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sunflower @spinubzilla in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was. we guessed the AP chem teacher, the precalc teacher, the AP physics teacher, etc. he goes, nope, it's me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodgeball all day.
sunflower @spinubzilla in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was. we guessed the AP chem teacher, the precalc teacher, the AP physics teacher, etc. he goes, nope, it's me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodgeball all day.

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it seems so

Kevin Tang @Yolo_Tengo I guess... this is what we've been doing to each other at bars all along huh ANSYS 2019 R3
Kevin Tang @Yolo_Tengo I guess... this is what we've been doing to each other at bars all along huh ANSYS 2019 R3

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mexican restaurant

matt james @matthewavocado if a mexican restaurant got cups like these you know it's about to be fire Back
matt james @matthewavocado if a mexican restaurant got cups like these you know it's about to be fire Back

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trying on clothes

haliB @haliAnezz If i buy something online & it don't fit when it come , l just take my L lol cause l'm not sending s--- back.
haliB @haliAnezz If i buy something online & it don't fit when it come , l just take my L lol cause l'm not sending s--- back.

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say it louder!

just greg. @iholytrojan you know what should be free? REQUESTING TRANSCRIPTS.
just greg. @iholytrojan you know what should be free? REQUESTING TRANSCRIPTS.

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songs

@UnkleLuc GPS voice The best part of the song
@UnkleLuc GPS voice The best part of the song

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dramatic girlfriend

CHARLIE @charlieSuch98 Girlfriend is just a tiny bit dramatic 5:35 l 4G ( Twitter Tayla > I've just sliced my hand open Oh yeah deffo! X And omg what Show me Delivered Tayla > I've just sliced my hand open I was cleaning Hallie x iMessage
CHARLIE @charlieSuch98 Girlfriend is just a tiny bit dramatic 5:35 l 4G ( Twitter Tayla > I've just sliced my hand open Oh yeah deffo! X And omg what Show me Delivered Tayla > I've just sliced my hand open I was cleaning Hallie x iMessage

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gotta keep tabs somehow

Picasso @OfficialJlover When people owe me money, I put the amount in their contact name e 5:49 (Contacts Edit C Chris Owe Me $72.00 message work video mail рay work >
Picasso @OfficialJlover When people owe me money, I put the amount in their contact name e 5:49 (Contacts Edit C Chris Owe Me $72.00 message work video mail рay work >

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gotta love roommates

@zthunda my roomate has lost her damn mind. 248 iMessage Today 8:58 PM I'm not sure if you were Нey aware but my boyfriend was here so if you could put some different clothes on or wait for him to leave to come in the kitchen next time that would be great. no Delivered
@zthunda my roomate has lost her damn mind. 248 iMessage Today 8:58 PM I'm not sure if you were Нey aware but my boyfriend was here so if you could put some different clothes on or wait for him to leave to come in the kitchen next time that would be great. no Delivered

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peeling orange

Huh-Beeb @hvbeeeb it smells like oran- the person behind me: >
Huh-Beeb @hvbeeeb it smells like oran- the person behind me: >

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driving be like...

the hype @TheHyyyуре me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer
the hype @TheHyyyуре me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

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red wine

alexandria morgan @AlexandriaM... · 1d v that time I spilled red wine on my new white pants and my friends were taking a pic because I notoriously always spll drinks and they told me not to buy the pants...but bella hadid thought we were trying to take a pic of her....
alexandria morgan @AlexandriaM... · 1d v that time I spilled red wine on my new white pants and my friends were taking a pic because I notoriously always spll drinks and they told me not to buy the pants...but bella hadid thought we were trying to take a pic of her....

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fail

Niall Gorey @NiallGorey_ COVID-19 COMPLIANCE OFFICER Please Stand Here
Niall Gorey @NiallGorey_ COVID-19 COMPLIANCE OFFICER Please Stand Here

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ham baby

PROTECT BLACK WOMEN @MrsMYLF My son fell asleep on my textured robe & now he looks like a honey glazed ham. appy Addy
PROTECT BLACK WOMEN @MrsMYLF My son fell asleep on my textured robe & now he looks like a honey glazed ham. appy Addy

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true love

a lesbian's lesbian @mitraskoura so amazing how my parents found each other even though they were from opposite ends of the eyebrow spectrum
a lesbian's lesbian @mitraskoura so amazing how my parents found each other even though they were from opposite ends of the eyebrow spectrum

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good times

sarah slothanova @slothanova At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda
sarah slothanova @slothanova At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

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cooking alone

Gabby @bria_simone21 No one: Me alone in the kitchen: Okay guys so now I'm going to preheat my oven to 350
Gabby @bria_simone21 No one: Me alone in the kitchen: Okay guys so now I'm going to preheat my oven to 350

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when I needed an angel

#1 samir @samir hey I released a blank song that will play 1st so that *one* song won't play every time u plug ur phone into ur car have A a a a a Very Good Song (Silent Track) - Single by Samir Mezrahi a wonderful music.apple.com day 1:53 PM · 8/9/17 · Twitter for iPhone
#1 samir @samir hey I released a blank song that will play 1st so that *one* song won't play every time u plug ur phone into ur car have A a a a a Very Good Song (Silent Track) - Single by Samir Mezrahi a wonderful music.apple.com day 1:53 PM · 8/9/17 · Twitter for iPhone

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charlotte's web

Michael Jimenez @mikeets14 My 9yr old's first book review, I guess Charlotte's Web De pressing don't read.
Michael Jimenez @mikeets14 My 9yr old's first book review, I guess Charlotte's Web De pressing don't read.

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let them in!

Sam Davidson @sdwaco who is this sign for No Geese
Sam Davidson @sdwaco who is this sign for No Geese

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