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Beware of the verses about shellfish.

WHEN YOUREADIN YOUR BIBLE AND A VERSE JUMPS OUT LIKE
WHEN YOUREADIN YOUR BIBLE AND A VERSE JUMPS OUT LIKE

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This is the ideal Christian. You may not like it, but this is what peak spiritual performance looks like. 0
This is the ideal Christian. You may not like it, but this is what peak spiritual performance looks like. 0

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Run up get dun up

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME @childofGodme YOU AND WHAT ARMY?"
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME @childofGodme YOU AND WHAT ARMY?"

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Genesis

God: Why were you hiding? Eve: Because I'm naked. God: ..how you know??? Eve:
God: Why were you hiding? Eve: Because I'm naked. God: ..how you know??? Eve:

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The real pokemaster

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL? DID IT. TWICE.
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL? DID IT. TWICE.

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What them fingers do?

Bae: "What them fingers do Me shutterstsC TiE bikME OF THE AND OF TRE FATHER, SON, HOLY G8OST, AMEN.
Bae: "What them fingers do Me shutterstsC TiE bikME OF THE AND OF TRE FATHER, SON, HOLY G8OST, AMEN.

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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone! So as to negate any hypocrisy among the local community I hereby propose the following approach to punishment only the male human among you who has never transgressed against the deity known terrestrially as GOD or Yahweh, generally by violating any of the Ten Commandments, of which I assume you are all familiar, is permitted to initiate the contemporary judicial process of retribution known as "stoning", which involves the manual hurling of approximately fist-sized lumps of igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock at a member of the community who has transgressed as described previously in this diatribe
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone! So as to negate any hypocrisy among the local community I hereby propose the following approach to punishment only the male human among you who has never transgressed against the deity known terrestrially as GOD or Yahweh, generally by violating any of the Ten Commandments, of which I assume you are all familiar, is permitted to initiate the contemporary judicial process of retribution known as "stoning", which involves the manual hurling of approximately fist-sized lumps of igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock at a member of the community who has transgressed as described previously in this diatribe

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Born just in time to browse dank christian memes

BORN TOO LATE TO WITNESS THE FIRST COMING BORN TOO SOON TO WITNESS THE SECOND COMIN BORN JUST IN TIME TO BROWSE DANK MEMES CHRISTIAN
BORN TOO LATE TO WITNESS THE FIRST COMING BORN TOO SOON TO WITNESS THE SECOND COMIN BORN JUST IN TIME TO BROWSE DANK MEMES CHRISTIAN

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No Dick Pics

When she asks you to send sinful images of your phallic member through text
When she asks you to send sinful images of your phallic member through text

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When You Find Out Hell Doesnt Have Memes

When you find out hell doesn't have memes
When you find out hell doesn't have memes

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Rick Grimes

Whatsa salesman's favorite Bible passage?! BLOCK BLOCK Please don't dothis The great commission Carl The great commission! Dustoffthebible.com
Whatsa salesman's favorite Bible passage?! BLOCK BLOCK Please don't dothis The great commission Carl The great commission! Dustoffthebible.com

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Rain Drop Drop Top

Ammishaddai Grand-Je @asgrandjean Rain Drop Drop Top Now that I have your attention Ps 34:4 1 sought the Lord, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears. God bless 9:30 AM 30 Dec 16 19.9K RETWEETS 31.2K LIKES
Ammishaddai Grand-Je @asgrandjean Rain Drop Drop Top Now that I have your attention Ps 34:4 1 sought the Lord, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears. God bless 9:30 AM 30 Dec 16 19.9K RETWEETS 31.2K LIKES

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That's Where You're Wrong Buddy

that's where you're wrong kiddo
that's where you're wrong kiddo

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In Eggshells C Deo

G, L O, R, I, A D, E, O,
G, L O, R, I, A D, E, O,

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Bae Come Over

Bae: come over my parents aren't home Me: I'm good RLE HOLY BIBLE
Bae: come over my parents aren't home Me: I'm good RLE HOLY BIBLE

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Evil Kermit Variation

ME: OUR RELIGION IS ABOUT PEACE INNER ME: WE MUST CRUSADE
ME: OUR RELIGION IS ABOUT PEACE INNER ME: WE MUST CRUSADE

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Church of Meme Man

hey can i divorce my wife no thats bad ok THE CHURCH OF ENGLANO watch this
hey can i divorce my wife no thats bad ok THE CHURCH OF ENGLANO watch this

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No Religious Arguments

I promise not to get in any religious arguments. *3 drinks later*
I promise not to get in any religious arguments. *3 drinks later*

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David Hughes @david8hughes Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?" 4/20/14, 12:03 PM 8,948 RETWEETS 12K LIKES
David Hughes @david8hughes Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?" 4/20/14, 12:03 PM 8,948 RETWEETS 12K LIKES

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