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Nature used to be a lot scarier

GIANT ANIMALS MODERN EXTINCT HUMBOLDT PENGUIN Spheniscus humboldti 10 lb WATER KING Inkayacu paracasensis 130 lb ARRAU RIVER TURTLE Podocnemis expansa 100 lb GIANT FRESHWATER TURTLE Stupendemys geographicus 4400 Ib CAPYBARA Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris 100 lb LARGEST KNOWN RODENT Josephoartigasia mones 2000 lb NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO Dasypus novemcinctus 45 lb GIANT GLYPTODONTID Doedicurus clavicaudatus 4000 Ib COMMON WOMBAT Vombatus ursinus 60 lb LARGEST KNOWN MARSUPIAL Diprotodon optatum 4000 Ib AMERICAN CROCODILE Crocodylus acutus 840 lb GIANT CROCODYLIFORM Sarcosuchus imperator 20000 Ib GREAT WHITE SHARK Carcharodon carcharias 5000 lb MEGALODON Carcharodon megalodon 175000 lb BLUE WHALE Balaenoptera musculus 400000 lb ARCHAIC BALEEN WHALE Mammalodon colliveri 300 lb
GIANT ANIMALS MODERN EXTINCT HUMBOLDT PENGUIN Spheniscus humboldti 10 lb WATER KING Inkayacu paracasensis 130 lb ARRAU RIVER TURTLE Podocnemis expansa 100 lb GIANT FRESHWATER TURTLE Stupendemys geographicus 4400 Ib CAPYBARA Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris 100 lb LARGEST KNOWN RODENT Josephoartigasia mones 2000 lb NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO Dasypus novemcinctus 45 lb GIANT GLYPTODONTID Doedicurus clavicaudatus 4000 Ib COMMON WOMBAT Vombatus ursinus 60 lb LARGEST KNOWN MARSUPIAL Diprotodon optatum 4000 Ib AMERICAN CROCODILE Crocodylus acutus 840 lb GIANT CROCODYLIFORM Sarcosuchus imperator 20000 Ib GREAT WHITE SHARK Carcharodon carcharias 5000 lb MEGALODON Carcharodon megalodon 175000 lb BLUE WHALE Balaenoptera musculus 400000 lb ARCHAIC BALEEN WHALE Mammalodon colliveri 300 lb

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Why the Song of Storms Should Never be Played

I saw this quarter-mile behemoth outside my bedroom window a couple years ago.
I saw this quarter-mile behemoth outside my bedroom window a couple years ago.

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Shrike

Yes, the shrike impales its prey and picks it apart over time. And people do in fact call it “butcherbird”.
Yes, the shrike impales its prey and picks it apart over time. And people do in fact call it “butcherbird”.

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alligator gar

interior crocodile alligator
interior crocodile alligator

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Deer seen eating human carcass

Forensic scientists caught a deer munching on a human carcass for the first time ever pops.ci/SXEXCz RETWEETS LIKES 147 12:26 PM -5 May 2017
Forensic scientists caught a deer munching on a human carcass for the first time ever pops.ci/SXEXCz RETWEETS LIKES 147 12:26 PM -5 May 2017

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My eyes


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the Leatherback Turtles jellyfish trapping maw


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Eel shark

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O Roman Fedortsov, rfedortsov/Twitter

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Snail eggs

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Other animals vs Australia animals

Restofthewordswildlife Australian Wildlife Spiders Sopoisonous a bite can kill within40 utes, armored in shining black terror Spiders are already teriffying. The only consulation being the old adage: "They're more afraid of you, than you are of them." But then again we've never heard of a spider who, upon spying a human being, screams like a little girl and runs into the next room to get their boyfriend spider to take you outside like Darth Vaderand damnnear omni present, the Sydney Funnel WebSpider is Australia's answer to the immigration problem. Theyare not more afraid of you;" they're frequentlyknown to charge and bite with no provocation. The Sydney Funnel Web is whatwould hapen if Bruce Willis built a spider and gave it to the Devil as a Christmas present. Octopii Look at that thing; f--- that thing You want to talk Cthulhu? The Blanket Octopus is like Cthulhu mixed with Batman. In addition to the Cloak of Greater Horror up there, the Blanket Octopus hunts prey by tackling Man O' War jellyfish, ripping their poisonous stingers off and using themas venomous chain flails. It even f---- like a horror movie: To mate, it simply fills a tentacle with sperm, rips it off and hands it to the pi are kind of cute in an odd way Octo , but they are pretty alien. It's easy to see how one could be made terrifying. Just look at Cthulhu, for example. They can camouflage themselves, squeeze through the tiniest of spaces, and have double the amount of acceptable limbs to be eligible for 'adorable' status. You could probably make that creepy Earthworms Aw, that s more like it. The friendly Earthworm. Aside from its frequent misůse as a Girl Repellent on playgrounds, there is no way the common Earthworm can be considered frightening Oh, Australia, we should have known you'd find a way. The sickly, unearthly blue, the bulging, slimy mass, and did we mention it glows in the f------ dark? So you can see it writhe at you through the black of night? The only way this could be scarier is if it was three feet long ...which it is Three inches would be enough to give us nightmares, we'd have to practice just to e properly afraid of Australia's version of the Earthworm. Marsupials All right, so an Earthworm could bring back repressed memories of playground assaults or just remind you of a dis embodied penis; we should have seen how it could be made into fear incarnate ut there's no way you can make a marsupial terrifying. The absolute creepiest one the rest of the world has is the possum, and on his best day he's st a goth ferret. A marsupial is a small four-legged mammal with a pouch By design it is adorable. Do your worst Australia No. No way that is a real thing. There is no such thing as a wolf-bear-tiger with pure black shark eyes and the jaws of a snake, Australia. You are making it up. The Thylacine apack-hunting marsupial builtlike a great cat with the ability to open its jaws up to 120 degrees-is unfortunately, all too real. Though it was thought hunted to extinction, recent sightings indicate there mayactually be a fewleft. See, there's areason Australia is awater-locked continent: Geography is trying to protectyou.
Restofthewordswildlife Australian Wildlife Spiders Sopoisonous a bite can kill within40 utes, armored in shining black terror Spiders are already teriffying. The only consulation being the old adage: "They're more afraid of you, than you are of them." But then again we've never heard of a spider who, upon spying a human being, screams like a little girl and runs into the next room to get their boyfriend spider to take you outside like Darth Vaderand damnnear omni present, the Sydney Funnel WebSpider is Australia's answer to the immigration problem. Theyare not more afraid of you;" they're frequentlyknown to charge and bite with no provocation. The Sydney Funnel Web is whatwould hapen if Bruce Willis built a spider and gave it to the Devil as a Christmas present. Octopii Look at that thing; f--- that thing You want to talk Cthulhu? The Blanket Octopus is like Cthulhu mixed with Batman. In addition to the Cloak of Greater Horror up there, the Blanket Octopus hunts prey by tackling Man O' War jellyfish, ripping their poisonous stingers off and using themas venomous chain flails. It even f---- like a horror movie: To mate, it simply fills a tentacle with sperm, rips it off and hands it to the pi are kind of cute in an odd way Octo , but they are pretty alien. It's easy to see how one could be made terrifying. Just look at Cthulhu, for example. They can camouflage themselves, squeeze through the tiniest of spaces, and have double the amount of acceptable limbs to be eligible for 'adorable' status. You could probably make that creepy Earthworms Aw, that s more like it. The friendly Earthworm. Aside from its frequent misůse as a Girl Repellent on playgrounds, there is no way the common Earthworm can be considered frightening Oh, Australia, we should have known you'd find a way. The sickly, unearthly blue, the bulging, slimy mass, and did we mention it glows in the f------ dark? So you can see it writhe at you through the black of night? The only way this could be scarier is if it was three feet long ...which it is Three inches would be enough to give us nightmares, we'd have to practice just to e properly afraid of Australia's version of the Earthworm. Marsupials All right, so an Earthworm could bring back repressed memories of playground assaults or just remind you of a dis embodied penis; we should have seen how it could be made into fear incarnate ut there's no way you can make a marsupial terrifying. The absolute creepiest one the rest of the world has is the possum, and on his best day he's st a goth ferret. A marsupial is a small four-legged mammal with a pouch By design it is adorable. Do your worst Australia No. No way that is a real thing. There is no such thing as a wolf-bear-tiger with pure black shark eyes and the jaws of a snake, Australia. You are making it up. The Thylacine apack-hunting marsupial builtlike a great cat with the ability to open its jaws up to 120 degrees-is unfortunately, all too real. Though it was thought hunted to extinction, recent sightings indicate there mayactually be a fewleft. See, there's areason Australia is awater-locked continent: Geography is trying to protectyou.

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A fireworm!

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