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This is often one of my takeaways from a museum visit.

Teachers: It's ok we're not all Picasso's Picasso:

Teachers: It's ok we're not all Picasso's Picasso:

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Classic dad joke

Dad, what are condoms used for? Usually to avoid answering questions like this one. DADSAYSJOKES

Dad, what are condoms used for? Usually to avoid answering questions like this one. DADSAYSJOKES

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Bow dare you!

Well then she’s also too impulsive

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife is complaining that I'm too impulsive. How would she know!? We only met yesterday!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife is complaining that I'm too impulsive. How would she know!? We only met yesterday!

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I’ve turned a new page since

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I once dated a magazine collector. She had issues.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I once dated a magazine collector. She had issues.

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Shocking experience

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

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Screwed it up, but also nailed it.

Nailed it...or screwed it? No drinks back here unless they have a screw on top. Thank Management W OUR

Nailed it...or screwed it? No drinks back here unless they have a screw on top. Thank Management W OUR

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This is lit

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire Was it arson? E Yes, your son PunHuone Pun hub

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire Was it arson? E Yes, your son PunHuone Pun hub

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We been wrong all this time because this makes more sense

Becca Carnahan @with_love_becca My 4 year old called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong.

Becca Carnahan @with_love_becca My 4 year old called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong.

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No get WELL soon card for him

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I saw an old man fall into a well today. I guess he couldn't see that well.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I saw an old man fall into a well today. I guess he couldn't see that well.

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He didn't stand his ground and folded

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry. Finally, I threw in the towel.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry. Finally, I threw in the towel.

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Very chilling revelation. Had me frozen for a moment.

ogkingmicchael 3d People always told me "icy" is a very easy word to spell. Now I look at it, I see why. 23 Q Dad Club >

ogkingmicchael 3d People always told me "icy" is a very easy word to spell. Now I look at it, I see why. 23 Q Dad Club >

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Cover bands are also great warm up bands!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I started a band called "Blanket" It's a cover band.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I started a band called "Blanket" It's a cover band.

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the rabbi, the priest and the pastor entered a clinic to donate blood.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. HOSPITAL

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. HOSPITAL

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Are you positive?

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was arrested for drinking battery acid. But I wasn't charged.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was arrested for drinking battery acid. But I wasn't charged.

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One to use for a later date

46 @DadSays Jokes > Dad how do I tell my coworker he's stupid without being rude?? Try this Wisdom's been chasing you, but you've always been faster

46 @DadSays Jokes > Dad how do I tell my coworker he's stupid without being rude?? Try this Wisdom's been chasing you, but you've always been faster

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