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time gate EZY 324-EDI 08:25 GT 11 DELAYED TO 09:20 EZY 412 - GLA 08:30 GT 10 EJU 5504 - ALC 09:10 GT 27 EZY 222-BRS 09:10 GT 14 BGH 5572- BOJ 09:15 Gr 22 RK 9605-Ema 09:35 DE LAYEO RK 9556- KRK 09:40 DELAYED FR 9562-AGP 09:45 GT 25 EZY 79-LPL 09:50 GT is E24 37-Srn BOARDING AT 09:15 10:00 E24 69-NCL 10:00 GT 17 BOARDING A 09:25 ** RATING 5

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Google search trends for "bitlocker recovery key" shooting up

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There seems to have been a misunderstanding

eclectech @eclectech@things.uk I would just like to confirm to everyone that I absolutely DID NOT mishear #CrowdStrike as #CloudStrike this morning. Definitely not. ALT @eclectech #sillyScribbles #clouds #silly...et 1 de plus 19 juil. 2024, 12:48 Web 43 105
eclectech @eclectech@things.uk I would just like to confirm to everyone that I absolutely DID NOT mishear #CrowdStrike as #CloudStrike this morning. Definitely not. ALT @eclectech #sillyScribbles #clouds #silly...et 1 de plus 19 juil. 2024, 12:48 Web 43 105

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Fur fuck's sake

Matthew Garrett @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer Microsoft: (writes an OS that finally doesn't just s--- itself on every other boot) Crowdstrike: Hi Jul 19, 2024, 09:51 Web 104 ★ 223
Matthew Garrett @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer Microsoft: (writes an OS that finally doesn't just s--- itself on every other boot) Crowdstrike: Hi Jul 19, 2024, 09:51 Web 104 ★ 223

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Akshay Kothari 向 @akothari The Microsoft / CrowdStrike outage has taken down most airports in India. I got my first hand-written boarding pass today goindigo.in Toll free 1 800 180 38 38 Call 0 99 10 38 38 38 Name AKShay Kothal From HYD Flight #66376 Boarding Time Sequence # AVIATIO To CCU Date 191724 INTERNATIONA Departure Time 11.55 Seat # 25F K3VLN ou for choosing IndiGo today. Please be at your departure gate at the indicated boarding time. Any passenger failing to do so may be boarding privileges. Frisking passengers and checking of hand baggage is a mandatory procedure. Passengers are requested to co-operate Go's Security Services Team. Have a pleasant fight 1000064 3:34 AM ⚫ Jul 19, 2024 • 5.1M Views . IndiGo Name Dat 7 Akshay Ko FYD CCU 66376 197124 Boarding Time Departure Time Sequence 11.55 Gate Seal 8903
Akshay Kothari 向 @akothari The Microsoft / CrowdStrike outage has taken down most airports in India. I got my first hand-written boarding pass today goindigo.in Toll free 1 800 180 38 38 Call 0 99 10 38 38 38 Name AKShay Kothal From HYD Flight #66376 Boarding Time Sequence # AVIATIO To CCU Date 191724 INTERNATIONA Departure Time 11.55 Seat # 25F K3VLN ou for choosing IndiGo today. Please be at your departure gate at the indicated boarding time. Any passenger failing to do so may be boarding privileges. Frisking passengers and checking of hand baggage is a mandatory procedure. Passengers are requested to co-operate Go's Security Services Team. Have a pleasant fight 1000064 3:34 AM ⚫ Jul 19, 2024 • 5.1M Views . IndiGo Name Dat 7 Akshay Ko FYD CCU 66376 197124 Boarding Time Departure Time Sequence 11.55 Gate Seal 8903

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What a tragic Friday to work in

Me: deploys on a friday Production: Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom
Me: deploys on a friday Production: Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom

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colecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you. our device ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just O complete t

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"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens

"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens Published on 07/19/2024, 287 words, 2 minutes to read A forlorn business man resting his head on a brown wall next to a window. Photo by Andrea Piacquadio, source: Pexels
"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens Published on 07/19/2024, 287 words, 2 minutes to read A forlorn business man resting his head on a brown wall next to a window. Photo by Andrea Piacquadio, source: Pexels

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Surprise!

Kieran Healy @kjhealy@mastodon.social But it just doesn't make any sense they said; it's a useless old relic they said; you should simply switch to our centrally-managed solution fully protected by CrowdStrike they said ALT Jul 19, 2024, 01:34 PM · Ivory for Mac 39 boosts 102 favorites APERTURE
Kieran Healy @kjhealy@mastodon.social But it just doesn't make any sense they said; it's a useless old relic they said; you should simply switch to our centrally-managed solution fully protected by CrowdStrike they said ALT Jul 19, 2024, 01:34 PM · Ivory for Mac 39 boosts 102 favorites APERTURE

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Making sand think was a mistake

josef @jk@mastodon.social overjoyed by any potential news event with enough broad reach to successfully demonstrate to non-tech people that computers are indeed bad Jul 19, 2024, 09:51 AM · 53 boosts 100 favorites Mastodon for iOS
josef @jk@mastodon.social overjoyed by any potential news event with enough broad reach to successfully demonstrate to non-tech people that computers are indeed bad Jul 19, 2024, 09:51 AM · 53 boosts 100 favorites Mastodon for iOS

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We should probably talk about this

Jonathan Kamens @jik@federate.social The thing I hope is alarming people about today's #CrowdStrike outage is that if the company can take out that much of America's tech infrastructure by accident with a single buggy update, our adversaries can do the same on purpose with a supply-chain attack against CrowdStrike, and that one probably wouldn't be as quick to recover from. #infosec 19 juil. 2024, 13:05 Tusky Test 159 76
Jonathan Kamens @jik@federate.social The thing I hope is alarming people about today's #CrowdStrike outage is that if the company can take out that much of America's tech infrastructure by accident with a single buggy update, our adversaries can do the same on purpose with a supply-chain attack against CrowdStrike, and that one probably wouldn't be as quick to recover from. #infosec 19 juil. 2024, 13:05 Tusky Test 159 76

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George Kurtz @George_Kurtz CrowdStrike is actively working with customers impacted by a defect found in a single content update for Windows hosts. Mac and Linux hosts are not impacted. This is not a security incident or cyberattack. The issue has been identified, isolated and a fix has been deployed. We refer customers to the support portal for the latest updates and will continue to provide complete and continuous updates on our website. We further recommend organizations ensure they're communicating with CrowdStrike representatives through official channels. Our team is fully mobilized to ensure the security and stability of CrowdStrike customers. 5:45 AM • Jul 19, 2024 3.5M Views
George Kurtz @George_Kurtz CrowdStrike is actively working with customers impacted by a defect found in a single content update for Windows hosts. Mac and Linux hosts are not impacted. This is not a security incident or cyberattack. The issue has been identified, isolated and a fix has been deployed. We refer customers to the support portal for the latest updates and will continue to provide complete and continuous updates on our website. We further recommend organizations ensure they're communicating with CrowdStrike representatives through official channels. Our team is fully mobilized to ensure the security and stability of CrowdStrike customers. 5:45 AM • Jul 19, 2024 3.5M Views

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FTFY

Experienced a Breach? Small Business CrowdStrike Marketplace Contact Us Blog + CROWDSTRIKE Platform Services Why CrowdStrike Learn Company English (US) ▼ Q 8 View bundles & pricing → 62 minutes could bring your business down for our software update to completely brick your systems and shut down your hospital or airport. That's the average time it takes an adversary to land and move laterally through your network. When your data, reputation, and revenue are at stake, trust the pioneer in adversary intelligence.
Experienced a Breach? Small Business CrowdStrike Marketplace Contact Us Blog + CROWDSTRIKE Platform Services Why CrowdStrike Learn Company English (US) ▼ Q 8 View bundles & pricing → 62 minutes could bring your business down for our software update to completely brick your systems and shut down your hospital or airport. That's the average time it takes an adversary to land and move laterally through your network. When your data, reputation, and revenue are at stake, trust the pioneer in adversary intelligence.

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Stay on your fucking lane, America

Deborah Pickett @futzle@old.mermaid.town Dear Crowdstrike, and all Americans: Please stop deploying on Thursdays. They are our Fridays. Love, UTC+everyone. 19 juil. 2024, 08:43 Web £249 366
Deborah Pickett @futzle@old.mermaid.town Dear Crowdstrike, and all Americans: Please stop deploying on Thursdays. They are our Fridays. Love, UTC+everyone. 19 juil. 2024, 08:43 Web £249 366

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• T_O_beats 3h ago Say it with me now 4.2K + 46 more replies - 'We don't push code on Friday' Reply Award Share SecretJutsuBongCloud .5h ago Fedex is completely down. 2.1K Reply Award Share jmaneater 4h ago Ups too 791 Reply Award Share ④+ 34 more replies + 13 more replies CapriciousManchild 5h ago I feel for all my IT brethren tomorrow it will be hell 2.9K +139 more replies Reply 1520xPhoenix • 5h ago Award ✓ Share I've been in the airport for 14 hours now watching flights get gradually delayed longer and longer until they finally grounded them at about 1am Dallas time (not my local time zone sorry). It's been rough, passengers are out for blood and furious, and I think the mania is starting to set in ② 3.8K Reply > Award + 162 more replies Share
• T_O_beats 3h ago Say it with me now 4.2K + 46 more replies - 'We don't push code on Friday' Reply Award Share SecretJutsuBongCloud .5h ago Fedex is completely down. 2.1K Reply Award Share jmaneater 4h ago Ups too 791 Reply Award Share ④+ 34 more replies + 13 more replies CapriciousManchild 5h ago I feel for all my IT brethren tomorrow it will be hell 2.9K +139 more replies Reply 1520xPhoenix • 5h ago Award ✓ Share I've been in the airport for 14 hours now watching flights get gradually delayed longer and longer until they finally grounded them at about 1am Dallas time (not my local time zone sorry). It's been rough, passengers are out for blood and furious, and I think the mania is starting to set in ② 3.8K Reply > Award + 162 more replies Share

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r/news 6 hr. ago Mr-EdwardsBeard United, Delta and American Airlines issue global ground stop on all flights Title Changed by Site abcnews.go.com 12K 2.2K abc NEWS BREAKING NEWS Share Open
r/news 6 hr. ago Mr-EdwardsBeard United, Delta and American Airlines issue global ground stop on all flights Title Changed by Site abcnews.go.com 12K 2.2K abc NEWS BREAKING NEWS Share Open

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That's good

Evan Prodromou @evan@cosocial.ca Today, I have not pushed a bug that shut down the global economy. So, I'm having a better day than some. 19 juil. 2024, 12:25 Phanpy 7 63 138
Evan Prodromou @evan@cosocial.ca Today, I have not pushed a bug that shut down the global economy. So, I'm having a better day than some. 19 juil. 2024, 12:25 Phanpy 7 63 138

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At long last

Missing The Point @MissingThePt@mastodon.social Breaking: Crowdstrike introduces new "Touch Grass Fridays" update. Jul 19, 2024, 01:30 PM. IceCubesApp 30 boosts 53 favorites
Missing The Point @MissingThePt@mastodon.social Breaking: Crowdstrike introduces new "Touch Grass Fridays" update. Jul 19, 2024, 01:30 PM. IceCubesApp 30 boosts 53 favorites

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Thoughts and prayers

~n @nblr@chaos.social Thoughts and prayers go out to all those experts who have to explain the background of today's clownstrike oopsie to the befuddled press. It takes some non-trivial mental contortion to explain the whole "people installing a backdoor on their computers for some company to execute privileged code in order to make them more secure" thing. 19 juil. 2024, 12:32 Web £108.✶ 142
~n @nblr@chaos.social Thoughts and prayers go out to all those experts who have to explain the background of today's clownstrike oopsie to the befuddled press. It takes some non-trivial mental contortion to explain the whole "people installing a backdoor on their computers for some company to execute privileged code in order to make them more secure" thing. 19 juil. 2024, 12:32 Web £108.✶ 142

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