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horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue livialaurel My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe" and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, it's f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord... Image has no home-can you help? via BFORBEL.COM

horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue livialaurel My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe" and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, it's f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord... Image has no home-can you help? via BFORBEL.COM

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doubtful-seer horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue olivialaurel smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe." and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, its f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord..

doubtful-seer horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue olivialaurel smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe." and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, its f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord..

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Artist is Enzo
Comic page is here: http://www.cheerupemokid.com/comic/closet

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DADSVILLE ustyoutuberthings I'm home Hi home, I'm dad

DADSVILLE ustyoutuberthings I'm home Hi home, I'm dad

Dad...I'm Kira Hi Kira, I'm Dad

Dad...I'm Kira Hi Kira, I'm Dad

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Son, I know this is my end... But before I die, I wanna give you this box It contains the answer to your existence B-but... this is a broken condom...

Son, I know this is my end... But before I die, I wanna give you this box It contains the answer to your existence B-but... this is a broken condom...

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CLASSIC DAD JOKES what? "higher"? let me off! Fig. The deliberate misunderstanding

CLASSIC DAD JOKES what? "higher"? let me off! Fig. The deliberate misunderstanding

Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

Dad jokes be strange. It be true. Dad jokes rarely make ya laugh. But Dad thinks he don't stink. He just don't know. His jokes be so bad!

Dad jokes be strange. It be true. Dad jokes rarely make ya laugh. But Dad thinks he don't stink. He just don't know. His jokes be so bad!

"I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."

"I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."

Hey, Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra, you're a sandwich!

Hey, Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra, you're a sandwich!

Me: Dad where are we? Dad: In the car

Me: Dad where are we? Dad: In the car

Bad joke about quesadillas

ei Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please." Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

ei Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please." Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

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"Dad, I'm hungry.' "Hello Hungry, I'm dad." Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" You're kidding me." "No, I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry.' "Hello Hungry, I'm dad." Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" You're kidding me." "No, I'm dad."