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Dependa A person who is married to someone in the service who doesn't just depend on their spouse for financial support, but pretty much relies on them for it. They start out all cute and All-American until after the wedding, then it's like cookies, couch and coach purses. Arguing with other dependas over Facebook all day over who's the bigger dependa. They're generally not educated and have no goals or aspirations in life. They live their lives through their husband's successes and think they rank and are better than "civilians" when they themselves are in face...still civilians You can usually find them at the PX and/or commissary like a herd of cattle during every pay period blowing their spouse's paycheck on oreos, Coach and Michael Kors and then complaining 2 days after "they" got paid that they're broke and need someone to deliver them free diapers for their 6th baby. (also see "dependa-t---", "dependasaurus" and "dependapotomus") -"My husband and Ijust got married last month, what are some websites that give free stuff to military wives?" "Shut up dependa." "Igot married to My Marine, he's going to take care of me now. No more working at Taco Bell for this gir!" #dependapotomus #dependasaurus #t--------- #w---- #skank by ricebarbiee January 14,2014

Dependa A person who is married to someone in the service who doesn't just depend on their spouse for financial support, but pretty much relies on them for it. They start out all cute and All-American until after the wedding, then it's like cookies, couch and coach purses. Arguing with other dependas over Facebook all day over who's the bigger dependa. They're generally not educated and have no goals or aspirations in life. They live their lives through their husband's successes and think they rank and are better than "civilians" when they themselves are in face...still civilians You can usually find them at the PX and/or commissary like a herd of cattle during every pay period blowing their spouse's paycheck on oreos, Coach and Michael Kors and then complaining 2 days after "they" got paid that they're broke and need someone to deliver them free diapers for their 6th baby. (also see "dependa-t---", "dependasaurus" and "dependapotomus") -"My husband and Ijust got married last month, what are some websites that give free stuff to military wives?" "Shut up dependa." "Igot married to My Marine, he's going to take care of me now. No more working at Taco Bell for this gir!" #dependapotomus #dependasaurus #t--------- #w---- #skank by ricebarbiee January 14,2014

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You said you're a servicemember too / Do work, Dependa!

●YOU SAID YOU'RE A SERVICEMEMBER TOO DO WORK, DEPENDA!

●YOU SAID YOU'RE A SERVICEMEMBER TOO DO WORK, DEPENDA!

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Ever been so boot / that you and your Dependa had to stand at parade rest for lake?

EVER BEEN SO BO0T THAT YOUAND YOUR DEPENDA HADTO STAND AT PARADE REST FOR A LAKE?

EVER BEEN SO BO0T THAT YOUAND YOUR DEPENDA HADTO STAND AT PARADE REST FOR A LAKE?

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"My husband is a Sgt Now" - Evil Miss Piggy

dependa: My husband is a Sgt now inner dependa: *WE* are a Sgt now Pop-Smoke

dependa: My husband is a Sgt now inner dependa: *WE* are a Sgt now Pop-Smoke

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Military Dependapotamus tries to get into the pool for free

O Anonymous (ID: Ti9khe/X) 03/19/14(Wed)20:59:25 UTC-5 No.538046339 Replies: 538046761 538046821 538046854 538047302538077143 22538085263 File: 1395280765368.ipg-(58 KB, 510x449, LIFEGUARD.jpg) SPENDS MORE TIME Okay im a lead lifeguard on a military base and part of my job when im not on the stand is to welcome patrons. Active duty and their families are all free and basically everyone else pays $5 per persor. woman and three toddlers stroll on in >"Can I see your military ID mam?" >"Sure" GUAR hands me blue ID sactive duty families have red ID's EATING CHICKEN STRIPS THAN ACTUALLY GUARDING S"okay that'll be $20" >"wat" "its $5 a person four people thats $20" >rage mode activate "I thought this was free whats going on S"its only free for active du "MY HUSBAND IS OUT FIGHTING FOR THIS COUNTRY THIS IS RIDCULOUS" S"mam if he was active duty you would have a red ID" >"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR BOSS" yadonefuckedup.jpg >well the lead's number is on that board there youre free to call it "OKAY I WILL" calls >my cell rings >"hello?" (lulz) >she puts phone down "what the f--- is wrong with you S"im going to have to ask you to wait mam im on the phone with a customer" picks phone back up "what the f--- is wrong with you S"im sorry mam this is a family pool you cant curse here its rule three on the board to your right S"i cant f------ believe this" S"curse again and ill have to call base police to escort you out" f--- you >call base police >she gets escorted back home can never return >children mortified >lol

O Anonymous (ID: Ti9khe/X) 03/19/14(Wed)20:59:25 UTC-5 No.538046339 Replies: 538046761 538046821 538046854 538047302538077143 22538085263 File: 1395280765368.ipg-(58 KB, 510x449, LIFEGUARD.jpg) SPENDS MORE TIME Okay im a lead lifeguard on a military base and part of my job when im not on the stand is to welcome patrons. Active duty and their families are all free and basically everyone else pays $5 per persor. woman and three toddlers stroll on in >"Can I see your military ID mam?" >"Sure" GUAR hands me blue ID sactive duty families have red ID's EATING CHICKEN STRIPS THAN ACTUALLY GUARDING S"okay that'll be $20" >"wat" "its $5 a person four people thats $20" >rage mode activate "I thought this was free whats going on S"its only free for active du "MY HUSBAND IS OUT FIGHTING FOR THIS COUNTRY THIS IS RIDCULOUS" S"mam if he was active duty you would have a red ID" >"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR BOSS" yadonefuckedup.jpg >well the lead's number is on that board there youre free to call it "OKAY I WILL" calls >my cell rings >"hello?" (lulz) >she puts phone down "what the f--- is wrong with you S"im going to have to ask you to wait mam im on the phone with a customer" picks phone back up "what the f--- is wrong with you S"im sorry mam this is a family pool you cant curse here its rule three on the board to your right S"i cant f------ believe this" S"curse again and ill have to call base police to escort you out" f--- you >call base police >she gets escorted back home can never return >children mortified >lol

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Urban Dictionary Definition

dependapotamus Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close. "Dude what the hell is that on your couch?" "Thats my wife! "You need to do something with that dependapotamus." #military #dependent #hippo #sloth #large creature #lethargic by Daemion September 14, 2008

dependapotamus Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close. "Dude what the hell is that on your couch?" "Thats my wife! "You need to do something with that dependapotamus." #military #dependent #hippo #sloth #large creature #lethargic by Daemion September 14, 2008

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Dependapotumus Version 4.3

, Comlantidependa The Dependapotumus ersion 4.3 2013 8 TOUGHEST SEXUALLY DEPRIVED FOR YOUR FREEDOM

, Comlantidependa The Dependapotumus ersion 4.3 2013 8 TOUGHEST SEXUALLY DEPRIVED FOR YOUR FREEDOM

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My husband got promoted to Staff Sergeant today

MY HUBAND GOT PROMOTED TO STAFF SERGEANT TODAY TE FINALLY-OUTRANK THAT BITCH DEBBY

MY HUBAND GOT PROMOTED TO STAFF SERGEANT TODAY TE FINALLY-OUTRANK THAT BITCH DEBBY

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"You can't talk to me like that, my husband is staff sergeant" - Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

YOU CANT TALKー TO MELIKE THAT! MYHUSBANDIS A STAFF SERGEANT

YOU CANT TALKー TO MELIKE THAT! MYHUSBANDIS A STAFF SERGEANT

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Hey / I Serve Too!

WE ARE ALLEN Comics THE SILENT RANKS HEY, HEY ISERVE TOO!

WE ARE ALLEN Comics THE SILENT RANKS HEY, HEY ISERVE TOO!

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"You mean we made chief this time"

THE RESULTS ARE IN. I'M JUST LOOKING TO SEE IF I FINALLY YOU MEAN IF WE MADE CHIEF THIS TIME MADE CHIEF THIS TIME. CLA ALLEN Comics

THE RESULTS ARE IN. I'M JUST LOOKING TO SEE IF I FINALLY YOU MEAN IF WE MADE CHIEF THIS TIME MADE CHIEF THIS TIME. CLA ALLEN Comics

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"Shall we go Dependa hunting?"

SHALL WE GO DEPENDA HUNTING?

SHALL WE GO DEPENDA HUNTING?

Support our troops / support our Dependas

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS SUPPORTOURDEPENDAS

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS SUPPORTOURDEPENDAS

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