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Efficiency is key

I think you're right I didn't say anything... I know, I'm just trying To save time... @DadSaysJokes

I think you're right I didn't say anything... I know, I'm just trying To save time... @DadSaysJokes

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Bro you about to be smoked by your wife

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner...So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner...So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!

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Give it time. You have to wait for him to have a vowel movement

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet.

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I ran out screaming, “I will survive!”

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified.

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That's 1 character long and 7 characters short

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Canadian Bee

My dad has been laughing at this meme for the last hour CANADIAN BEE US BEE

My dad has been laughing at this meme for the last hour CANADIAN BEE US BEE

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Wooden believe it.

It's got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start...

It's got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start...

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Pretty accurate

Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad:

Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad:

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I sea what you did there. Shorely, beaches can be crazy.

Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes How did the sea feel when her boyfriend broke up with her? EmOCEANal...

Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes How did the sea feel when her boyfriend broke up with her? EmOCEANal...

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Your dad wanted to create a junk journal

Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes I didn't wanna believe that my dad was stealing from his work as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. H ESURIOS AUUAYE TESS BVIC 70 CEAN ED Psine CEFS CHE SOU 500 401 PRINC FE POS Str POR RO RETING

Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes I didn't wanna believe that my dad was stealing from his work as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. H ESURIOS AUUAYE TESS BVIC 70 CEAN ED Psine CEFS CHE SOU 500 401 PRINC FE POS Str POR RO RETING

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Sometimes you got to do what you got to do

My kind of people My dad and sister leaving through the window to avoid interacting with guests

My kind of people My dad and sister leaving through the window to avoid interacting with guests

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Way to conduct yourself

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My boss said to me, "You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?" I said: "I'm not sure. It's hard to keep track."

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My boss said to me, "You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?" I said: "I'm not sure. It's hard to keep track."

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Just start over and Moo-ve on.

Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes I was supposed to draw a male cow, but I drew it as a female instead. I made a Miss Steak.

Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes I was supposed to draw a male cow, but I drew it as a female instead. I made a Miss Steak.

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No lie told

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between five and six. I told him I was at school.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between five and six. I told him I was at school.

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Can always count on dad to look out for you

46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 17:02 Make sure you wear a coat today... It's chilly outside Huh?

46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 17:02 Make sure you wear a coat today... It's chilly outside Huh?

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Broco Lee

Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother; Broco Lee.

Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother; Broco Lee.

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