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Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

Dad jokes be strange. It be true. Dad jokes rarely make ya laugh. But Dad thinks he don't stink. He just don't know. His jokes be so bad!

Dad jokes be strange. It be true. Dad jokes rarely make ya laugh. But Dad thinks he don't stink. He just don't know. His jokes be so bad!

"I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."

"I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."

Hey, Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra, you're a sandwich!

Hey, Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra, you're a sandwich!

Me: Dad where are we? Dad: In the car

Me: Dad where are we? Dad: In the car

Bad joke about quesadillas

ei Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please." Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

ei Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please." Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

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"Dad, I'm hungry.' "Hello Hungry, I'm dad." Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" You're kidding me." "No, I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry.' "Hello Hungry, I'm dad." Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" You're kidding me." "No, I'm dad."

My family was taking our grandmother back to a town in New Jersey On the way there we were discussing how we were getting there, and our grandmother remembers a town we have to pass through on the way there. The town is called Mahwah So she says, "Does this road go to Mahwah To which my dad replies, "It sure does, but it also went today and yesterday" If you don't get it, try reading it out loud

My family was taking our grandmother back to a town in New Jersey On the way there we were discussing how we were getting there, and our grandmother remembers a town we have to pass through on the way there. The town is called Mahwah So she says, "Does this road go to Mahwah To which my dad replies, "It sure does, but it also went today and yesterday" If you don't get it, try reading it out loud

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Dad: "Hey kids, a train just passed by" Me and my siblings: "How do you know?" Da "It left its tracks!" It was funny the first time when I was 9. Now it's funny because it's dad humor

Dad: "Hey kids, a train just passed by" Me and my siblings: "How do you know?" Da "It left its tracks!" It was funny the first time when I was 9. Now it's funny because it's dad humor

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument

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He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

Me: I ust found it, and it's great. Now everything you say will be my fodder. Dad: I'm already your fodder. And over there, [pointing to my mom] that's your mudder

Me: I ust found it, and it's great. Now everything you say will be my fodder. Dad: I'm already your fodder. And over there, [pointing to my mom] that's your mudder

NICE TO MEET YOU BURNING. I'M DAD DAD! I'M BURNING Doug's jokes get out of control.

NICE TO MEET YOU BURNING. I'M DAD DAD! I'M BURNING Doug's jokes get out of control.

threatened to kiss you "1 told him I'd just like to see him." "And then?" "Well, Jack always tries to do what I like." [ 4057 1 He-"Want me to call you a taxi? She-"Yes." He-"You're a taxi." I 4058 1 He dropped around to a girl's house, and as he ran up the steps he was confronted by her little brother. "Hi, Billy.

threatened to kiss you "1 told him I'd just like to see him." "And then?" "Well, Jack always tries to do what I like." [ 4057 1 He-"Want me to call you a taxi? She-"Yes." He-"You're a taxi." I 4058 1 He dropped around to a girl's house, and as he ran up the steps he was confronted by her little brother. "Hi, Billy.

omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: hello i am getting rich Stranger: have fun You: hello getting rich i'm dad Stranger has disconnected.

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I run down the dark alleyway, ragged breaths escaping my lungs as I inhale and exhale. My eyes widen as I spot a dead end. I'm doomed. Tears fall down my face as my pursuer catches up to me, standing just out of visibility range. I let a s-- escape me as I say "P-please don't hurt me... I'nm innocent." My pursuer let's a chuckle escape him as he steps into the light saying, "Hello innocent. I'm Dad."

I run down the dark alleyway, ragged breaths escaping my lungs as I inhale and exhale. My eyes widen as I spot a dead end. I'm doomed. Tears fall down my face as my pursuer catches up to me, standing just out of visibility range. I let a s-- escape me as I say "P-please don't hurt me... I'nm innocent." My pursuer let's a chuckle escape him as he steps into the light saying, "Hello innocent. I'm Dad."

9 November at 18:34 . The Miss Universe 2013 winner was selected tonight I see. Once again, the winner came from the planet earth for the 61st year in a row!! How ugly are the women from the other planets anyway?!?! Like Comment Share and 25 others like this

9 November at 18:34 . The Miss Universe 2013 winner was selected tonight I see. Once again, the winner came from the planet earth for the 61st year in a row!! How ugly are the women from the other planets anyway?!?! Like Comment Share and 25 others like this

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Today 8:12 PM Dad How much does a hipster weigh? How much? Dad A Instagram. Hahahahahahahaha oh my goo Eric Hehe Message Send