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propalitet fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation revolutionarytea My brother and I trying to piece together our dad's life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again. RETE F

propalitet fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation revolutionarytea My brother and I trying to piece together our dad's life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again. RETE F

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And the kid gets hit with double the amount of dad jokes at home...

@L he Yesterday I asked my 12-year-old son what other kids at school think about him having 2 dads. His response: They don't care but they don't like how I'm immune to "Yo Mama" jokes. Yo mama so ugly yo dad had to get a husband

@L he Yesterday I asked my 12-year-old son what other kids at school think about him having 2 dads. His response: They don't care but they don't like how I'm immune to "Yo Mama" jokes. Yo mama so ugly yo dad had to get a husband

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Gotcha

< @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 17:27 Come home quick, the dog had an accident! What kind of accident!? He forgot to put the car in Bark. Why are you like this!?

< @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 17:27 Come home quick, the dog had an accident! What kind of accident!? He forgot to put the car in Bark. Why are you like this!?

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Scaring Neighbors

so the neighbour just sent my dad a message on facebook.... 8:06 PM I'm tired of being scared of whatever is in your kids creepy window Aa

so the neighbour just sent my dad a message on facebook.... 8:06 PM I'm tired of being scared of whatever is in your kids creepy window Aa

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This husband deserves a beer

I let my husband label the spices and this happened... Beg Ur Parsley m Kinda A Big Dill Oregano Gangsta It's Go Thyme

I let my husband label the spices and this happened... Beg Ur Parsley m Kinda A Big Dill Oregano Gangsta It's Go Thyme

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Understood the assignment

Can you get Sarah a present today? She's expecting a baby. IG @PunHubOnline A B hello RAH- Sure. You have a weird taste in gifts.

Can you get Sarah a present today? She's expecting a baby. IG @PunHubOnline A B hello RAH- Sure. You have a weird taste in gifts.

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Took me a minute

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I asked my wife to rate my listening skills yesterday... she said: "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"... ... I still don't know why she told me to urinate on a skeleton!

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I asked my wife to rate my listening skills yesterday... she said: "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"... ... I still don't know why she told me to urinate on a skeleton!

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Take her flowers, she said

I said to him, "when you visit my mum in hospital, you should take her flowers" You waited till she wasn't looking, then you took her flowers And I did exactly that IG: PUN BIBLE

I said to him, "when you visit my mum in hospital, you should take her flowers" You waited till she wasn't looking, then you took her flowers And I did exactly that IG: PUN BIBLE

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Hymns and hearse

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Why do they say "Amen" instead of "A woman" at the end of songs at church? Because they are hymns, not hers.

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Why do they say "Amen" instead of "A woman" at the end of songs at church? Because they are hymns, not hers.

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Two birds right?

The wife said "here's £20, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left" get yourself a beer. 18 PACK Heineken

The wife said "here's £20, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left" get yourself a beer. 18 PACK Heineken

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Sign Language

whatsabbiesinsta 2d what's the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language 30 Q Dad Club >

whatsabbiesinsta 2d what's the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language 30 Q Dad Club >

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Copy that.

Me: Suspect is dancing naked through the streets of downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.

Me: Suspect is dancing naked through the streets of downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.

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Noah fence

Hope this post isn't a fence sieve to anyone

Hope this post isn't a fence sieve to anyone

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After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit. 8:47 AM - Jan 8, 2025 X

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit. 8:47 AM - Jan 8, 2025 X

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Did you take the spider out?

Did you take the spider out instead of killing it? I sure did... We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works in web design. / @DadSayss

Did you take the spider out instead of killing it? I sure did... We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works in web design. / @DadSayss

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Mansplaining

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My wife gave me a long explanation about mansplaining I guess I can call it shelaborating

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My wife gave me a long explanation about mansplaining I guess I can call it shelaborating

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