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john roderick Follow @johnroderick So, yesterday my daughter (9) was hungry and I was doing a jigsaw puzzle so I said over my shoulder “make some baked beans." She said, "How?" like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, “Open a can and put it in pot." She brought me the can and said "Open it how?" 3:12 PM - 2 Jan 2021 166 Retweets 1,121 Likes 753 EI 166 1.1K john roderick @johnroderick · 12h "With a can opener!" I said, incredulous. She brought me the can opener and we both stared at it. I realized l'd never taught her to use it. Most cans now have pull-tops. I felt like a dope. What kind of apocalypse father doesn't teach his kid how to use a manual can opener?!?
john roderick Follow @johnroderick So, yesterday my daughter (9) was hungry and I was doing a jigsaw puzzle so I said over my shoulder “make some baked beans." She said, "How?" like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, “Open a can and put it in pot." She brought me the can and said "Open it how?" 3:12 PM - 2 Jan 2021 166 Retweets 1,121 Likes 753 EI 166 1.1K john roderick @johnroderick · 12h "With a can opener!" I said, incredulous. She brought me the can opener and we both stared at it. I realized l'd never taught her to use it. Most cans now have pull-tops. I felt like a dope. What kind of apocalypse father doesn't teach his kid how to use a manual can opener?!?

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Bean Dad Twitter Cycle

DO WE WANT OLD BEAN DAD HERE WITH HIS JIGSAW PUZZLE HANDS ON THE CAN OPENER? ANYONE WHo HASN'T BEEN ON TWITTER IN THELAST 24 HOURS BEAN DAD? CAN OPENER? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DO WE WANT OLD BEAN DAD HERE WITH HIS JIGSAW PUZZLE HANDS ON THE CAN OPENER? ANYONE WHo HASN'T BEEN ON TWITTER IN THELAST 24 HOURS BEAN DAD? CAN OPENER? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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Bean Cat

Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 9h This morning my cat came to me demanding food and I looked him right in the eye and said "Pal, get an opener and practice. This is a teaching moment. I'm going to start my jigsaw puzzle now." 5 hours and 50 seconds to go... 7 27 44 436 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 8h 000 Its been several minutes and the cat seems to not understand how the can opener works. I have asked him to think what the little wheel is for and how it's meant to be used. He just said "meow", which roughly translates to "what the actual f--- is a wheel?" 9. 27 7 231 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 8h 000 I said, "The tool is made to be pleasing but it doesn't have any superfluous qualities. Everything that moves does so for a reason." Cat said, "Meow." I'm sure he believes that . I said, "You understand everything except how the tool addresses the can." He said "you are the tool" 27 16 302
Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 9h This morning my cat came to me demanding food and I looked him right in the eye and said "Pal, get an opener and practice. This is a teaching moment. I'm going to start my jigsaw puzzle now." 5 hours and 50 seconds to go... 7 27 44 436 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 8h 000 Its been several minutes and the cat seems to not understand how the can opener works. I have asked him to think what the little wheel is for and how it's meant to be used. He just said "meow", which roughly translates to "what the actual f--- is a wheel?" 9. 27 7 231 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 8h 000 I said, "The tool is made to be pleasing but it doesn't have any superfluous qualities. Everything that moves does so for a reason." Cat said, "Meow." I'm sure he believes that . I said, "You understand everything except how the tool addresses the can." He said "you are the tool" 27 16 302

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Bean Discourse

VyceVictus @VyceVictus · 4h Sadly, Beans discourse will never reach these heights again 000 alaskancarl @alaskancarl1 I pilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this n---- eating beans" & everyone laughed. 8 L7 19 180
VyceVictus @VyceVictus · 4h Sadly, Beans discourse will never reach these heights again 000 alaskancarl @alaskancarl1 I pilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this n---- eating beans" & everyone laughed. 8 L7 19 180

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AITA Beans

Melanie Stefan 000 @MelanielStefan AITA for emptying a can of baked beans over my dad's jigsaw puzzle? 5:01 AM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 493 Likes
Melanie Stefan 000 @MelanielStefan AITA for emptying a can of baked beans over my dad's jigsaw puzzle? 5:01 AM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 493 Likes

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Bean Dog

Tejal Rao She brought me the can and said "Open it how?" @tejalrao · 3h 000 "With a can opener!" I said, incredulous. 11 27 19 414
Tejal Rao She brought me the can and said "Open it how?" @tejalrao · 3h 000 "With a can opener!" I said, incredulous. 11 27 19 414

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Viral Beans

@LosFelizDaycare · 2h Give a child a beans, you've fed them for a day. Teach a child to beans, you've given them the opportunity to go viral and secure branded beans Los Feliz Daycare 000 27 21 187
@LosFelizDaycare · 2h Give a child a beans, you've fed them for a day. Teach a child to beans, you've given them the opportunity to go viral and secure branded beans Los Feliz Daycare 000 27 21 187

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Impeach Bean Dad

Ma_ 000 @wildknight_m at least bean dad will stand trial for his crimes in the senate Trending in United States 000 Bean Dad 14.7K Tweets Politics · Trending 000 Impeach 18K Tweets 1:56 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 79 Retweets 1.1K Likes
Ma_ 000 @wildknight_m at least bean dad will stand trial for his crimes in the senate Trending in United States 000 Bean Dad 14.7K Tweets Politics · Trending 000 Impeach 18K Tweets 1:56 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 79 Retweets 1.1K Likes

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Rather Beans At Home

They don't know that i let my daughter starve for 6 hours bc she couldn't open a can of beans
They don't know that i let my daughter starve for 6 hours bc she couldn't open a can of beans

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Winning Beans

ARE YA WINNING, DAUGHTER? BEANS
ARE YA WINNING, DAUGHTER? BEANS

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Bean Dad Hannibal

"The tool is made to be pleasing, but it doesn't have any superfluous qualities. Everything that moves does so for a reason, Will."
"The tool is made to be pleasing, but it doesn't have any superfluous qualities. Everything that moves does so for a reason, Will."

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Prequel Beans

The tool is made to be pleasing but it doesn't have any superfluous qualities. Everything that moves does so for a reason. -I HATE YOU! You understand everything except how the tool addresses the can.
The tool is made to be pleasing but it doesn't have any superfluous qualities. Everything that moves does so for a reason. -I HATE YOU! You understand everything except how the tool addresses the can.

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Bean Riddle

Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson Teeheeho you must answer these riddles three to earn your can of precious beans 1:27 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for Android 341 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 3.6K Likes
Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson Teeheeho you must answer these riddles three to earn your can of precious beans 1:27 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for Android 341 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 3.6K Likes

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Science Bean Dad

Angry Gay Yeehaw @RealDorianDawes 000 "And Science Dad got really excited for a teachable moment for my daughter." 7:08 PM · Jan 3, 2021 from Florida, USA · Twitter for Android 162 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 506 Likes
Angry Gay Yeehaw @RealDorianDawes 000 "And Science Dad got really excited for a teachable moment for my daughter." 7:08 PM · Jan 3, 2021 from Florida, USA · Twitter for Android 162 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 506 Likes

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Bean Dad Swanson

out of context parks & rec 000 @nocontextpawnee PAWNEE FANGERS THOSE BEANS WERE A REWARD. 2:20 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 579 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 3.9K Likes
out of context parks & rec 000 @nocontextpawnee PAWNEE FANGERS THOSE BEANS WERE A REWARD. 2:20 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 579 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 3.9K Likes

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Bean Dad Juice

Fist Fighting at the Le Creuset Factory Sale @mentaltrillness 000 the bean dad teaching his child how to get juice 7:00 PM - Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 20 Retweets 200 Likes
Fist Fighting at the Le Creuset Factory Sale @mentaltrillness 000 the bean dad teaching his child how to get juice 7:00 PM - Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 20 Retweets 200 Likes

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