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Last four nights ago I had a dream where my mother put gift wrap on the wallpaper and my grandmother...
![Last two nights ago I had a dream where my brother put gift wrap on the wallpaper and my grandmother’s room had this painting
http://4plebs.org/x/thread/29821448/last-two-nights-ago-i-had-a-dream-where-my](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/207/431/624.png)
![Last two nights ago I had a dream where my brother put gift wrap on the wallpaper and my grandmother’s room had this painting
http://4plebs.org/x/thread/29821448/last-two-nights-ago-i-had-a-dream-where-my](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/207/431/624.png)
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The Reprodoocer
![The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/202/724/dbf.png)
![The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/202/724/dbf.png)
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the Updooter
![You're to date V Automatically update "abandonware" "use the new version" Last checked: Today, 4:48 the updooter C. "deprecated" "obsolete" "that Ul is from the 90s" "luddites..." "update! local vulnerability patched!" Javascriptenabled on everyste "that project is dead" >lastu pdate: 13 days ago "i NEED the cloud version" ewericatu res with new paywall "microsoft gets my data anyway" "enjoy your zero-day" ishes CVE forexCI SeS "old software is not secure" >g rans remote execu tion to a ny dew granis neworkaccess to a y app "telemetry is not spyware" "it's not slow, get a better computer"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/202/720/e99.png)
![You're to date V Automatically update "abandonware" "use the new version" Last checked: Today, 4:48 the updooter C. "deprecated" "obsolete" "that Ul is from the 90s" "luddites..." "update! local vulnerability patched!" Javascriptenabled on everyste "that project is dead" >lastu pdate: 13 days ago "i NEED the cloud version" ewericatu res with new paywall "microsoft gets my data anyway" "enjoy your zero-day" ishes CVE forexCI SeS "old software is not secure" >g rans remote execu tion to a ny dew granis neworkaccess to a y app "telemetry is not spyware" "it's not slow, get a better computer"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/202/720/e99.png)
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coomer (edgy atheist millenial)
![Edgy Atheist Millennial Lol, religion is just a form of control. (Is controlled by consumerism, p----------, and late night television) Only weak people believe in God(Is actually weak in the flesh, unable to deny their desires) Muh, god is dead (Has jumped on philosophical bandwagons and has no actual knowledge of theology and Christian beliefs) Haha religion is like the worst thing in human history. (Completely disregards that atheism and the lack *is prochoice to avoid being a responsable of a moral code is historically linked with the worse atrocities) parent *wants to be babied by a mommy state *is anti-whatever because SNL made some "jokes" *in denial about the about it current fall of society](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/189/462/b77.jpg)
![Edgy Atheist Millennial Lol, religion is just a form of control. (Is controlled by consumerism, p----------, and late night television) Only weak people believe in God(Is actually weak in the flesh, unable to deny their desires) Muh, god is dead (Has jumped on philosophical bandwagons and has no actual knowledge of theology and Christian beliefs) Haha religion is like the worst thing in human history. (Completely disregards that atheism and the lack *is prochoice to avoid being a responsable of a moral code is historically linked with the worse atrocities) parent *wants to be babied by a mommy state *is anti-whatever because SNL made some "jokes" *in denial about the about it current fall of society](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/189/462/b77.jpg)
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the furry coomer
![made by an anon on 4chan](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/188/569/aa5.png)
![made by an anon on 4chan](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/188/569/aa5.png)
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The Goomer
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/187/744/717.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/187/744/717.png)
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AAAAAH IM UNFOLLOOWING
![THE UNFOLLOWER "You actually believe this? "What?" "Is this ironic" "Unfollowed" *unfollows* "Really?" "I didn't follow for this..." "This isn't funny" "This was funny the 50th time" "Explain this meme to me."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/182/907/0a7.jpeg)
![THE UNFOLLOWER "You actually believe this? "What?" "Is this ironic" "Unfollowed" *unfollows* "Really?" "I didn't follow for this..." "This isn't funny" "This was funny the 50th time" "Explain this meme to me."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/182/907/0a7.jpeg)
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SHE'S ONLY LEGAL IN 29 STATES YOU SICK FUCK
![Americans when a 16 year old dates an 18 year old vs Americans when an 18 year old is creampied by 5 middle aged men on camera](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/156/118/4f0.jpg)
![Americans when a 16 year old dates an 18 year old vs Americans when an 18 year old is creampied by 5 middle aged men on camera](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/156/118/4f0.jpg)
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The Pig
![The most hated anon The Pig on 4chan Posts s------- spread multiple times a day Circumcised Cooms to humilation Degenerate f----- who probably likes scat Destined to an hero on livestream Writes the date with Migrated from /b/ then /soc/ then /pol/ sharpie each day on his Master at ban s------- evasion "Hey straight guys! Oink! Oink!" Biden voter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/131/700/0fd.png)
![The most hated anon The Pig on 4chan Posts s------- spread multiple times a day Circumcised Cooms to humilation Degenerate f----- who probably likes scat Destined to an hero on livestream Writes the date with Migrated from /b/ then /soc/ then /pol/ sharpie each day on his Master at ban s------- evasion "Hey straight guys! Oink! Oink!" Biden voter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/131/700/0fd.png)
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Compooter
![The coomputer "I-Is that a n-number?! I--I am gonna coompute!!!" When It breaks all your hard work is gone with it Incapable of advanced reasoning, has to be nannied like a 5-year old Can only understand 1s and Os 2OOM D Decades of craftful engineering, ends up being used to view p--- Can't decide whether to stop or not always asks for more RAM. It's never enough... His hardware become obsolete within a few years No time for thinking or feeling, only to coompute](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/131/693/3cd.jpg)
![The coomputer "I-Is that a n-number?! I--I am gonna coompute!!!" When It breaks all your hard work is gone with it Incapable of advanced reasoning, has to be nannied like a 5-year old Can only understand 1s and Os 2OOM D Decades of craftful engineering, ends up being used to view p--- Can't decide whether to stop or not always asks for more RAM. It's never enough... His hardware become obsolete within a few years No time for thinking or feeling, only to coompute](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/131/693/3cd.jpg)
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Cooder
![The 14 year old coder "IM GONNA No friends, CO0000ODE" just f------ cooodes Lurks /g/ Argues/ circle jerks on discord all day Runs Arch Linux thinks he's a computer god S----- grades Scares girls away Doesn't know w-- he's doing "Muh anonymity", Thinks he's a hacker, "Dev" in bio just a poser](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/131/667/776.jpg)
![The 14 year old coder "IM GONNA No friends, CO0000ODE" just f------ cooodes Lurks /g/ Argues/ circle jerks on discord all day Runs Arch Linux thinks he's a computer god S----- grades Scares girls away Doesn't know w-- he's doing "Muh anonymity", Thinks he's a hacker, "Dev" in bio just a poser](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/131/667/776.jpg)
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I-Is that yellowed plastic?
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/131/640/ab2.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/131/640/ab2.png)
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REMEMBER ME JAYMAN?
![5SCARTOON](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/118/382/6ba.png)
![5SCARTOON](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/118/382/6ba.png)
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I-I-Is that a HDD discount sale?
![The 30 year old Saver >saves a website before it's launched no one knows how he does it >used to save important websites now saves everything saves the server too >could help people by uploading memory-holed content >too busy saving to do that more storage space than google >forgot why he's saving his brain is the only thing Im gonna SAAAAAAAAAAVE! >saved this meme he couldn't save >will download the >saved everything that was lost in the OVH fire entire internet by the time it's killed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/116/817/451.png)
![The 30 year old Saver >saves a website before it's launched no one knows how he does it >used to save important websites now saves everything saves the server too >could help people by uploading memory-holed content >too busy saving to do that more storage space than google >forgot why he's saving his brain is the only thing Im gonna SAAAAAAAAAAVE! >saved this meme he couldn't save >will download the >saved everything that was lost in the OVH fire entire internet by the time it's killed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/116/817/451.png)
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The 25 year-old guy
![he kinda looks like CIA tho](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/114/795/119.jpg)
![he kinda looks like CIA tho](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/114/795/119.jpg)
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