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When you accidentally develop oral communication and your fellow cavemen pummel you to death with rocks for trying to create civilization
When you accidentally develop oral communication and your fellow cavemen pummel you to death with rocks for trying to create civilization

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another good one

When your neighbours collude to violate the NAP and seize your property and their private armies are bigger than yours
When your neighbours collude to violate the NAP and seize your property and their private armies are bigger than yours

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When there's roads

When there's roads
When there's roads

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Sieg Donald!

When you're really looking forward to the birth of your first child from consensual labour in a McDonalds so they take the newborn into their private army to annex the Burger King across the street
When you're really looking forward to the birth of your first child from consensual labour in a McDonalds so they take the newborn into their private army to annex the Burger King across the street

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Papa Johns

When you call out to the local papa johns Paramillitary and order a pizza and it arrives at your door and you kill the delivery boy for violating NAP and get a free pizza but then the local papa johns shells your house but The royal burger king army steps in and destroys the papa johns 30inch artillery due to papa johns now serving burgers
When you call out to the local papa johns Paramillitary and order a pizza and it arrives at your door and you kill the delivery boy for violating NAP and get a free pizza but then the local papa johns shells your house but The royal burger king army steps in and destroys the papa johns 30inch artillery due to papa johns now serving burgers

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Dandelion

When dandelion seeds from your neighbor's yard blow into your yard and you toss a tactical thumb nuke into his yard to destroy it and the radiation blows into the McDonald's inorganic chicken factory across the street and they send their team of cyborg clowns to kill you but your harem of child sex slaves kills them all with 3D-printed suicide vests and you shoot up a massive amount of stimulants and go on a vengeful killing spree in your Metal Gear REX.
When dandelion seeds from your neighbor's yard blow into your yard and you toss a tactical thumb nuke into his yard to destroy it and the radiation blows into the McDonald's inorganic chicken factory across the street and they send their team of cyborg clowns to kill you but your harem of child sex slaves kills them all with 3D-printed suicide vests and you shoot up a massive amount of stimulants and go on a vengeful killing spree in your Metal Gear REX.

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Who watches the watchmen?

When you're hungry so you go to the store to grab some chips but you don't trust the chip manufacturer's "50% less radioactive" advertisement so you investigate the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency but it doesn't seem very legit so you test your suspicions by looking at the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency but this one has some more shady s--- going on and you want to settle your doubts with the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency and your gut feeling pushes you on so you see if you're able to find more clues at the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency and these guys don't look too good either so you drive over to the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency's metametametametaregulatory agency and uncover further suspicions that need to be confirmed by investigating the chip anufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's etametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency's etametametametaregulatory agency's metametametametametaregulatory agency and you're sure you'll find out they were all lying to you if you just find out what the deal is with the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's
When you're hungry so you go to the store to grab some chips but you don't trust the chip manufacturer's "50% less radioactive" advertisement so you investigate the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency but it doesn't seem very legit so you test your suspicions by looking at the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency but this one has some more shady s--- going on and you want to settle your doubts with the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency and your gut feeling pushes you on so you see if you're able to find more clues at the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency and these guys don't look too good either so you drive over to the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency's metametametametaregulatory agency and uncover further suspicions that need to be confirmed by investigating the chip anufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's etametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency's etametametametaregulatory agency's metametametametametaregulatory agency and you're sure you'll find out they were all lying to you if you just find out what the deal is with the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's

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My own state

When you send your son to his room for being naughty and he creates his own state and attempts to annex your fridge so you fire a tomahawk missile at him
When you send your son to his room for being naughty and he creates his own state and attempts to annex your fridge so you fire a tomahawk missile at him

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Anarcho Nipponism

When you finish your Daily Katana training and you hear somone disrespecting the Katana even though it is folded over 100000 times, and this is a fact as you had your regulatary body check it out so you teleport behind him and Preform a hand symbol but then remember it is copyrighted so you commit Seppuku
When you finish your Daily Katana training and you hear somone disrespecting the Katana even though it is folded over 100000 times, and this is a fact as you had your regulatary body check it out so you teleport behind him and Preform a hand symbol but then remember it is copyrighted so you commit Seppuku

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Says it all

WHEN FASCISTS AND COMMUNISTS ON THE INTERNET HAVE TO RESORT TO WHACKIER AND MORE OUTLANDISH SCENARIOS TO PAINT YOUR IDEOLOGY AS MORE AUTHORITARIAN THAN IT IS BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IN RESPONSE IS OPEN A HISTORY TEXTBOOKK ne
WHEN FASCISTS AND COMMUNISTS ON THE INTERNET HAVE TO RESORT TO WHACKIER AND MORE OUTLANDISH SCENARIOS TO PAINT YOUR IDEOLOGY AS MORE AUTHORITARIAN THAN IT IS BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IN RESPONSE IS OPEN A HISTORY TEXTBOOKK ne

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Rare Pepe the Anarcho-Capitalist

GOVERNMENT FEELS BAD, MAN
GOVERNMENT FEELS BAD, MAN

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I'll just leave this here

An Anarchic society cannot be prevented from devolving back to Statism without the use of force. Thus the only way to prevent the creation of a centralized authority is to create a centralized authority yourself
An Anarchic society cannot be prevented from devolving back to Statism without the use of force. Thus the only way to prevent the creation of a centralized authority is to create a centralized authority yourself

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Exclusive rights

When you buy exclusive rights to all the oxygen in the air so your town's private police force has to strangle to death anyone who forgets to pay you their breathing subscription fees
When you buy exclusive rights to all the oxygen in the air so your town's private police force has to strangle to death anyone who forgets to pay you their breathing subscription fees

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Buy Neighbor's Ammo

When you are all out of ammo so you buy your neighbor's and then kill him and take your money back.
When you are all out of ammo so you buy your neighbor's and then kill him and take your money back.

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"Stupid Commies" Comic

Psssh, stupid commies don't get that communism is against human nature because it demands a total lack of self interest. That isn't natrual. How can you expect a society of people to sit back and never pursue self interest and infringe on the rights of others again when it would be to their own personal benefit Anyway as I was saying anarcho capitalism would be perfect literally everyone in society just has to obey a 'non aggression principle' where nobody ever infringes on anyone's rights even though they have absolutely no incentive to do so
Psssh, stupid commies don't get that communism is against human nature because it demands a total lack of self interest. That isn't natrual. How can you expect a society of people to sit back and never pursue self interest and infringe on the rights of others again when it would be to their own personal benefit Anyway as I was saying anarcho capitalism would be perfect literally everyone in society just has to obey a 'non aggression principle' where nobody ever infringes on anyone's rights even though they have absolutely no incentive to do so

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If I don't have the right to fire my workers

IF I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIRE MY WORKERS WHEN THEY DEMAND HUMANE LIVING CONDITIONS THEN WHAT RIGHTS DO I HAVE?
IF I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIRE MY WORKERS WHEN THEY DEMAND HUMANE LIVING CONDITIONS THEN WHAT RIGHTS DO I HAVE?

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When All the Land is Owned

When all the land is owned and the only way to get kicked off someone's property is to get thrown in the ocean
When all the land is owned and the only way to get kicked off someone's property is to get thrown in the ocean

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"There is not such thing as borders" comic

thing as borders so e \ anyone should be able to walk in the country but i'll shoot you if you walk in my natural property borders
thing as borders so e \ anyone should be able to walk in the country but i'll shoot you if you walk in my natural property borders

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Giant capitalist hires a private army to occupy the entire Free Nation

When a giant capitalist hires a private army to occupy the entire Free NationTM and sets up an authoritarian state with no individual rights.
When a giant capitalist hires a private army to occupy the entire Free NationTM and sets up an authoritarian state with no individual rights.

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When you tell your strikebreakers to aim for the head

WHEN YOU TELL YOUR STRIKEBREAKERS TO AIM FOR THE HEAD INSTEAD OF THE KNEES BECAUSE YOU JUST ENSLAVED A SCHOOL BUS FULLOF KIDS WHO WILL WORK FOR FREE.
WHEN YOU TELL YOUR STRIKEBREAKERS TO AIM FOR THE HEAD INSTEAD OF THE KNEES BECAUSE YOU JUST ENSLAVED A SCHOOL BUS FULLOF KIDS WHO WILL WORK FOR FREE.

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