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"There is not such thing as borders" comic

thing as borders so e \ anyone should be able to walk in the country but i'll shoot you if you walk in my natural property borders
thing as borders so e \ anyone should be able to walk in the country but i'll shoot you if you walk in my natural property borders

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Giant capitalist hires a private army to occupy the entire Free Nation

When a giant capitalist hires a private army to occupy the entire Free NationTM and sets up an authoritarian state with no individual rights.
When a giant capitalist hires a private army to occupy the entire Free NationTM and sets up an authoritarian state with no individual rights.

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When you tell your strikebreakers to aim for the head

WHEN YOU TELL YOUR STRIKEBREAKERS TO AIM FOR THE HEAD INSTEAD OF THE KNEES BECAUSE YOU JUST ENSLAVED A SCHOOL BUS FULLOF KIDS WHO WILL WORK FOR FREE.
WHEN YOU TELL YOUR STRIKEBREAKERS TO AIM FOR THE HEAD INSTEAD OF THE KNEES BECAUSE YOU JUST ENSLAVED A SCHOOL BUS FULLOF KIDS WHO WILL WORK FOR FREE.

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Trolley Problem - NAP

NO The trolley is headed towards the lower track. If you pull the lever it will switch tracks and nobody will be harmed. However, the lever is on private property and pulling it would violate the NAP. Do you pull the lever?
NO The trolley is headed towards the lower track. If you pull the lever it will switch tracks and nobody will be harmed. However, the lever is on private property and pulling it would violate the NAP. Do you pull the lever?

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When you shoot your neighbor's escaped child sex slaves for starving on your lawn

When you shoot your neighbor's escaped child sex slaves for starving on your lawn
When you shoot your neighbor's escaped child sex slaves for starving on your lawn

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Buy a new slave child

When you buy a new slave child and you get sued in private court for giving it a copvrighted name
When you buy a new slave child and you get sued in private court for giving it a copvrighted name

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When you have to pay your child workers

When you have to pay your child workers
When you have to pay your child workers

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Web Comic

people are so naturally corruptible that government is an unstable idea that's why if we get rid of government people will capitalist communities and obey contracts without legal backing all the bad people will move out because they are bad for business
people are so naturally corruptible that government is an unstable idea that's why if we get rid of government people will capitalist communities and obey contracts without legal backing all the bad people will move out because they are bad for business

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Warlord across the street hosting a loud party

When the warford acros the stretis hosing a real loud party for his child mail-order bnde but you launcha low missile at his house becausethe soundwares ntered or prviate ropety
When the warford acros the stretis hosing a real loud party for his child mail-order bnde but you launcha low missile at his house becausethe soundwares ntered or prviate ropety

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McDonald's Death Squads

When you accidentally say the phrase "im lovin it" so the mcdonald's death squads capture you for not paying royalties and take you to private court, but you dont have enough bitcoins to pay off the jury so you sell your children to the coal mines
When you accidentally say the phrase "im lovin it" so the mcdonald's death squads capture you for not paying royalties and take you to private court, but you dont have enough bitcoins to pay off the jury so you sell your children to the coal mines

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tfw you live in an ancap society

tfw u live in an anarcho capitalist society and u just hoarded all the water in a populated area under the pretense that its yours and then u violently attack people who use the water without paying u while u cite the non-aggression principle as the basis for ur aggression
tfw u live in an anarcho capitalist society and u just hoarded all the water in a populated area under the pretense that its yours and then u violently attack people who use the water without paying u while u cite the non-aggression principle as the basis for ur aggression

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Bronze Member Police Subscription

When im getting r---- in an alleyway and attempt to call the police but they tell me my Bronze Member Police subscription™ only covers muggings and petty theft and cant do anything untill i upgrade for the low price of 3 bitcoins TM fuhny.cs
When im getting r---- in an alleyway and attempt to call the police but they tell me my Bronze Member Police subscription™ only covers muggings and petty theft and cant do anything untill i upgrade for the low price of 3 bitcoins TM fuhny.cs

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