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Esther is practicing bass @esther@strangeobject.space "Global IT outage" should not be a concept that exists. This has nothing to do with windows vs linux or whatever, it's about how introducing a single point of failure is a terrible idea. A single entity should not have the power to f--- things up this badly. #crowdstrike Jul 19, 2024, 12:12 PM 86 boosts 120 favorites Web
Esther is practicing bass @esther@strangeobject.space "Global IT outage" should not be a concept that exists. This has nothing to do with windows vs linux or whatever, it's about how introducing a single point of failure is a terrible idea. A single entity should not have the power to f--- things up this badly. #crowdstrike Jul 19, 2024, 12:12 PM 86 boosts 120 favorites Web

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Troy Hunt @troyhunt .7h The issue is worldwide: sky news We apologise for the interruption to this broadcast. We hope to restore the transmission of Sky News shortly. Sky News goes off-air and as TV channel is hit by technical issues elac news 06.00 NG NEWS From dailymail.co.uk Donald Trimna hamill thrine hook the American Dream" during his one 16 Troy Hunt 1182 @troyhunt .7h 1.3K Hearing multiple reports of a Crowdstrike agent issue Matt George @mattygeorge 7h Replying to @troyhunt Apparently crowdstrike agent 14 1765 Troy Hunt @troyhunt .7h Airports down Mike Manrod 351K 1K ılı 496K @CroodSolutions .7h Replying to @troyhunt Same here - extremely widespread. Airports are down. 11 2774 884 483K □ ↑
Troy Hunt @troyhunt .7h The issue is worldwide: sky news We apologise for the interruption to this broadcast. We hope to restore the transmission of Sky News shortly. Sky News goes off-air and as TV channel is hit by technical issues elac news 06.00 NG NEWS From dailymail.co.uk Donald Trimna hamill thrine hook the American Dream" during his one 16 Troy Hunt 1182 @troyhunt .7h 1.3K Hearing multiple reports of a Crowdstrike agent issue Matt George @mattygeorge 7h Replying to @troyhunt Apparently crowdstrike agent 14 1765 Troy Hunt @troyhunt .7h Airports down Mike Manrod 351K 1K ılı 496K @CroodSolutions .7h Replying to @troyhunt Same here - extremely widespread. Airports are down. 11 2774 884 483K □ ↑

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She's making a name for herself, or so I've heard

Alan Ferrier @alanferrier@mastodon.scot Anyone heard how Liz Truss's first day at Microsoft is going? 19 juil. 2024, 11:10 - Web · 126 ·· 205
Alan Ferrier @alanferrier@mastodon.scot Anyone heard how Liz Truss's first day at Microsoft is going? 19 juil. 2024, 11:10 - Web · 126 ·· 205

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He is... the most interesting programmer in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS TEST MY CODE BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT IN PRODUCTION memegenerator.net
I DON'T ALWAYS TEST MY CODE BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT IN PRODUCTION memegenerator.net

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ANTA NPD2 Troy Hunt @troyhunt Subscribe Something super weird happening right now: just been called by several totally different media outlets in the last few minutes, all with Windows machines suddenly BSoD'ing (Blue Screen of Death). Anyone else seen this? Seems to be entering recovery mode: Recovery It looks like Windows didn't load correctly If you'd like to restart and try again, choose "Restart my PC" below. Otherwise, choose "See advanced repair options" for troubleshooting tools and advanced options. If you don't know which option is right for you, contact someone you trust to help with this. • 1:42 AM ⚫ Jul 19, 2024 4.7M Views See advanced repair options Restart my PC
ANTA NPD2 Troy Hunt @troyhunt Subscribe Something super weird happening right now: just been called by several totally different media outlets in the last few minutes, all with Windows machines suddenly BSoD'ing (Blue Screen of Death). Anyone else seen this? Seems to be entering recovery mode: Recovery It looks like Windows didn't load correctly If you'd like to restart and try again, choose "Restart my PC" below. Otherwise, choose "See advanced repair options" for troubleshooting tools and advanced options. If you don't know which option is right for you, contact someone you trust to help with this. • 1:42 AM ⚫ Jul 19, 2024 4.7M Views See advanced repair options Restart my PC

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Remember

John Shaft @shaft@piaille.fr And remember #CrowdStrike ALT DNS IS INNOCENT 19 juil. 2024, 10:29 Tusky 214 ★ 306
John Shaft @shaft@piaille.fr And remember #CrowdStrike ALT DNS IS INNOCENT 19 juil. 2024, 10:29 Tusky 214 ★ 306

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Happy Crowdstrike Outage Day

Damien Miller @djm@cybervillains.com Happy Crowdstrike outage day to all who celebrate 19 juil. 2024, 10:17 . Mastodon for Android 247 boosts 360 favoris
Damien Miller @djm@cybervillains.com Happy Crowdstrike outage day to all who celebrate 19 juil. 2024, 10:17 . Mastodon for Android 247 boosts 360 favoris

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Oh, good,

Simon B @simon@fosstodon.org Nobody got fired for buying #Microsoft and #Crowdstrike ... that's because the HR systems are down. Jul 19, 2024, 10:31 £ 304 ★ 442
Simon B @simon@fosstodon.org Nobody got fired for buying #Microsoft and #Crowdstrike ... that's because the HR systems are down. Jul 19, 2024, 10:31 £ 304 ★ 442

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Dodged a bullet there

CatSalad (D.Burch) * @catsalad@infosec.exchange No one is getting fired over this, right? Correct. HR systems are down too. 19 juil. 2024, 11:21 159 boosts 351 favoris
CatSalad (D.Burch) * @catsalad@infosec.exchange No one is getting fired over this, right? Correct. HR systems are down too. 19 juil. 2024, 11:21 159 boosts 351 favoris

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Oh no.

Rachel Lawson @rachel@norfolk.social Is this a good time to mention British nuclear submarines run Windows? 19 juil. 2024, 11:48 Ivory for iOS 114 · 159
Rachel Lawson @rachel@norfolk.social Is this a good time to mention British nuclear submarines run Windows? 19 juil. 2024, 11:48 Ivory for iOS 114 · 159

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Serious interlude

Dave Anderson @danderson@hachyderm.io Okay so you know, bunch of shitposting and all that, but a serious interlude: Someone pushed the button to start this rollout. They are probably having a _really_ bad time right now. If someone at Crowdstrike knows who that is, please go and check on them, give them a hug, tell them it's not their fault, that it's going to be okay. No matter what the company line is on blameless culture whatever, the lizard brain is in charge right now and needs reassurance. Jul 19, 2024, 10:53 1 287 ★433
Dave Anderson @danderson@hachyderm.io Okay so you know, bunch of shitposting and all that, but a serious interlude: Someone pushed the button to start this rollout. They are probably having a _really_ bad time right now. If someone at Crowdstrike knows who that is, please go and check on them, give them a hug, tell them it's not their fault, that it's going to be okay. No matter what the company line is on blameless culture whatever, the lizard brain is in charge right now and needs reassurance. Jul 19, 2024, 10:53 1 287 ★433

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The first comment nailed it.

Post George Kurtz @George_Kurtz CrowdStrike is actively working with customers impacted by a defect found in a single content update for Windows hosts. Mac and Linux hosts are not impacted. This is not a security incident or cyberattack. The issue has been identified, isolated and a fix has been deployed. We refer customers to the support portal for the latest updates and will continue to provide complete and continuous updates on our website. We further recommend organizations ensure they're communicating with CrowdStrike representatives through official channels. Our team is fully mobilized to ensure the security and stability of CrowdStrike customers. 5:45 AM · Jul 19, 2024 1.9M Views 1.6K Related posts 4.5K Post your reply 8.2K 1.3K ↑ David Hajek @hajekd + 1h Missing we screwed up and we are sorry Q21 1758 2.1K Il 141K Reply
Post George Kurtz @George_Kurtz CrowdStrike is actively working with customers impacted by a defect found in a single content update for Windows hosts. Mac and Linux hosts are not impacted. This is not a security incident or cyberattack. The issue has been identified, isolated and a fix has been deployed. We refer customers to the support portal for the latest updates and will continue to provide complete and continuous updates on our website. We further recommend organizations ensure they're communicating with CrowdStrike representatives through official channels. Our team is fully mobilized to ensure the security and stability of CrowdStrike customers. 5:45 AM · Jul 19, 2024 1.9M Views 1.6K Related posts 4.5K Post your reply 8.2K 1.3K ↑ David Hajek @hajekd + 1h Missing we screwed up and we are sorry Q21 1758 2.1K Il 141K Reply

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Ain't that the truth

Jen Keane (Zenbuffy - she/her) @Zenbuffy@mastodon.ie There's a certain irony in a cyber security company accidentally deploying the most effective cyber attack we've seen in recent memory. #crowdstrike #bsod 19 juil. 2024, 11:15. Mastodon for Android 293. ★ 393
Jen Keane (Zenbuffy - she/her) @Zenbuffy@mastodon.ie There's a certain irony in a cyber security company accidentally deploying the most effective cyber attack we've seen in recent memory. #crowdstrike #bsod 19 juil. 2024, 11:15. Mastodon for Android 293. ★ 393

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Silver lining

abadidea @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I see the infosec industry has finally achieved security once and for all by shutting down every workstation connected to the internet 19 juil. 2024, 09:10 579 boosts 860 favoris Ivory for iOS
abadidea @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I see the infosec industry has finally achieved security once and for all by shutting down every workstation connected to the internet 19 juil. 2024, 09:10 579 boosts 860 favoris Ivory for iOS

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Poor Fatima :'[

Flippin' eck, Tucker! @losttourist@social.chatty.monster Oh, Fatima. I bet you wish you'd stayed in ballet now, don't you. #CrowdStrike ALT Fatima's next job could be in cyber. (she just doesn't know it yet) Rethink. Reskill. Reboot Cyber First HM Government 19 juil. 2024, 12:37 ③ Web 196 boosts 283 favoris
Flippin' eck, Tucker! @losttourist@social.chatty.monster Oh, Fatima. I bet you wish you'd stayed in ballet now, don't you. #CrowdStrike ALT Fatima's next job could be in cyber. (she just doesn't know it yet) Rethink. Reskill. Reboot Cyber First HM Government 19 juil. 2024, 12:37 ③ Web 196 boosts 283 favoris

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Warning

Greg Egan @gregeganSF@mathstodon.xyz Crowdstrike have advised that the world will be reverted to its last valid backup set, dated 7 Jan 2014, within the next 30 minutes. Please make paper notes of anything important to you from the intervening period, and tape them to your refrigerator door in a prominent position. 19 juil. 2024, 09:23 - Web-557 - ★ 694
Greg Egan @gregeganSF@mathstodon.xyz Crowdstrike have advised that the world will be reverted to its last valid backup set, dated 7 Jan 2014, within the next 30 minutes. Please make paper notes of anything important to you from the intervening period, and tape them to your refrigerator door in a prominent position. 19 juil. 2024, 09:23 - Web-557 - ★ 694

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Mastodon users are massive nerds tbh

Hector Martin @marcan@treehouse.systems Ah yes, let's ship a kernel driver that parses update files that are pushed globally simultaneously to millions of users without progressive staging, and let's write it in a memory unsafe language so it crashes if an update is malformed, and let's have no automated boot recovery mechanism to disable things after a few failed boots. What could possibly go wrong? 19 juil. 2024, 12:56 > . Tusky Dernière modification le 19 juil., 14:26 213 boosts 360 favoris
Hector Martin @marcan@treehouse.systems Ah yes, let's ship a kernel driver that parses update files that are pushed globally simultaneously to millions of users without progressive staging, and let's write it in a memory unsafe language so it crashes if an update is malformed, and let's have no automated boot recovery mechanism to disable things after a few failed boots. What could possibly go wrong? 19 juil. 2024, 12:56 > . Tusky Dernière modification le 19 juil., 14:26 213 boosts 360 favoris

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Always look at the bright side

daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder@mastodon.social Thank you Crowdstrike for helping to illustrate that Open Source is not the problem. Jul 19, 2024, 10:39 AM · Tusky 672 boosts 922 favorites
daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder@mastodon.social Thank you Crowdstrike for helping to illustrate that Open Source is not the problem. Jul 19, 2024, 10:39 AM · Tusky 672 boosts 922 favorites

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