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Get a Jester Instead

So I wanted to get a clown for my birthday but no, dads allergic I'm trying to settle for a jester now
So I wanted to get a clown for my birthday but no, dads allergic I'm trying to settle for a jester now

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Keep Your Clowns Safe

Hey uh be careful about letting your clowns outdoors, people! Wild canines have a particular fondness for clowns. Keep your pet in a secure garden that they cannot escape from, preferably supervise them outside too.
Hey uh be careful about letting your clowns outdoors, people! Wild canines have a particular fondness for clowns. Keep your pet in a secure garden that they cannot escape from, preferably supervise them outside too.

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Tamed Clown

There is no such thing as a domesticated clown. There is only a tamed clown. They are still wild animals and must be treated with utmost caution at all times.
There is no such thing as a domesticated clown. There is only a tamed clown. They are still wild animals and must be treated with utmost caution at all times.

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Don't Eat Clown Meat

Seriously do not eat clown meat y'all.. It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a clown burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when l ate clown meat as well it's soooo bad for u omg
Seriously do not eat clown meat y'all.. It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a clown burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when l ate clown meat as well it's soooo bad for u omg

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severalowls clown discourse

Clowns are creatures that need to clown. They were not meant to be domesticated and profited from as pets. They are highly active creatures that will self harm from stress in such confined spaces. Circus Clowns are delightful to keep in groups, though they are fine on their own, but every 1 clown adds 30 square feet to the space needed. They need multiple props and performance areas in order to replicate their natural environment. These are examples of proper Circus Clown or other basic clown enclosures. Candee Fluff is a horrible brand of cotton candy, I used to feed it to my clowns and they would just throw it back up. The sugar is all unprocessed when clowns need highly refined white sugar, just because it's cheaper. Which is something they don't list on the packaging to fool clown owners. Ideally you should only feed your clown freshly whipped cotton candy. Large mixers may be expensive but a simple childrens make-your-own candy floss machine will suffice if your budget is tight Clowns shouldn't be confined to a car. (Especially a childrens car..?) Clowns are curious creatures that need to jump, tumble, honk and play to be them out in much the same way as a hamster in a ball. Clowns do enjoy having access to a clown car, especially in groups, but their car should provide 1 square foot per clown and their enjoyment comes primanily from exiting the vehicle in large numbers. Keeping them locked inside can reduce their lifespan by up to 10 years. A small human-sized compact car may be suitable for larger groups of clowns KIA
Clowns are creatures that need to clown. They were not meant to be domesticated and profited from as pets. They are highly active creatures that will self harm from stress in such confined spaces. Circus Clowns are delightful to keep in groups, though they are fine on their own, but every 1 clown adds 30 square feet to the space needed. They need multiple props and performance areas in order to replicate their natural environment. These are examples of proper Circus Clown or other basic clown enclosures. Candee Fluff is a horrible brand of cotton candy, I used to feed it to my clowns and they would just throw it back up. The sugar is all unprocessed when clowns need highly refined white sugar, just because it's cheaper. Which is something they don't list on the packaging to fool clown owners. Ideally you should only feed your clown freshly whipped cotton candy. Large mixers may be expensive but a simple childrens make-your-own candy floss machine will suffice if your budget is tight Clowns shouldn't be confined to a car. (Especially a childrens car..?) Clowns are curious creatures that need to jump, tumble, honk and play to be them out in much the same way as a hamster in a ball. Clowns do enjoy having access to a clown car, especially in groups, but their car should provide 1 square foot per clown and their enjoyment comes primanily from exiting the vehicle in large numbers. Keeping them locked inside can reduce their lifespan by up to 10 years. A small human-sized compact car may be suitable for larger groups of clowns KIA

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Clown Farms

A sad sight. These meat bred McDonalds are being shipped off to a feed lot to pack on pounds to reach market weight faster. These creatures aren't meant to spend so long trapped in pens. Please try to only buy play-place raised clown if you can.
A sad sight. These meat bred McDonalds are being shipped off to a feed lot to pack on pounds to reach market weight faster. These creatures aren't meant to spend so long trapped in pens. Please try to only buy play-place raised clown if you can.

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Best Breeds of Clown

best breeds of meat clown 3. Essexshire polka-stripe 2. Delaware Red-pointed plaid 1.Split jest broiler
best breeds of meat clown 3. Essexshire polka-stripe 2. Delaware Red-pointed plaid 1.Split jest broiler

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Pet Clown Starter Pack

The "l probably shouldn't have clowns Starter Pack le Clown Mek Kit- ND
The "l probably shouldn't have clowns Starter Pack le Clown Mek Kit- ND

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Don't Declaw Your Clown

Please do not declaw your clowns Clowns need their retractable claws to hunt and climb. Removing them is not only costly but can seriously hurt your clown both physically and emotionally
Please do not declaw your clowns Clowns need their retractable claws to hunt and climb. Removing them is not only costly but can seriously hurt your clown both physically and emotionally

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Kouha Post

My gf: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves Me, trembling: what
My gf: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves Me, trembling: what

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