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The 40 year old Coomlector

The 40 year old Coomlector never beats any games he owns forces his kids to have the same hobbies as him owns hundreds of games but only plays roms on flashcarts owns super mario bros on 8 different platforms wife akes him keep his %3D games in a "man cave" triforce tattoo doesnt even know anything about politics, just f------ plays video games while civilization collapses "AAAAAAAAAAAA ANOTHER GAME FOR THE COOMLECTION!!!!" only valuable possessions, will >its an investment lose them all in the divorce >kids pawn everything for $1000

The 40 year old Coomlector never beats any games he owns forces his kids to have the same hobbies as him owns hundreds of games but only plays roms on flashcarts owns super mario bros on 8 different platforms wife akes him keep his %3D games in a "man cave" triforce tattoo doesnt even know anything about politics, just f------ plays video games while civilization collapses "AAAAAAAAAAAA ANOTHER GAME FOR THE COOMLECTION!!!!" only valuable possessions, will >its an investment lose them all in the divorce >kids pawn everything for $1000

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D-Do it for grandma, scum!

The 30 year old vaccine regrooter Anxiously refreshes /pol/ for updates about vax deaths revisits their FB post of vax card that got 12 likes to calm nerves >w-w-who cares? it's just >it-it's fine I didn't want blood clots to have kids anyway researching stats to win Free Krispy Kreme! #NoRegroots debates has led them to realize they're probably feked >j-just get the vax, Q-tard! prion disease is fake and gay slowly piecing it together that the CDC, WHO, Fauci, Gates are fuking criminals creates burner account on VACCINATION reddit to ask about regroot CARD + ignores persistent headache, fatigue and testicular pain Last Name Second Dose X Fist Fist Do Hugs plush Fauci doll and cries about regroot Dae Googles "how to build a time machine"

The 30 year old vaccine regrooter Anxiously refreshes /pol/ for updates about vax deaths revisits their FB post of vax card that got 12 likes to calm nerves >w-w-who cares? it's just >it-it's fine I didn't want blood clots to have kids anyway researching stats to win Free Krispy Kreme! #NoRegroots debates has led them to realize they're probably feked >j-just get the vax, Q-tard! prion disease is fake and gay slowly piecing it together that the CDC, WHO, Fauci, Gates are fuking criminals creates burner account on VACCINATION reddit to ask about regroot CARD + ignores persistent headache, fatigue and testicular pain Last Name Second Dose X Fist Fist Do Hugs plush Fauci doll and cries about regroot Dae Googles "how to build a time machine"

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30 year old Commer

The 30 year old Commer Battery lasts 43 seconds Radio never set to low power never will be When transmitting at night, the Auora Borealis can be seen in the sky Violating radio interference laws in countries he's not even in Crystal clear on every frequency at the same time Antenna can be seen to glow in the visible light spectrum Interferes with instruments on the international space station Has never once heard the phrase "Say Again" Radio gave himself cancer, the next Anyone within 100 yards transmission killed the is now sterile cancer cells

The 30 year old Commer Battery lasts 43 seconds Radio never set to low power never will be When transmitting at night, the Auora Borealis can be seen in the sky Violating radio interference laws in countries he's not even in Crystal clear on every frequency at the same time Antenna can be seen to glow in the visible light spectrum Interferes with instruments on the international space station Has never once heard the phrase "Say Again" Radio gave himself cancer, the next Anyone within 100 yards transmission killed the is now sterile cancer cells

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COOMAGEDDON

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Coomer Scout

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Last four nights ago I had a dream where my mother put gift wrap on the wallpaper and my grandmother...

Last two nights ago I had a dream where my brother put gift wrap on the wallpaper and my grandmother’s room had this painting
http://4plebs.org/x/thread/29821448/last-two-nights-ago-i-had-a-dream-where-my

Last two nights ago I had a dream where my brother put gift wrap on the wallpaper and my grandmother’s room had this painting
http://4plebs.org/x/thread/29821448/last-two-nights-ago-i-had-a-dream-where-my

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The Reprodoocer

The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"

The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"

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the Updooter

You're to date V Automatically update "abandonware" "use the new version" Last checked: Today, 4:48 the updooter C. "deprecated" "obsolete" "that Ul is from the 90s" "luddites..." "update! local vulnerability patched!" Javascriptenabled on everyste "that project is dead" >lastu pdate: 13 days ago "i NEED the cloud version" ewericatu res with new paywall "microsoft gets my data anyway" "enjoy your zero-day" ishes CVE forexCI SeS "old software is not secure" >g rans remote execu tion to a ny dew granis neworkaccess to a y app "telemetry is not spyware" "it's not slow, get a better computer"

You're to date V Automatically update "abandonware" "use the new version" Last checked: Today, 4:48 the updooter C. "deprecated" "obsolete" "that Ul is from the 90s" "luddites..." "update! local vulnerability patched!" Javascriptenabled on everyste "that project is dead" >lastu pdate: 13 days ago "i NEED the cloud version" ewericatu res with new paywall "microsoft gets my data anyway" "enjoy your zero-day" ishes CVE forexCI SeS "old software is not secure" >g rans remote execu tion to a ny dew granis neworkaccess to a y app "telemetry is not spyware" "it's not slow, get a better computer"

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coomer (edgy atheist millenial)

Edgy Atheist Millennial Lol, religion is just a form of control. (Is controlled by consumerism, p----------, and late night television) Only weak people believe in God(Is actually weak in the flesh, unable to deny their desires) Muh, god is dead (Has jumped on philosophical bandwagons and has no actual knowledge of theology and Christian beliefs) Haha religion is like the worst thing in human history. (Completely disregards that atheism and the lack *is prochoice to avoid being a responsable of a moral code is historically linked with the worse atrocities) parent *wants to be babied by a mommy state *is anti-whatever because SNL made some "jokes" *in denial about the about it current fall of society

Edgy Atheist Millennial Lol, religion is just a form of control. (Is controlled by consumerism, p----------, and late night television) Only weak people believe in God(Is actually weak in the flesh, unable to deny their desires) Muh, god is dead (Has jumped on philosophical bandwagons and has no actual knowledge of theology and Christian beliefs) Haha religion is like the worst thing in human history. (Completely disregards that atheism and the lack *is prochoice to avoid being a responsable of a moral code is historically linked with the worse atrocities) parent *wants to be babied by a mommy state *is anti-whatever because SNL made some "jokes" *in denial about the about it current fall of society

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the furry coomer

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The Goomer

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AAAAAH IM UNFOLLOOWING

THE UNFOLLOWER "You actually believe this? "What?" "Is this ironic" "Unfollowed" *unfollows* "Really?" "I didn't follow for this..." "This isn't funny" "This was funny the 50th time" "Explain this meme to me."

THE UNFOLLOWER "You actually believe this? "What?" "Is this ironic" "Unfollowed" *unfollows* "Really?" "I didn't follow for this..." "This isn't funny" "This was funny the 50th time" "Explain this meme to me."

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SHE'S ONLY LEGAL IN 29 STATES YOU SICK FUCK

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The Pig

The most hated anon The Pig on 4chan Posts s------- spread multiple times a day Circumcised Cooms to humilation Degenerate f----- who probably likes scat Destined to an hero on livestream Writes the date with Migrated from /b/ then /soc/ then /pol/ sharpie each day on his Master at ban s------- evasion "Hey straight guys! Oink! Oink!" Biden voter

The most hated anon The Pig on 4chan Posts s------- spread multiple times a day Circumcised Cooms to humilation Degenerate f----- who probably likes scat Destined to an hero on livestream Writes the date with Migrated from /b/ then /soc/ then /pol/ sharpie each day on his Master at ban s------- evasion "Hey straight guys! Oink! Oink!" Biden voter

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