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It Comes in Waves

I have a terrible fear of tsunamis. How bad is it? It comes in waves. @DadSaysJokes

I have a terrible fear of tsunamis. How bad is it? It comes in waves. @DadSaysJokes

Spring Rolls

Dad Jokes* @Dadsaysjokes Finally my winter fat has gone... Now, I have spring rolls.

Dad Jokes* @Dadsaysjokes Finally my winter fat has gone... Now, I have spring rolls.

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Savage Dad Joke

joshmosh @diss_guy_ My dad told my sisters new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out when she dumped him. I'm still cracking up. 5:48 PM 8/4/19 Twitter for iPhone ● ●

joshmosh @diss_guy_ My dad told my sisters new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out when she dumped him. I'm still cracking up. 5:48 PM 8/4/19 Twitter for iPhone ● ●

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Wrong

Coffee. Coffee or tea? Wrong. It's tea

Coffee. Coffee or tea? Wrong. It's tea

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Hesitaters

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater.

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater.

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Hehe

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Today I saw a m----- climbing down a prison wall and I thought to myself That's a little condescending

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Today I saw a m----- climbing down a prison wall and I thought to myself That's a little condescending

Gladiator

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing, he was gladiator.

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This album title is the epitome of a dad joke

REO SPEEDWAGON You can Tune a piano, but you can't Tuna fish.

REO SPEEDWAGON You can Tune a piano, but you can't Tuna fish.

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Special

66 Yes, please. 66 Do you want to hear today's special? 99 66 No problem sir. Today is special.

66 Yes, please. 66 Do you want to hear today's special? 99 66 No problem sir. Today is special.

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Sorry

Why do you never take me out to dinner? I don't go out with married But I'm your wife! women @DadSaysJokes I make no exceptions, sorry!

Why do you never take me out to dinner? I don't go out with married But I'm your wife! women @DadSaysJokes I make no exceptions, sorry!

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No Even Jobs

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list. When I got home only items 1, 3, and 5 got done. Turns out he only does odd jobs. 10:36 AM. Aug 31, 2023 126.4K Views 120 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,385 Likes 30 Bookmarks 17 □ (→ ...

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list. When I got home only items 1, 3, and 5 got done. Turns out he only does odd jobs. 10:36 AM. Aug 31, 2023 126.4K Views 120 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,385 Likes 30 Bookmarks 17 □ (→ ...

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Just a Pinch

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake. P I took his advice with a pinch of salt. 3:17 PM. Aug 31, 2023 99.2K Views 63 Reposts 3 Quotes 819 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 □ 소 :

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake. P I took his advice with a pinch of salt. 3:17 PM. Aug 31, 2023 99.2K Views 63 Reposts 3 Quotes 819 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 □ 소 :

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Not Even a Semicolon

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon. Me Why? 3:20 PM. Aug 31, 2023 102.5K Views 80 Reposts 7 Quotes 751 Likes 8 Bookmarks 27 □ (→ ...

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon. Me Why? 3:20 PM. Aug 31, 2023 102.5K Views 80 Reposts 7 Quotes 751 Likes 8 Bookmarks 27 □ (→ ...

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Boing

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? How? Add spring water

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? How? Add spring water

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One Day

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. I'm sure he'll come around, eventually. 5:09 PM . Aug 31, 2023 138.5K Views 158 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,594 Likes 29 Bookmarks 12 Q ←] :

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. I'm sure he'll come around, eventually. 5:09 PM . Aug 31, 2023 138.5K Views 158 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,594 Likes 29 Bookmarks 12 Q ←] :

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Huge Wave

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P What's the opposite of a microwave? A tsunami. 8:17 AM Sep 1, 2023 86.9K Views 100 Reposts 3 Quotes 878 Likes 31 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P What's the opposite of a microwave? A tsunami. 8:17 AM Sep 1, 2023 86.9K Views 100 Reposts 3 Quotes 878 Likes 31 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑

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