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Department of Transportation's Warning

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PUT DOWN THE PHONE TURN OFF THE SUNZIA PmIII 12L 166 m 100 lou 180。

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Baby sun

[original tweet removed as of 2019]
[original tweet removed as of 2019]

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Who would win? Solar eclipse or a bunch of these white fuckers?

WHO WOULD WIN! A solar eclipse A bunch of these white f------.
WHO WOULD WIN! A solar eclipse A bunch of these white f------.

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MFW I Look At The Solar Eclipse.


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When You Ignore The Safety Warnings.

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me scientific evidence supporting the dangers of staring at the sun solar eclipse

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Old man yells at eclipse blocking cloud

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD
OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

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Blocked

NASA Moon @NASAMoon Follow HA HA HA I've blocked the Sun! Make way for the Moon. #SolarEclipse2017. Blocked NASA Sun & Space NASASun Follows you You blocked @NASASun Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @NASASun Who to follow Refresh View all Yes, view profile NASA Goddard Images Follow
NASA Moon @NASAMoon Follow HA HA HA I've blocked the Sun! Make way for the Moon. #SolarEclipse2017. Blocked NASA Sun & Space NASASun Follows you You blocked @NASASun Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @NASASun Who to follow Refresh View all Yes, view profile NASA Goddard Images Follow

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the reason we cant look at the eclipse is purely bc the sun and moons’ lesbian love is too strong an...

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lesbianspacepilot e cant look at the eclipse is purely moons' lesbian love is too strong an bright for our mortal eyes

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Dear Lord, is it time to impeach? Give us a sign, blot out the sun.

DEAR LORD IS IT TIME TO IMPEACH? GIVE US A SIGN BLOT OUT THE SUN WallingfordSign.com f
DEAR LORD IS IT TIME TO IMPEACH? GIVE US A SIGN BLOT OUT THE SUN WallingfordSign.com f

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"Eclipse Science" by xkcd

TELL US, ARE YOU IS THIS A BIG ARE PEOPLE REALLY EXCITED ENOUGHBUT THERES LOTS OF SCIENTISTS EXCITEDMoMENT FOR ABOUT SCIENCE TO TRAVEL TO SEE IT? SCIENCE INVOLVED. FOR THE ECLIPSE?SCIENCE? HONESTLY ITS NOT THAT SCIENTIFIC I MEAN, IT'S COOL IF YOURE INTO ASTRONOMY BUT ITS PLSO COOL IF | | | YOURE, UKE, ALARE OF THE SUN. DON'T NEED To BE A I GUES5? THERES LOTS OF SCIENCE INVOLVEDIN THE OLYMPICS, BUT YOU SURE, LOTS OF | |て IT'S A BIG PEOPLE ARE!MOMENT FOR THE SKY SCIENTIST To WATCH ITS NOT LIKE THE CONCEPT THEN WHY ARE YOU 50 EXCITED? 5 ALL THAT ARCANE OR MATHEMATICAL. ITS A THING GOING IN FRONT OF ANOTHER THING. WIL YOU BE MAKING ANY SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATIONS? IM EXCITED BECAUSE IT'S A NEARLY ONCE-IN-A- LUFETIME CHANCE TO WATCH THE SUN Go DARK, HEAR BIRDS FREPK OUT nw SEE A GLOWING RING APPEAR IN THE SKY WITH A SUNSET ON EVERY HORIZON IWILL BE LIKE "H-------- LOOK AT THESKY. MAYBE AL50 "THIS 15 50 COOL WELL SEE!
TELL US, ARE YOU IS THIS A BIG ARE PEOPLE REALLY EXCITED ENOUGHBUT THERES LOTS OF SCIENTISTS EXCITEDMoMENT FOR ABOUT SCIENCE TO TRAVEL TO SEE IT? SCIENCE INVOLVED. FOR THE ECLIPSE?SCIENCE? HONESTLY ITS NOT THAT SCIENTIFIC I MEAN, IT'S COOL IF YOURE INTO ASTRONOMY BUT ITS PLSO COOL IF | | | YOURE, UKE, ALARE OF THE SUN. DON'T NEED To BE A I GUES5? THERES LOTS OF SCIENCE INVOLVEDIN THE OLYMPICS, BUT YOU SURE, LOTS OF | |て IT'S A BIG PEOPLE ARE!MOMENT FOR THE SKY SCIENTIST To WATCH ITS NOT LIKE THE CONCEPT THEN WHY ARE YOU 50 EXCITED? 5 ALL THAT ARCANE OR MATHEMATICAL. ITS A THING GOING IN FRONT OF ANOTHER THING. WIL YOU BE MAKING ANY SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATIONS? IM EXCITED BECAUSE IT'S A NEARLY ONCE-IN-A- LUFETIME CHANCE TO WATCH THE SUN Go DARK, HEAR BIRDS FREPK OUT nw SEE A GLOWING RING APPEAR IN THE SKY WITH A SUNSET ON EVERY HORIZON IWILL BE LIKE "H-------- LOOK AT THESKY. MAYBE AL50 "THIS 15 50 COOL WELL SEE!

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xkcd

100 upvotes and I will block out the sun with the moon

100 upvotes and I will block out the sun with the moon tomorrow No bamboozles
100 upvotes and I will block out the sun with the moon tomorrow No bamboozles

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Me looking at the eclipse so I can file disability on Monday

Me looking at the eclipse so l can file disability on Monday
Me looking at the eclipse so l can file disability on Monday

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God fucking forbid anyone look around and notice the natural world when they're supposed to be makin...

LIPSTICK SOCIALIST @MissFruitypie Follow God f------ forbid anyone look around and notice the natural world when they're supposed to be making the boss richer NBC NewsNBCNews The solar eclipse will cost America almost $700 million in lost productivity nbcnews.to/2wpX OER 12:24 AM-19 Aug 2017
LIPSTICK SOCIALIST @MissFruitypie Follow God f------ forbid anyone look around and notice the natural world when they're supposed to be making the boss richer NBC NewsNBCNews The solar eclipse will cost America almost $700 million in lost productivity nbcnews.to/2wpX OER 12:24 AM-19 Aug 2017

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can i deduct the eclipse on my tax returns

officialunitedstates kamdog102 officialunitedstates can i deduct the eclipse on my tax returns Is it a business expense or charitable donation? t's a gambling loss because you don't know whether you will retain your eyesight after or not
officialunitedstates kamdog102 officialunitedstates can i deduct the eclipse on my tax returns Is it a business expense or charitable donation? t's a gambling loss because you don't know whether you will retain your eyesight after or not

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are my plants gonna die during the eclipse because they don’t get sunlight?

should I store some light in a jar or something and slowly release it over them to keep them calm? asking for a friend Make sure you get locally sourced canned light or else they will have negative effects on your plants they’re my friends plants but i’ll let her know thanks
should I store some light in a jar or something and slowly release it over them to keep them calm? asking for a friend Make sure you get locally sourced canned light or else they will have negative effects on your plants they’re my friends plants but i’ll let her know thanks

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Want to know which Waffle House location has the best views of the eclipse?

IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL STRAIGHT UP BE PERMANENTLY WARPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL STRAIGHT UP BE PERMANENTLY WARPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

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