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Just a Pinch

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake. P I took his advice with a pinch of salt. 3:17 PM. Aug 31, 2023 99.2K Views 63 Reposts 3 Quotes 819 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 □ 소 :

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake. P I took his advice with a pinch of salt. 3:17 PM. Aug 31, 2023 99.2K Views 63 Reposts 3 Quotes 819 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 □ 소 :

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Not Even a Semicolon

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon. Me Why? 3:20 PM. Aug 31, 2023 102.5K Views 80 Reposts 7 Quotes 751 Likes 8 Bookmarks 27 □ (→ ...

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon. Me Why? 3:20 PM. Aug 31, 2023 102.5K Views 80 Reposts 7 Quotes 751 Likes 8 Bookmarks 27 □ (→ ...

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Boing

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? How? Add spring water

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? How? Add spring water

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One Day

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. I'm sure he'll come around, eventually. 5:09 PM . Aug 31, 2023 138.5K Views 158 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,594 Likes 29 Bookmarks 12 Q ←] :

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. I'm sure he'll come around, eventually. 5:09 PM . Aug 31, 2023 138.5K Views 158 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,594 Likes 29 Bookmarks 12 Q ←] :

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Huge Wave

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P What's the opposite of a microwave? A tsunami. 8:17 AM Sep 1, 2023 86.9K Views 100 Reposts 3 Quotes 878 Likes 31 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P What's the opposite of a microwave? A tsunami. 8:17 AM Sep 1, 2023 86.9K Views 100 Reposts 3 Quotes 878 Likes 31 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑

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Unbelievable

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P I went to the doctor and said I've got ear ache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis and headaches, but he was dismissive... He told me, "It's all in your head." 9:06 AM Sep 1, 2023.91K Views 52 Reposts 3 Quotes 747 Likes 14 Bookmarks 22 □ ↑ :

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P I went to the doctor and said I've got ear ache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis and headaches, but he was dismissive... He told me, "It's all in your head." 9:06 AM Sep 1, 2023.91K Views 52 Reposts 3 Quotes 747 Likes 14 Bookmarks 22 □ ↑ :

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More Comfortable That Way

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down. Told her it's because I can't stand doing it. 5:00 PM. Sep 1, 2023 96.2K Views 67 Reposts 2 Quotes 886 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑ ...

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down. Told her it's because I can't stand doing it. 5:00 PM. Sep 1, 2023 96.2K Views 67 Reposts 2 Quotes 886 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑ ...

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Mini Soda

Big Burger pepsi Big Soda Mini Burger

Big Burger pepsi Big Soda Mini Burger

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Hmm?

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? P Me: That's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this yob. 9:36 AM - Sep 3, 2023 217.7K Views 126 Reposts 12 Quotes 1,462 Likes 41 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑ : ...

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? P Me: That's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this yob. 9:36 AM - Sep 3, 2023 217.7K Views 126 Reposts 12 Quotes 1,462 Likes 41 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑ : ...

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Tragic

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P My balloon elephant wouldn't fit on the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk. 12:38 PM. Sep 3, 2023 101.8K Views • 25 Reposts 1 Quote 430 Likes 8 Bookmarks 27 ↑ ...

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes P My balloon elephant wouldn't fit on the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk. 12:38 PM. Sep 3, 2023 101.8K Views • 25 Reposts 1 Quote 430 Likes 8 Bookmarks 27 ↑ ...

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Get it

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Das a foot P EDWIN 8:04 AM - Sep 4, 2023 137.7K Views 151 Reposts 8 Quotes ● 1,214 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 口 PURIFIED WATER WITH MINERALS FOR APART FROM TH DA AN 0 plan butte 20 FL 02 (1.25 PT) 591 Lieberpetion ↑ ... :

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Das a foot P EDWIN 8:04 AM - Sep 4, 2023 137.7K Views 151 Reposts 8 Quotes ● 1,214 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 口 PURIFIED WATER WITH MINERALS FOR APART FROM TH DA AN 0 plan butte 20 FL 02 (1.25 PT) 591 Lieberpetion ↑ ... :

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Bros

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly. P It's called the zip code. 10:20 AM. Sep 4, 2023 66.5K Views 45 Reposts 2 Quotes 494 Likes 7 Bookmarks 27 (→ :

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly. P It's called the zip code. 10:20 AM. Sep 4, 2023 66.5K Views 45 Reposts 2 Quotes 494 Likes 7 Bookmarks 27 (→ :

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Fair Enough

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I said 'Not at all' I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?' He said 'Kiss?' P I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'. 10:23 AM . Sep 4, 2023 82.3K Views 39 Reposts 4 Quotes 607 Likes 13 Bookmarks 22 : (→

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I said 'Not at all' I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?' He said 'Kiss?' P I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'. 10:23 AM . Sep 4, 2023 82.3K Views 39 Reposts 4 Quotes 607 Likes 13 Bookmarks 22 : (→

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Yep

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow This aged well... 2:50 PM Aug 14, 2023 2.8K Reply ↑ Share Read 37 replies X ℗

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow This aged well... 2:50 PM Aug 14, 2023 2.8K Reply ↑ Share Read 37 replies X ℗

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Get it

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1 Anna2. 2:45 PM Aug 15, 2023 729 Reply ↑ Share Read 9 replies X

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1 Anna2. 2:45 PM Aug 15, 2023 729 Reply ↑ Share Read 9 replies X

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Cool Shoes

One time my son hid these in the fridge. Now every time I wear them he says, "cool shoes, dad" I've created a monster. THE DAD

One time my son hid these in the fridge. Now every time I wear them he says, "cool shoes, dad" I've created a monster. THE DAD

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