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Pet fish

Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes I took my pet fish to the chip shop with me the other day. I asked the man behind the counter: "Do you do fish cakes?" He said: "Yep, we do." "Good," I said, holding up my pet. "Because it's his birthday tomorrow."

Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes I took my pet fish to the chip shop with me the other day. I asked the man behind the counter: "Do you do fish cakes?" He said: "Yep, we do." "Good," I said, holding up my pet. "Because it's his birthday tomorrow."

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Mucho

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them.

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You Herd Me

What do you mean, I'm too controlling? You herd me

What do you mean, I'm too controlling? You herd me

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How my dad jokes land, by @TheUnderfold

YOGURT SURE IS FANCY! WHAT? WHY? HIGH FIVE! BECAUSE IT'S CULTURED! PATREON.COM/THEUNDERFOLD THEUNDERFOLD.COM BY BRIAN RUSSELL

YOGURT SURE IS FANCY! WHAT? WHY? HIGH FIVE! BECAUSE IT'S CULTURED! PATREON.COM/THEUNDERFOLD THEUNDERFOLD.COM BY BRIAN RUSSELL

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Who is your hero?

6. a) Who is your hero? DAD b) Why do you consider this person your hero? HE IS BRAVE c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of? Mom

6. a) Who is your hero? DAD b) Why do you consider this person your hero? HE IS BRAVE c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of? Mom

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How did you find the steak?

dadsaysjokes ❤ Dad Jokes Club I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak? Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes. @DadSaysJokes

dadsaysjokes ❤ Dad Jokes Club I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak? Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes. @DadSaysJokes

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Madagascar

dadsaysjokes Dad Jokes Club Is my humour okay because LT MADAGASCAR RELI GASCAR

dadsaysjokes Dad Jokes Club Is my humour okay because LT MADAGASCAR RELI GASCAR

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Dad Translator

Dad Translate Dad I'm not sleeping I'm just resting my eyes English I will be going into a deep sleep so please do not disturb me but also do not change the TV channel لام

Dad Translate Dad I'm not sleeping I'm just resting my eyes English I will be going into a deep sleep so please do not disturb me but also do not change the TV channel لام

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Dream Job

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.

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Soda Pressing

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It's just... Soda pressing.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It's just... Soda pressing.

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Aim I adopted?

Me: Dad, am I adopted? Dad: No, why the he would I pick you? Dad and Mom:

Me: Dad, am I adopted? Dad: No, why the he would I pick you? Dad and Mom:

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Toad away

jawdatalalami What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. 4 Q Dad Club

jawdatalalami What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. 4 Q Dad Club

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I told 10 puns to a friend, in hopes to make her laugh. No pun in ten did.

nicktinucci How did the lumber jack know how many trees he had cut down? He kept a log. 17 Q Dad Club

nicktinucci How did the lumber jack know how many trees he had cut down? He kept a log. 17 Q Dad Club

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This is a new level of disappointing mixed with funny

my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big a cucumber NIKE WRINGS

my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big a cucumber NIKE WRINGS

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The fridge meanwhile doesn't care. He's chilled out.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Don't worry about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Don't worry about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

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That’s no potato that’s a Diglett

My boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can't figure how to turn the setting off, so she was j' like this the entire meeting FUND Type here to search 2 Search or type a command DELL " T 5 7 B 9 0 11:11 AM

My boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can't figure how to turn the setting off, so she was j' like this the entire meeting FUND Type here to search 2 Search or type a command DELL " T 5 7 B 9 0 11:11 AM

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