise The Great Wall of China was originally created to CHICENori ouf tt failed miserably. ORN ndiecudes only a picture or himsef crouc and ready to attack. Chuck Norrts has not had to p

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TUNNEI TUNNEI
TUNNEI TUNNEI

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CHUCK NORRIS 555555555553 WALKER TEXAS RANGER 333-Pow [BETTER THAN YOU EFFECT he's chuck norris... when evocated, you win the match ATK/ INF. DEF/ INF. 62009 HIMSELF,
CHUCK NORRIS 555555555553 WALKER TEXAS RANGER 333-Pow [BETTER THAN YOU EFFECT he's chuck norris... when evocated, you win the match ATK/ INF. DEF/ INF. 62009 HIMSELF,

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CHUCK,NORRIS FACTS THERE IS NO CTRL BUTTON ON CHUCK NORRIS COMPUTER CHUCK NORRIS IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL CHUCK NORRIS CAN KILL TWO STONES WITH ONE BIRD APPLE PAYS CHUCK NORRIS 99 CENTS EVERYTIME HE LISTENS TO A SONG CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT SLEEP. HE WAITS CHUCK NORRIS COUNTED to INFINITY TWICE CHUCK,NORRIS DOESNT WEAR A WATCH HE DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT GET FROSTBITE.. CHUCK NORRIS BITES FROST THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION. JUSt A LIST OF CREATURES CHUCK NORRIS ALLOWED TO LIVE GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE CHUCK NORRIS DOES THE CHIEF EXPORT OF CHUCK NORRIS IS PAIN CHUCK,NORRIS DOESNT BREATHE, HE HOLDS AIR HOSTA
CHUCK,NORRIS FACTS THERE IS NO CTRL BUTTON ON CHUCK NORRIS COMPUTER CHUCK NORRIS IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL CHUCK NORRIS CAN KILL TWO STONES WITH ONE BIRD APPLE PAYS CHUCK NORRIS 99 CENTS EVERYTIME HE LISTENS TO A SONG CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT SLEEP. HE WAITS CHUCK NORRIS COUNTED to INFINITY TWICE CHUCK,NORRIS DOESNT WEAR A WATCH HE DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT GET FROSTBITE.. CHUCK NORRIS BITES FROST THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION. JUSt A LIST OF CREATURES CHUCK NORRIS ALLOWED TO LIVE GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE CHUCK NORRIS DOES THE CHIEF EXPORT OF CHUCK NORRIS IS PAIN CHUCK,NORRIS DOESNT BREATHE, HE HOLDS AIR HOSTA

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CHUCK MORRIS I'm the reason why Waldo is hiding!
CHUCK MORRIS I'm the reason why Waldo is hiding!

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CHUCK NORRIS YOu CAN'T TOu. ARGH! IT'S HAMMER-TIME! can touch MC Hammer
CHUCK NORRIS YOu CAN'T TOu. ARGH! IT'S HAMMER-TIME! can touch MC Hammer

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