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Dad: "Hey kids, a train just passed by" Me and my siblings: "How do you know?" Da "It left its tracks!" It was funny the first time when I was 9. Now it's funny because it's dad humor

Dad: "Hey kids, a train just passed by" Me and my siblings: "How do you know?" Da "It left its tracks!" It was funny the first time when I was 9. Now it's funny because it's dad humor

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument

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He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

Me: I ust found it, and it's great. Now everything you say will be my fodder. Dad: I'm already your fodder. And over there, [pointing to my mom] that's your mudder

Me: I ust found it, and it's great. Now everything you say will be my fodder. Dad: I'm already your fodder. And over there, [pointing to my mom] that's your mudder

NICE TO MEET YOU BURNING. I'M DAD DAD! I'M BURNING Doug's jokes get out of control.

NICE TO MEET YOU BURNING. I'M DAD DAD! I'M BURNING Doug's jokes get out of control.

threatened to kiss you "1 told him I'd just like to see him." "And then?" "Well, Jack always tries to do what I like." [ 4057 1 He-"Want me to call you a taxi? She-"Yes." He-"You're a taxi." I 4058 1 He dropped around to a girl's house, and as he ran up the steps he was confronted by her little brother. "Hi, Billy.

threatened to kiss you "1 told him I'd just like to see him." "And then?" "Well, Jack always tries to do what I like." [ 4057 1 He-"Want me to call you a taxi? She-"Yes." He-"You're a taxi." I 4058 1 He dropped around to a girl's house, and as he ran up the steps he was confronted by her little brother. "Hi, Billy.

omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: hello i am getting rich Stranger: have fun You: hello getting rich i'm dad Stranger has disconnected.

omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: hello i am getting rich Stranger: have fun You: hello getting rich i'm dad Stranger has disconnected.

I run down the dark alleyway, ragged breaths escaping my lungs as I inhale and exhale. My eyes widen as I spot a dead end. I'm doomed. Tears fall down my face as my pursuer catches up to me, standing just out of visibility range. I let a s-- escape me as I say "P-please don't hurt me... I'nm innocent." My pursuer let's a chuckle escape him as he steps into the light saying, "Hello innocent. I'm Dad."

I run down the dark alleyway, ragged breaths escaping my lungs as I inhale and exhale. My eyes widen as I spot a dead end. I'm doomed. Tears fall down my face as my pursuer catches up to me, standing just out of visibility range. I let a s-- escape me as I say "P-please don't hurt me... I'nm innocent." My pursuer let's a chuckle escape him as he steps into the light saying, "Hello innocent. I'm Dad."

9 November at 18:34 . The Miss Universe 2013 winner was selected tonight I see. Once again, the winner came from the planet earth for the 61st year in a row!! How ugly are the women from the other planets anyway?!?! Like Comment Share and 25 others like this

9 November at 18:34 . The Miss Universe 2013 winner was selected tonight I see. Once again, the winner came from the planet earth for the 61st year in a row!! How ugly are the women from the other planets anyway?!?! Like Comment Share and 25 others like this

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Today 8:12 PM Dad How much does a hipster weigh? How much? Dad A Instagram. Hahahahahahahaha oh my goo Eric Hehe Message Send

Today 8:12 PM Dad How much does a hipster weigh? How much? Dad A Instagram. Hahahahahahahaha oh my goo Eric Hehe Message Send

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the beacons are lit! the beacons of minas tirith! gondor calls for aid sorry aid's not here right no can they call back later? no (silently screaming) internally weeping) merc please tell me he didn't just make a dad joke not infront of the hot guests

the beacons are lit! the beacons of minas tirith! gondor calls for aid sorry aid's not here right no can they call back later? no (silently screaming) internally weeping) merc please tell me he didn't just make a dad joke not infront of the hot guests

xf tayngerous A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. Dad, I'm sorry,"she whispers. Goodbye, Sorry," he says, T'm dead. ...everyone else go home.

xf tayngerous A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. Dad, I'm sorry,"she whispers. Goodbye, Sorry," he says, T'm dead. ...everyone else go home.

sne inc dekinaichild imagine saying ..i'm dad" to a dad. he responds with "hi dad, i'm but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU're dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake has he made but if YOU'RE dad... and l'M dad... WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE

sne inc dekinaichild imagine saying ..i'm dad" to a dad. he responds with "hi dad, i'm but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU're dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake has he made but if YOU'RE dad... and l'M dad... WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE

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encounterings gorillamunchies Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit hey dad could you turn up the heat im cold hi cold nice to meet you im dad

encounterings gorillamunchies Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit hey dad could you turn up the heat im cold hi cold nice to meet you im dad

backwardsarah omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings onlyghoulsandvikings just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in that room you walk into the room and go: "dad please let's go home i am hungry and they all turn around collectively and chant: "Hl HUNGRY I'M DAD DadCon 2013 Dad Con2013 DADDING INTENSIFIES)

backwardsarah omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings onlyghoulsandvikings just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in that room you walk into the room and go: "dad please let's go home i am hungry and they all turn around collectively and chant: "Hl HUNGRY I'M DAD DadCon 2013 Dad Con2013 DADDING INTENSIFIES)