Get In The Blockchain, Shinji!
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An NFT Analogy
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no amount of right-clicking can save him now!
![Pegasus, what did you do to my grandfather! He's been minted to the blockchain my dear Yugi boy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/286/549/df2.jpg)
![Pegasus, what did you do to my grandfather! He's been minted to the blockchain my dear Yugi boy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/286/549/df2.jpg)
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non-fungible tokin'
![SMOKED A JOINT WITH THIS MF CALL THAT NON FUNGIBLE TOKIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/286/532/660.png)
![SMOKED A JOINT WITH THIS MF CALL THAT NON FUNGIBLE TOKIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/286/532/660.png)
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He's also into the Booty!
![DAMN RIGHT I'M INTO= nice f-----' t------](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/283/227/2e7.jpg)
![DAMN RIGHT I'M INTO= nice f-----' t------](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/283/227/2e7.jpg)
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This is not a pyramid
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Techies in the 1970's vs "Techies" in 2020's
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YAHOO! FINALLY!
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Cryptocucked
![eXcito Lewdworks ... @eXcitoLewdworks NFT is like the ultimate NTR, it's like you marry the woman you want, but everyone can have a go at her freely while you helplessly watch, holding the marriage certificate in your hand 8:55 AM - Dec 17, 2021 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/280/025/ea9.jpg)
![eXcito Lewdworks ... @eXcitoLewdworks NFT is like the ultimate NTR, it's like you marry the woman you want, but everyone can have a go at her freely while you helplessly watch, holding the marriage certificate in your hand 8:55 AM - Dec 17, 2021 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/280/025/ea9.jpg)
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Peach's Castle Is Full of NFTs
![Gene Park ... @GenePark it was peach's castle, do not do this to our working class hero Katarina Batina @katarinabatina - Dec 27 Just realized Mario had his own castle full of NFTS. 120 11:30 AM - Dec 28, 2021 - Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/278/513/fa7.jpg)
![Gene Park ... @GenePark it was peach's castle, do not do this to our working class hero Katarina Batina @katarinabatina - Dec 27 Just realized Mario had his own castle full of NFTS. 120 11:30 AM - Dec 28, 2021 - Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/278/513/fa7.jpg)
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Now they are stealing from each other
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Imagine trying to explain that to a medieval peasant
![Crypto Bitlord @crypto_bitlord7 This morning at 5:40am my desktop metamask was hacked and drained of all funds and NFTS. The only thing I did differently was charge a brand new dildo on my computer and installed the app Still trying to wrap my head around this but I think I was just hacked by a f------ dildo 1:00 AM · 12/21/21 · Twitter for iPhone [-] 408 points 8 hours ago Imagine trying to explain this to a medieval peasant. perma-link embed save report reply + [-) 105 points 2 hours ago 2 We were starving, so my mom tasked me with selling the family cow. She warned me not to use the money to buy something stupid like magic beans. So instead I bought this parchment that says I'm the owner of a particular version of a certain song! People can still sing the song without paying me anything, and there are myriad variations of the song that I do not own, but still! This parchment is probably going to be worth a whole lot of money some day! No, it doesn't have the King's Seal, why do you ask? It has the seal of the guy who sold it to me. He writes the parchments, put his seal on them, sells them, and is the only one who vouches for them. No, he doesn't write the songs, some poor bastard somewhere else does, who cares? Also for every parchment he makes, he literally burns down a tree in the forest, just 'cuz. No, I don't think this will ever be a problem. Anyways later I also bought a magic c---. Ah... not the kind with feathers, no. The other kind. The wizard who sold it to me, told me to take good care of it and it would give me plenty of joy, but... I was careless. It seems that another, evil wizard, put a hex on it. When I wasn't looking, the magic c--- stole the parchment, and gave it to the evil wizard! I still have the magic c--- but am afraid to use it, and the evil wizard is probably going to get rich with that song :( perma-link embed save parent report reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/275/100/1ec.jpg)
![Crypto Bitlord @crypto_bitlord7 This morning at 5:40am my desktop metamask was hacked and drained of all funds and NFTS. The only thing I did differently was charge a brand new dildo on my computer and installed the app Still trying to wrap my head around this but I think I was just hacked by a f------ dildo 1:00 AM · 12/21/21 · Twitter for iPhone [-] 408 points 8 hours ago Imagine trying to explain this to a medieval peasant. perma-link embed save report reply + [-) 105 points 2 hours ago 2 We were starving, so my mom tasked me with selling the family cow. She warned me not to use the money to buy something stupid like magic beans. So instead I bought this parchment that says I'm the owner of a particular version of a certain song! People can still sing the song without paying me anything, and there are myriad variations of the song that I do not own, but still! This parchment is probably going to be worth a whole lot of money some day! No, it doesn't have the King's Seal, why do you ask? It has the seal of the guy who sold it to me. He writes the parchments, put his seal on them, sells them, and is the only one who vouches for them. No, he doesn't write the songs, some poor bastard somewhere else does, who cares? Also for every parchment he makes, he literally burns down a tree in the forest, just 'cuz. No, I don't think this will ever be a problem. Anyways later I also bought a magic c---. Ah... not the kind with feathers, no. The other kind. The wizard who sold it to me, told me to take good care of it and it would give me plenty of joy, but... I was careless. It seems that another, evil wizard, put a hex on it. When I wasn't looking, the magic c--- stole the parchment, and gave it to the evil wizard! I still have the magic c--- but am afraid to use it, and the evil wizard is probably going to get rich with that song :( perma-link embed save parent report reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/275/100/1ec.jpg)
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Hacked by a dildo... I didn't make up this shit.
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I'm having a fucking stroke
![8 Fanatical sigue a lan Boudreau ... @iboudreau I'm having a f------ stroke Traducir Tweet The NFT you send as PHYSICAL XMAS card OYDE Wgm Introducing Cribto Cards 2021 10k unique NFT postcards out of over 1 million options. The year of crypto 2021 and all it's memes, characters and projects we love, reinterpreted in the classical crib scene. Each NFT can be send ONE TIME via real postal service around the world! Be as fast as you can, like that you can be sure to send the postcard to your friends and family in time before holidays. MINT NOW 3:25 p. m. · 17 dic. 2021 · TweetDeck 2.523 Retweets 475 Tweets citados 23,8 mil Me gusta Twittea tu respuesta Responder lan Boudreau O @iboudreau - 19h En respuesta a @iboudreau There is really no way to calculate the damage NFTS have done to my inbox 2 27 19 1,5 mil lan Boudreau O @iboudreau - 19h This is seriously the most bird brain s--- I have ever seen in my life. They decided to make NFT Christmas cards, and then decided physical Christmas cards were a new kind of NFT they had invented. 27 129 2,2 mil lan Boudreau O @iboudreau - 18h I think @julianfeeld said it best: "Xi please bomb" 27 18 810 lan Boudreau O @iboudreau - 17h I'm definitely bleeding in my brain right now but it's very funny that they have no problem borrowing others' artwork but balk at saying "nativity scene" which is about as public domain as s--- gets 14 27 23 839](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/271/025/7ae.png)
![8 Fanatical sigue a lan Boudreau ... @iboudreau I'm having a f------ stroke Traducir Tweet The NFT you send as PHYSICAL XMAS card OYDE Wgm Introducing Cribto Cards 2021 10k unique NFT postcards out of over 1 million options. The year of crypto 2021 and all it's memes, characters and projects we love, reinterpreted in the classical crib scene. Each NFT can be send ONE TIME via real postal service around the world! Be as fast as you can, like that you can be sure to send the postcard to your friends and family in time before holidays. MINT NOW 3:25 p. m. · 17 dic. 2021 · TweetDeck 2.523 Retweets 475 Tweets citados 23,8 mil Me gusta Twittea tu respuesta Responder lan Boudreau O @iboudreau - 19h En respuesta a @iboudreau There is really no way to calculate the damage NFTS have done to my inbox 2 27 19 1,5 mil lan Boudreau O @iboudreau - 19h This is seriously the most bird brain s--- I have ever seen in my life. They decided to make NFT Christmas cards, and then decided physical Christmas cards were a new kind of NFT they had invented. 27 129 2,2 mil lan Boudreau O @iboudreau - 18h I think @julianfeeld said it best: "Xi please bomb" 27 18 810 lan Boudreau O @iboudreau - 17h I'm definitely bleeding in my brain right now but it's very funny that they have no problem borrowing others' artwork but balk at saying "nativity scene" which is about as public domain as s--- gets 14 27 23 839](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/271/025/7ae.png)
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Costly things with no real value | /r/memes
![Me after saying that NFTS are just Pokemon Cards for millionaires 4GIFS.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/269/414/35f.gif)
![Me after saying that NFTS are just Pokemon Cards for millionaires 4GIFS.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/269/414/35f.gif)
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Non-Fungible Tolkien
![BUY NOW 1ETH SACKS "So you can't own the precious physically, but you can pay to have your name listed as its owner in an online distributed database."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/268/067/127.jpg)
![BUY NOW 1ETH SACKS "So you can't own the precious physically, but you can pay to have your name listed as its owner in an online distributed database."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/268/067/127.jpg)
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