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He didn't stand his ground and folded

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry. Finally, I threw in the towel.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry. Finally, I threw in the towel.

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Very chilling revelation. Had me frozen for a moment.

ogkingmicchael 3d People always told me "icy" is a very easy word to spell. Now I look at it, I see why. 23 Q Dad Club >

ogkingmicchael 3d People always told me "icy" is a very easy word to spell. Now I look at it, I see why. 23 Q Dad Club >

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Cover bands are also great warm up bands!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I started a band called "Blanket" It's a cover band.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I started a band called "Blanket" It's a cover band.

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the rabbi, the priest and the pastor entered a clinic to donate blood.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. HOSPITAL

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. HOSPITAL

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Are you positive?

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was arrested for drinking battery acid. But I wasn't charged.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was arrested for drinking battery acid. But I wasn't charged.

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One to use for a later date

46 @DadSays Jokes > Dad how do I tell my coworker he's stupid without being rude?? Try this Wisdom's been chasing you, but you've always been faster

46 @DadSays Jokes > Dad how do I tell my coworker he's stupid without being rude?? Try this Wisdom's been chasing you, but you've always been faster

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20-teens

McDad @mcdadstuff My daughter wants an "old car". Like something from the 20-teens

McDad @mcdadstuff My daughter wants an "old car". Like something from the 20-teens

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Dramatic teen

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking Told my 14 yo that he's getting a screen time limit put on his phone for each day and he acted like I told him he was no longer allowed to breathe air.

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking Told my 14 yo that he's getting a screen time limit put on his phone for each day and he acted like I told him he was no longer allowed to breathe air.

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True!

Dad Moon Ri... @raoulvilla every time a kid leaves a light on in an empty room a dad gets another gray hair >

Dad Moon Ri... @raoulvilla every time a kid leaves a light on in an empty room a dad gets another gray hair >

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Welcome to parenthood

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Welcome to Parenthood. If you're the type of person who prides themself on having a clean and organized car, it's time to let that go.

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Welcome to Parenthood. If you're the type of person who prides themself on having a clean and organized car, it's time to let that go.

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Infinite food glitch

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix A bright side to having kids is that if I'm ever trapped in my car I have 3 years worth of half-empty water bottles and goldfish to live on.

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix A bright side to having kids is that if I'm ever trapped in my car I have 3 years worth of half-empty water bottles and goldfish to live on.

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Better than bacon

Graham Kritzer @Graham Kritzer Today my son told me that I am 'better than bacon' which I think is a level all parents can really hope to aspire to

Graham Kritzer @Graham Kritzer Today my son told me that I am 'better than bacon' which I think is a level all parents can really hope to aspire to

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Trail mix

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

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I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 50 when I was 18

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 50 when I was 18 9:11 AM - Jan 14, 2025 X

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 50 when I was 18 9:11 AM - Jan 14, 2025 X

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This is true

33% of your job as a dad is staring at your kids like this until they act right

33% of your job as a dad is staring at your kids like this until they act right

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This is for the most serious situations

44 ARS 100 Anyone else's Dad just stand there like while watching sports?

44 ARS 100 Anyone else's Dad just stand there like while watching sports?

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Close enough

Struggling for a pun today, so you'll have to put up with this one liner... 180

Struggling for a pun today, so you'll have to put up with this one liner... 180

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That's facts

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly. It's called the zip code.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly. It's called the zip code.

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Ye I know Im not funny

HOW CAN A JOKE BECOME A DAD JOKE? WHEN IT BECOMES APPARENT THAT'S GROUNDED HUMOR imgflip.com

HOW CAN A JOKE BECOME A DAD JOKE? WHEN IT BECOMES APPARENT THAT'S GROUNDED HUMOR imgflip.com

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The purest dad joke

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<Messages Ty son Dad Contact Today 8:32 AM Happy birthday dad! ???

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