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Just your average day in Australia

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Meanwhile at Don-Mart...

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Just another day.....

Restofthewordswildlife Australian Wildlife Spiders Sopoisonous a bite can kill within40 utes, armored in shining black terror Spiders are already teriffying. The only consulation being the old adage: "They're more afraid of you, than you are of them." But then again we've never heard of a spider who, upon spying a human being, screams like a little girl and runs into the next room to get their boyfriend spider to take you outside like Darth Vaderand damnnear omni present, the Sydney Funnel WebSpider is Australia's answer to the immigration problem. Theyare not more afraid of you;" they're frequentlyknown to charge and bite with no provocation. The Sydney Funnel Web is whatwould hapen if Bruce Willis built a spider and gave it to the Devil as a Christmas present. Octopii Look at that thing; f--- that thing You want to talk Cthulhu? The Blanket Octopus is like Cthulhu mixed with Batman. In addition to the Cloak of Greater Horror up there, the Blanket Octopus hunts prey by tackling Man O' War jellyfish, ripping their poisonous stingers off and using themas venomous chain flails. It even f---- like a horror movie: To mate, it simply fills a tentacle with sperm, rips it off and hands it to the pi are kind of cute in an odd way Octo , but they are pretty alien. It's easy to see how one could be made terrifying. Just look at Cthulhu, for example. They can camouflage themselves, squeeze through the tiniest of spaces, and have double the amount of acceptable limbs to be eligible for 'adorable' status. You could probably make that creepy Earthworms Aw, that s more like it. The friendly Earthworm. Aside from its frequent misůse as a Girl Repellent on playgrounds, there is no way the common Earthworm can be considered frightening Oh, Australia, we should have known you'd find a way. The sickly, unearthly blue, the bulging, slimy mass, and did we mention it glows in the f------ dark? So you can see it writhe at you through the black of night? The only way this could be scarier is if it was three feet long ...which it is Three inches would be enough to give us nightmares, we'd have to practice just to e properly afraid of Australia's version of the Earthworm. Marsupials All right, so an Earthworm could bring back repressed memories of playground assaults or just remind you of a dis embodied penis; we should have seen how it could be made into fear incarnate ut there's no way you can make a marsupial terrifying. The absolute creepiest one the rest of the world has is the possum, and on his best day he's st a goth ferret. A marsupial is a small four-legged mammal with a pouch By design it is adorable. Do your worst Australia No. No way that is a real thing. There is no such thing as a wolf-bear-tiger with pure black shark eyes and the jaws of a snake, Australia. You are making it up. The Thylacine apack-hunting marsupial builtlike a great cat with the ability to open its jaws up to 120 degrees-is unfortunately, all too real. Though it was thought hunted to extinction, recent sightings indicate there mayactually be a fewleft. See, there's areason Australia is awater-locked continent: Geography is trying to protectyou.

Restofthewordswildlife Australian Wildlife Spiders Sopoisonous a bite can kill within40 utes, armored in shining black terror Spiders are already teriffying. The only consulation being the old adage: "They're more afraid of you, than you are of them." But then again we've never heard of a spider who, upon spying a human being, screams like a little girl and runs into the next room to get their boyfriend spider to take you outside like Darth Vaderand damnnear omni present, the Sydney Funnel WebSpider is Australia's answer to the immigration problem. Theyare not more afraid of you;" they're frequentlyknown to charge and bite with no provocation. The Sydney Funnel Web is whatwould hapen if Bruce Willis built a spider and gave it to the Devil as a Christmas present. Octopii Look at that thing; f--- that thing You want to talk Cthulhu? The Blanket Octopus is like Cthulhu mixed with Batman. In addition to the Cloak of Greater Horror up there, the Blanket Octopus hunts prey by tackling Man O' War jellyfish, ripping their poisonous stingers off and using themas venomous chain flails. It even f---- like a horror movie: To mate, it simply fills a tentacle with sperm, rips it off and hands it to the pi are kind of cute in an odd way Octo , but they are pretty alien. It's easy to see how one could be made terrifying. Just look at Cthulhu, for example. They can camouflage themselves, squeeze through the tiniest of spaces, and have double the amount of acceptable limbs to be eligible for 'adorable' status. You could probably make that creepy Earthworms Aw, that s more like it. The friendly Earthworm. Aside from its frequent misůse as a Girl Repellent on playgrounds, there is no way the common Earthworm can be considered frightening Oh, Australia, we should have known you'd find a way. The sickly, unearthly blue, the bulging, slimy mass, and did we mention it glows in the f------ dark? So you can see it writhe at you through the black of night? The only way this could be scarier is if it was three feet long ...which it is Three inches would be enough to give us nightmares, we'd have to practice just to e properly afraid of Australia's version of the Earthworm. Marsupials All right, so an Earthworm could bring back repressed memories of playground assaults or just remind you of a dis embodied penis; we should have seen how it could be made into fear incarnate ut there's no way you can make a marsupial terrifying. The absolute creepiest one the rest of the world has is the possum, and on his best day he's st a goth ferret. A marsupial is a small four-legged mammal with a pouch By design it is adorable. Do your worst Australia No. No way that is a real thing. There is no such thing as a wolf-bear-tiger with pure black shark eyes and the jaws of a snake, Australia. You are making it up. The Thylacine apack-hunting marsupial builtlike a great cat with the ability to open its jaws up to 120 degrees-is unfortunately, all too real. Though it was thought hunted to extinction, recent sightings indicate there mayactually be a fewleft. See, there's areason Australia is awater-locked continent: Geography is trying to protectyou.

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I guess not everything is trying to kill you in Ausralia...

“Real Fact Australia is the only continent without an active volcano. Real Facts

“Real Fact Australia is the only continent without an active volcano. Real Facts

But its the most imposrtant meal of the day...

MAN FINDS PYTHON COILED UP INSIDE HIS CORNFLAKES BOX LONDON Aman in Sydney had the shock of his life when he saw a long coiled-up snake poke its head out of his box of ce real. Jarred Smith, 22, was making lunch last week when he spotted the two-metre diamond python hiding inside the open cornflakes package, the Daily Telegraph in Australia reported "Itwas super weird," he told the Daily Manly. "I peaked in the box, sawits head pop out and that's when I dropped my food on the counter and bolted for the door." An animal res- cuerretrieved the creature and returned it to the local bush. The snake is specifically found in southern Australia, and a- though it looks fearsome it is mostly harmless.

MAN FINDS PYTHON COILED UP INSIDE HIS CORNFLAKES BOX LONDON Aman in Sydney had the shock of his life when he saw a long coiled-up snake poke its head out of his box of ce real. Jarred Smith, 22, was making lunch last week when he spotted the two-metre diamond python hiding inside the open cornflakes package, the Daily Telegraph in Australia reported "Itwas super weird," he told the Daily Manly. "I peaked in the box, sawits head pop out and that's when I dropped my food on the counter and bolted for the door." An animal res- cuerretrieved the creature and returned it to the local bush. The snake is specifically found in southern Australia, and a- though it looks fearsome it is mostly harmless.

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GREAT WHITE SHARKS BOX JELLYFISH GREY NURSE SHARKS REDBACK SPIDERS DEATH ADDERS FUNNELWEB SPIDERS BOXING KANGAROOS TIGER SNAKES STINGRAYS CROCODILES KILLER CASSOWARIES AUSTRALIA These are just some of the creatures that will try to kill you... in horrific ways. Enjoy your stay!! WeKnowMemes

GREAT WHITE SHARKS BOX JELLYFISH GREY NURSE SHARKS REDBACK SPIDERS DEATH ADDERS FUNNELWEB SPIDERS BOXING KANGAROOS TIGER SNAKES STINGRAYS CROCODILES KILLER CASSOWARIES AUSTRALIA These are just some of the creatures that will try to kill you... in horrific ways. Enjoy your stay!! WeKnowMemes

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Nice wayto start the day...

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA

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Im sure there is a ninja some where in there too...

THISIS AUSTRALIA THERE ARE 1275 ANIMALS THAT COULD KILL YOUIN THIS PICTURE WeKnowMemes

THISIS AUSTRALIA THERE ARE 1275 ANIMALS THAT COULD KILL YOUIN THIS PICTURE WeKnowMemes

Vegemite in Chocolate

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LIMITED EDITION Dairy TOO GOOD Milk, TO BE TRUE. with VEGEMITE Dairy Milk milk ohocolato with smooth flowing caramel and VEGEMITE e 2000

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Noooo thank you....

lolomaheylookitsme it is 47 degrees today that is it i quit australia goodbye friends i am gone idon't think you understand 47 116.6 Celsius Fahrenheit Dear Goo.

lolomaheylookitsme it is 47 degrees today that is it i quit australia goodbye friends i am gone idon't think you understand 47 116.6 Celsius Fahrenheit Dear Goo.

Meanwhile....

sunrise Golf 1 HOB ONE DEAD, ONE CRITICAL IN NSW DROWNING 8:38 troyesivan AUSTRALIAN TELEVISION fuckyeahloldemort 76,887 notes

sunrise Golf 1 HOB ONE DEAD, ONE CRITICAL IN NSW DROWNING 8:38 troyesivan AUSTRALIAN TELEVISION fuckyeahloldemort 76,887 notes

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Diet marketers hate it.

"In case anyone wants to know what the fruit is":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_australasica.

"In case anyone wants to know what the fruit is":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_australasica.

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The bird out there are no joke....

BEWARE! Swooping Bird UNT P WEAR A HAT WALK YOUR BICYCLE CARRY AN OPEN UMBRELLA DON'T RUN- LEAVE PROMPTLY TRY A DIFFERENT ROUTE NEXT TIME For further information call Canberra Connect on 13 22 81

BEWARE! Swooping Bird UNT P WEAR A HAT WALK YOUR BICYCLE CARRY AN OPEN UMBRELLA DON'T RUN- LEAVE PROMPTLY TRY A DIFFERENT ROUTE NEXT TIME For further information call Canberra Connect on 13 22 81

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How do they sleep at night?

25 MOST VENOMOUS SNAKES IN THE WORLD 1. Inland Taipan (Oxyuranus microlopidotus) 2. Eastern Brown snake (Pseudonaja toxtilis) 3. Coastal Taipan (Oxyuranus scutellatus) 4. Eastern States Tiger snake (Notechis scutatus) 5. Reevesby Island Tiger snake SA (Notcheis ater niger) 6. Beaked Sea-snake (Enhydrina schistosa) 7. Western Australian Tiger snake (Notechis ater occidentalis) 8. Chappell Island Tiger snake Bass Strait (Notechis ater serventyl) 9. Death Adder (Acanthopis antarcticus) 10. Gwardar or Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) 11. Australian Copperhead (Austrelaps superbus) 12. Indian Cobra (Naja naja) 13. Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) 14. Dugite or Spotted Brown snake (Pseudonaja affinis) 15. Papuan black snake (Pseudechis papuanus) 16. Yellow-banded snake (Hoplocephalus stephensil) 17. Rough-scaled snake (Tropidechis carinatus) 18. King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) 19. Blue-bellied Black snake (Psedudechis guttatus) 20. Collett's snake (Pseudechis colletti) 21. King Brown or Mulga snake (Pseudechis australis) 22. Red-bellied Black snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) 23. Small-eyed snake (Cryptophis nigrscens) 24. Spotted snake (Demansia olivacea) 25. Eastern Diamond-back Rattlesnake (Crotalus adamananteus) Found in Australia Not found in Australia 国 Dob Cooper Snate Rascue & Relocation Pty Ltd TiAs Snake R&R Training ABN 33 133 144 48

25 MOST VENOMOUS SNAKES IN THE WORLD 1. Inland Taipan (Oxyuranus microlopidotus) 2. Eastern Brown snake (Pseudonaja toxtilis) 3. Coastal Taipan (Oxyuranus scutellatus) 4. Eastern States Tiger snake (Notechis scutatus) 5. Reevesby Island Tiger snake SA (Notcheis ater niger) 6. Beaked Sea-snake (Enhydrina schistosa) 7. Western Australian Tiger snake (Notechis ater occidentalis) 8. Chappell Island Tiger snake Bass Strait (Notechis ater serventyl) 9. Death Adder (Acanthopis antarcticus) 10. Gwardar or Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) 11. Australian Copperhead (Austrelaps superbus) 12. Indian Cobra (Naja naja) 13. Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) 14. Dugite or Spotted Brown snake (Pseudonaja affinis) 15. Papuan black snake (Pseudechis papuanus) 16. Yellow-banded snake (Hoplocephalus stephensil) 17. Rough-scaled snake (Tropidechis carinatus) 18. King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) 19. Blue-bellied Black snake (Psedudechis guttatus) 20. Collett's snake (Pseudechis colletti) 21. King Brown or Mulga snake (Pseudechis australis) 22. Red-bellied Black snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) 23. Small-eyed snake (Cryptophis nigrscens) 24. Spotted snake (Demansia olivacea) 25. Eastern Diamond-back Rattlesnake (Crotalus adamananteus) Found in Australia Not found in Australia 国 Dob Cooper Snate Rascue & Relocation Pty Ltd TiAs Snake R&R Training ABN 33 133 144 48

The circle of life

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Big ass Spiders to boot

个[-] Flickcm (D [+1] 54 points 6 hours ago (6118) Fun fact, adding ice cream to soft drink (soda) in Australia, is called a spider. perma-link parent source report save rephy ↑ [-] ctishman (-) [+1] 406 points 5 hours ago (461159) Everything in Australia is a goddamn spider. perma-link parent source report save reply

个[-] Flickcm (D [+1] 54 points 6 hours ago (6118) Fun fact, adding ice cream to soft drink (soda) in Australia, is called a spider. perma-link parent source report save rephy ↑ [-] ctishman (-) [+1] 406 points 5 hours ago (461159) Everything in Australia is a goddamn spider. perma-link parent source report save reply