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That is the question

Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."

Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."

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Simple times.

How we blocked people in the 1980s 5 4 3 2 6 7 890 11-2

How we blocked people in the 1980s 5 4 3 2 6 7 890 11-2

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Always easier to give a “we’ll see”

Dad Translate Dad We'll see English No we won't, but I don't want to argue about it

Dad Translate Dad We'll see English No we won't, but I don't want to argue about it

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This is pretty accurate

Dad with Daughter Dad with Son

Dad with Daughter Dad with Son

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Taxi driving life chose him

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This dude was born to be a taxi driver. Diamond Pekup Andropov Delivering since April 2020 2047 100% Deliveries Satisfaction rate >

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Ironing has never been as ironic before

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Do you know why ironing pants makes them smaller? Because it de-creases them. A

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Do you know why ironing pants makes them smaller? Because it de-creases them. A

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Hi Hungry

Me: Dad I'm hungry Dad: Hi hungry I'm dad Me: Dad:

Me: Dad I'm hungry Dad: Hi hungry I'm dad Me: Dad:

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Mind your business.

Wife: Where are all the coffee filters!? Me:

Wife: Where are all the coffee filters!? Me:

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My kind of night

My husband had a sleepover with his best friends to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

My husband had a sleepover with his best friends to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

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Bro really was on fire that day

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for Tuesday.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for Tuesday.

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Terrible Fireman

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire". He was a great man but a terrible Fireman.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire". He was a great man but a terrible Fireman.

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He can absolutely repeat that.

Help doctor, my wife is having a heart attack @DadSays Jokes Sorry, can you repeat that? That.

Help doctor, my wife is having a heart attack @DadSays Jokes Sorry, can you repeat that? That.

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Ghost joke

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."

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This is true.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would come in 4th just so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would come in 4th just so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

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Going Green

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes You hear that Hulk has started recycling? He's really going green.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes You hear that Hulk has started recycling? He's really going green.

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I see hair.

My Friend Told me His Dad Sent him this to Prove that He has Hair

My Friend Told me His Dad Sent him this to Prove that He has Hair

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