![LIVE One word sums up, probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is to be prepared LIVE We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward. The future will be better tomorrow. LIVE You know, Dan, you actually look kind of hot in drag. I stand by all the that I've made.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/904/Dan.jpg)
![LIVE One word sums up, probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is to be prepared LIVE We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward. The future will be better tomorrow. LIVE You know, Dan, you actually look kind of hot in drag. I stand by all the that I've made.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/904/Dan.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![Go, what is the difference between a tribe of pigmys and a woman's track team? LIVE LIVE You betcha, you got me there What's the diff? DEBATE NIGHT IN AMERICA LIVE The pigmys are cunning runts. LIME ELECTION CENTER](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/903/bsas0.jpg)
![Go, what is the difference between a tribe of pigmys and a woman's track team? LIVE LIVE You betcha, you got me there What's the diff? DEBATE NIGHT IN AMERICA LIVE The pigmys are cunning runts. LIME ELECTION CENTER](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/903/bsas0.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE Governor, it sounds to me like you believe the the Vice Preside office should be expanded. LIVE Well Joe... I believe the Constitution provides for greater latitude in authority than had been D--- Cheney excercised prior to You just want m room for your tanning booth, don't you LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/902/bipalintanningtl6.jpg)
![LIVE Governor, it sounds to me like you believe the the Vice Preside office should be expanded. LIVE Well Joe... I believe the Constitution provides for greater latitude in authority than had been D--- Cheney excercised prior to You just want m room for your tanning booth, don't you LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/902/bipalintanningtl6.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![Shut. Up. Shut uHup? Why certalnlyt You don't think I'm the type that would keep on blabbln'? Some people never know when to stop. When I'm told to shut up, I shut up Shut UP shut-in' up! LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/901/bipalinmemedg7.jpg)
![Shut. Up. Shut uHup? Why certalnlyt You don't think I'm the type that would keep on blabbln'? Some people never know when to stop. When I'm told to shut up, I shut up Shut UP shut-in' up! LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/901/bipalinmemedg7.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE Governor how do you propose we keep the Afghan from further unravelling? LIVE Well, you know Joe, I'm better at hunting than crocheting... .but I would say you should always hand wash your Afghans in a mild detergent and air dry them. I can't believe I'm going to say this, stick to your knitting, woman! LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/900/bipalinmeme3rg8.jpg)
![LIVE Governor how do you propose we keep the Afghan from further unravelling? LIVE Well, you know Joe, I'm better at hunting than crocheting... .but I would say you should always hand wash your Afghans in a mild detergent and air dry them. I can't believe I'm going to say this, stick to your knitting, woman! LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/900/bipalinmeme3rg8.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![So, Sarah did you enjoy your high school reunion last weekend? LIVE LIVE Um...not sure what you're talking about there Joe... . My next high school reunion isn't for another two years LIVE Oh, that's right! That was your Govenor's cabinet meeting! LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/899/bipalinmeme2ti5.jpg)
![So, Sarah did you enjoy your high school reunion last weekend? LIVE LIVE Um...not sure what you're talking about there Joe... . My next high school reunion isn't for another two years LIVE Oh, that's right! That was your Govenor's cabinet meeting! LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/899/bipalinmeme2ti5.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE You know I have tight eys on LIVE Now is not the time to talk about one's undergarments LIVE LIVE My thong is so far up my ass, I'm gonna need a crane and a spelunker team to get that s--- out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/898/bidenpalinspelunkerra9.jpg)
![LIVE You know I have tight eys on LIVE Now is not the time to talk about one's undergarments LIVE LIVE My thong is so far up my ass, I'm gonna need a crane and a spelunker team to get that s--- out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/898/bidenpalinspelunkerra9.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![I have to say, LIVE TOverILoI, FOL do strike me as in touch with the commorn people. In fact, you make me think of Joe the Plumber Why thank you, Joe. Is that because I understand all those Hockey Moms and Joe Six Packs out thete in our great country? LIVE LIVE Nope, it's because 1I want you to clean rmy pipes. LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/897/bidenpalinmeme2.jpg)
![I have to say, LIVE TOverILoI, FOL do strike me as in touch with the commorn people. In fact, you make me think of Joe the Plumber Why thank you, Joe. Is that because I understand all those Hockey Moms and Joe Six Packs out thete in our great country? LIVE LIVE Nope, it's because 1I want you to clean rmy pipes. LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/897/bidenpalinmeme2.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE So, with Russia so close, it actually gives me extensive experience with foreign threats to our great nation. LIVE When that Putin rears his ugly head, it's right near my front porch. I got an ugly head rearin' right now lookin' at that front porch of yours. Honey LIVE LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/896/bidenpalinmeme1.jpg)
![LIVE So, with Russia so close, it actually gives me extensive experience with foreign threats to our great nation. LIVE When that Putin rears his ugly head, it's right near my front porch. I got an ugly head rearin' right now lookin' at that front porch of yours. Honey LIVE LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/896/bidenpalinmeme1.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE You know, Governor, we're more alike than you may think. LIVE In what respect, Senator? LIVE I failed at Trig, too. LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/895/bidenpalinfailtrig2bw8.jpg)
![LIVE You know, Governor, we're more alike than you may think. LIVE In what respect, Senator? LIVE I failed at Trig, too. LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/895/bidenpalinfailtrig2bw8.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![Sarah, eould Yvesolve this puzzle: 1. Optical body part 2, Not FM but- 3. Another name for couch 4. Not quesn, but 5. Xbox 360, PS3 and 6 Rod Flanders b 7. Talking horse, Mr LIVE Eye AM Sofa King Wii Todd Ed You betcha, Joe LIVE LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/894/biden-palinsofaking.jpg)
![Sarah, eould Yvesolve this puzzle: 1. Optical body part 2, Not FM but- 3. Another name for couch 4. Not quesn, but 5. Xbox 360, PS3 and 6 Rod Flanders b 7. Talking horse, Mr LIVE Eye AM Sofa King Wii Todd Ed You betcha, Joe LIVE LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/894/biden-palinsofaking.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE Hey everybody! Its skankity slut-slut! LIVE Actually, my name is Sarah Palin. LIVE That's what I said: skankity slut-slut. LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/893/biden-palinslut.jpg)
![LIVE Hey everybody! Its skankity slut-slut! LIVE Actually, my name is Sarah Palin. LIVE That's what I said: skankity slut-slut. LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/893/biden-palinslut.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE Sarah, maybe you should relax a little. LIVE Relax? I can't relax! Nor canI yield, relent or... Only two synonyms!? Looks like you're losing your perspicacity! LIVE LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/892/biden-palinrelax.jpg)
![LIVE Sarah, maybe you should relax a little. LIVE Relax? I can't relax! Nor canI yield, relent or... Only two synonyms!? Looks like you're losing your perspicacity! LIVE LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/892/biden-palinrelax.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE Go F*ck Yourself LIVE The answer I'm sorry Joe. That's not the right answer to the puzzle. IS: GO TUCK YOURSELF IN. LIVE What puzzle? LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/891/biden-palinpuzzle.jpg)
![LIVE Go F*ck Yourself LIVE The answer I'm sorry Joe. That's not the right answer to the puzzle. IS: GO TUCK YOURSELF IN. LIVE What puzzle? LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/891/biden-palinpuzzle.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![Sarah, what sort of rules will you impliment should you win? LIVE Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin' Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin' Kinky LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/890/biden-palinpaddlin.jpg)
![Sarah, what sort of rules will you impliment should you win? LIVE Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin' Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin' Kinky LIVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/890/biden-palinpaddlin.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate
![LIVE SPIFFY DUMBASS LIVE IVE UNLIKELY COOL? LIVE FAIL Bo bies](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/026/889/biden-palin-conversation-1.jpg)
![LIVE SPIFFY DUMBASS LIVE IVE UNLIKELY COOL? LIVE FAIL Bo bies](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/026/889/biden-palin-conversation-1.jpg)
2008 United States Vice-Presidential Debate