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The Pharisees upholding that Fourth Commandment

The Pharisees when someone's son or ox has fallen into a well (it is the Sabbath)
The Pharisees when someone's son or ox has fallen into a well (it is the Sabbath)

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They'll soon find out

Soldier 1: “What year is it?" Soldier 2: "50 B.C. Soldier 1: "What does B.C. stand for" Soldier 2: Before Chris." Soldier 1: “Who is Christ?" Soldier 2: " don't have a fcking clue." id
Soldier 1: “What year is it?" Soldier 2: "50 B.C. Soldier 1: "What does B.C. stand for" Soldier 2: Before Chris." Soldier 1: “Who is Christ?" Soldier 2: " don't have a fcking clue." id

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Isaac_irl

Isaac: Father, the fire and wood are here, but where is the lamb for the burnt offering? Abraham: It's you Isaac:
Isaac: Father, the fire and wood are here, but where is the lamb for the burnt offering? Abraham: It's you Isaac:

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Best Game Boy Game

Ninlendo Gotta EVERYONE RED VERSION KING JA MES BIBLE FOR USE ON GAME BOYR
Ninlendo Gotta EVERYONE RED VERSION KING JA MES BIBLE FOR USE ON GAME BOYR

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Earth With No Sin

her'es your where is my earth earth with NO sin as you ordered did someone I said NO sins?? cool and good i am noW aware of the distinctiorn between good and evil 四。 loss of concupiscence suffering and death innocence pain of childbirth labor on the earth ANGERY burden of knowledge
her'es your where is my earth earth with NO sin as you ordered did someone I said NO sins?? cool and good i am noW aware of the distinctiorn between good and evil 四。 loss of concupiscence suffering and death innocence pain of childbirth labor on the earth ANGERY burden of knowledge

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Don't Say You Love The Anime If You Haven't Read The Manga

DON'T SAY YOU LOVE THE ANIME HOLY BIBLE IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE MANGA
DON'T SAY YOU LOVE THE ANIME HOLY BIBLE IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE MANGA

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Don't Say You Love The Anime If You Haven't Read The Manga

If you haven't Don't say you love the anime NIMATED read the manga EST THE C0MIC B00K STORIESNEW EN Bread From Hoaven FULL COLOR eractive DVD
If you haven't Don't say you love the anime NIMATED read the manga EST THE C0MIC B00K STORIESNEW EN Bread From Hoaven FULL COLOR eractive DVD

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No Religious Arguments

I promise not to get in any religious arguments. *3 drinks later*
I promise not to get in any religious arguments. *3 drinks later*

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Church of Meme Man

hey can i divorce my wife no thats bad ok THE CHURCH OF ENGLANO watch this
hey can i divorce my wife no thats bad ok THE CHURCH OF ENGLANO watch this

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The real pokemaster

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL? DID IT. TWICE.
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL? DID IT. TWICE.

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Genesis

God: Why were you hiding? Eve: Because I'm naked. God: ..how you know??? Eve:
God: Why were you hiding? Eve: Because I'm naked. God: ..how you know??? Eve:

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Evil Kermit Variation

ME: OUR RELIGION IS ABOUT PEACE INNER ME: WE MUST CRUSADE
ME: OUR RELIGION IS ABOUT PEACE INNER ME: WE MUST CRUSADE

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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone! So as to negate any hypocrisy among the local community I hereby propose the following approach to punishment only the male human among you who has never transgressed against the deity known terrestrially as GOD or Yahweh, generally by violating any of the Ten Commandments, of which I assume you are all familiar, is permitted to initiate the contemporary judicial process of retribution known as "stoning", which involves the manual hurling of approximately fist-sized lumps of igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock at a member of the community who has transgressed as described previously in this diatribe
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone! So as to negate any hypocrisy among the local community I hereby propose the following approach to punishment only the male human among you who has never transgressed against the deity known terrestrially as GOD or Yahweh, generally by violating any of the Ten Commandments, of which I assume you are all familiar, is permitted to initiate the contemporary judicial process of retribution known as "stoning", which involves the manual hurling of approximately fist-sized lumps of igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock at a member of the community who has transgressed as described previously in this diatribe

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What them fingers do?

Bae: "What them fingers do Me shutterstsC TiE bikME OF THE AND OF TRE FATHER, SON, HOLY G8OST, AMEN.
Bae: "What them fingers do Me shutterstsC TiE bikME OF THE AND OF TRE FATHER, SON, HOLY G8OST, AMEN.

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This is the ideal Christian. You may not like it, but this is what peak spiritual performance looks like. 0
This is the ideal Christian. You may not like it, but this is what peak spiritual performance looks like. 0

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Born just in time to browse dank christian memes

BORN TOO LATE TO WITNESS THE FIRST COMING BORN TOO SOON TO WITNESS THE SECOND COMIN BORN JUST IN TIME TO BROWSE DANK MEMES CHRISTIAN
BORN TOO LATE TO WITNESS THE FIRST COMING BORN TOO SOON TO WITNESS THE SECOND COMIN BORN JUST IN TIME TO BROWSE DANK MEMES CHRISTIAN

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When You Find Out Hell Doesnt Have Memes

When you find out hell doesn't have memes
When you find out hell doesn't have memes

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Bae Come Over

Bae: come over my parents aren't home Me: I'm good RLE HOLY BIBLE
Bae: come over my parents aren't home Me: I'm good RLE HOLY BIBLE

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David Hughes @david8hughes Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?" 4/20/14, 12:03 PM 8,948 RETWEETS 12K LIKES
David Hughes @david8hughes Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?" 4/20/14, 12:03 PM 8,948 RETWEETS 12K LIKES

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No Dick Pics

When she asks you to send sinful images of your phallic member through text
When she asks you to send sinful images of your phallic member through text

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