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The complaint tablet to Ea-nasir is the worlds oldest customer complaint, dating back to 1750 BC

The Virgin Nanni Why the hell does he need so much copper anyway? sends a servant (slave) to do got swindled transactions for him by Ea-Nasir wife and daughter will most likely most gullible leave him merchant for Ea-Nasir in all Babylon wasted a perfectly good clay tablet walked through a writing the worlds war zone to first customer just to get a service complaint refund; got denied The Chad Ea-Nasir "Sorry, no refunds" probably has a full harem Will treat you of wives and your messenger with contempt travels all the way to Persia to buy s----- Keeps all the copper. He then complaint tablets from all his costumers in his house as amusing sells it at ludicrous prices decorations and by overhyping it's quality to assert dominance
The Virgin Nanni Why the hell does he need so much copper anyway? sends a servant (slave) to do got swindled transactions for him by Ea-Nasir wife and daughter will most likely most gullible leave him merchant for Ea-Nasir in all Babylon wasted a perfectly good clay tablet walked through a writing the worlds war zone to first customer just to get a service complaint refund; got denied The Chad Ea-Nasir "Sorry, no refunds" probably has a full harem Will treat you of wives and your messenger with contempt travels all the way to Persia to buy s----- Keeps all the copper. He then complaint tablets from all his costumers in his house as amusing sells it at ludicrous prices decorations and by overhyping it's quality to assert dominance

Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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The complaint tablet of Ea-Nasir but it's a political compass

On account of that one trifling mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper We both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves! If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away! I shall from now on select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise my right of rejection against you
On account of that one trifling mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper We both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves! If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away! I shall from now on select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise my right of rejection against you

Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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One of the world's oldest known letters is a customer complaint

Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas. How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt. 上
Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas. How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt. 上

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The floor is being of fine quality
The floor is being of fine quality

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What do you mean this meme's about as dead as Ea-Nasir?

CAN'T OWN POOR-QUALITY COPPER INGOTS Openim Mon Tut-Thue Fri-Sat IF YOU GO AWAY WITHOUT THE COPPER YOU CAME FOR Sunday imgfip.com
CAN'T OWN POOR-QUALITY COPPER INGOTS Openim Mon Tut-Thue Fri-Sat IF YOU GO AWAY WITHOUT THE COPPER YOU CAME FOR Sunday imgfip.com

Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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That Ea-nasir guy really is a trustworthy merchant

mllelaurel harukami Folgen probablybadrpgideas Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill. morkaischosen and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses. duckbunny well I don't have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they're guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those? bunjywunjy I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we're using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago. it's f----- wonderful, is what it is. Text Quelle: probablybadrp... 17.345 Anmerkungen
mllelaurel harukami Folgen probablybadrpgideas Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill. morkaischosen and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses. duckbunny well I don't have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they're guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those? bunjywunjy I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we're using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago. it's f----- wonderful, is what it is. Text Quelle: probablybadrp... 17.345 Anmerkungen

Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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Ea-Nasir Time

me: Yo do you want to buy some copper ingots? friend: u better not give me ingots that are not good me: If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!
me: Yo do you want to buy some copper ingots? friend: u better not give me ingots that are not good me: If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!

Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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Ea-Nasir

thesparkofrevolution: blacktyranitar: thesparkofrevolution: jakovu: dama3: tastefullyoffensive: Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34) old school hate mail Imagine how p----- you have to be to engrave a rock Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them s--- instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS. Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge a------ More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals. Source: tastefullyoffen...
thesparkofrevolution: blacktyranitar: thesparkofrevolution: jakovu: dama3: tastefullyoffensive: Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34) old school hate mail Imagine how p----- you have to be to engrave a rock Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them s--- instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS. Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge a------ More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals. Source: tastefullyoffen...

Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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Babylonian complaint letter

o the Ningal ssful trading rsian Gulf Complaint about delivery of the wrong grade of copper About 1750 BC (Old Babylonian period), from Ur ian period) ME 131236 thesparkofrevolution: blacktyranitar: thesparkofrevolution: jakovu: dama3: tastefullyoffensive: Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34) old school hate mail Imagine how p----- you have to be to engrave a rock Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them s--- instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS. Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge a------ More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals. Source: tastefullyoffen...
o the Ningal ssful trading rsian Gulf Complaint about delivery of the wrong grade of copper About 1750 BC (Old Babylonian period), from Ur ian period) ME 131236 thesparkofrevolution: blacktyranitar: thesparkofrevolution: jakovu: dama3: tastefullyoffensive: Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34) old school hate mail Imagine how p----- you have to be to engrave a rock Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them s--- instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS. Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge a------ More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals. Source: tastefullyoffen...

Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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Pencil Drawing Of Ea-nasir Tablet

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Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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Ea-nasir Tablet

co the Ningal essful trading rsian Gulf mian period) Complaint about delivery of the wrong grade of copper About 1750 BC (Old Babylonian period), from Ur ME 131236
co the Ningal essful trading rsian Gulf mian period) Complaint about delivery of the wrong grade of copper About 1750 BC (Old Babylonian period), from Ur ME 131236

Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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The Ea-Nasir

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Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
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