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YOU'D BEST BACK lsTHE F--- UP BECAUSE THESE F----- FISH DONT FUCKAROUND AKED SNACK THIS S--- IS BAKED LIKE YOUR STONER ASS. PEEL YOUR BUTT-SUCKING BALLS OUT OF YOUR CHAIR AND BUYA PACKAGE OF THESE D---- -M------------, YOU BEST BE RUNNING YOUR TONGUE ALL OVER THESE TO TASTE THAT F------ CHEDDAR FLAVOR, F--- THIS S--- GOT ZERO GRAMS OF FAT, WHICH IS GOOD NEWS FOR YOUR FAT ASS. GOD I CAN SEE YOUR FAT OOZING OUT OF YOUR WINDOWS YOU F------ TUB OF LARD F-----' FISH SMILE AT YOU, OBLIVIOUS TO YOU STUFFING THEM IN YOUR FAT JOWLS AND GETTING PACKED DEEP IN YOUR COLON YOU FAT WORTHLESS S--- M------------'S WEARING SHADES, YOU WISH YOU COULD BE THAT COOL GOD DAMN THAT F------ FISH LOOKS SO GOOD YOU JUST WANT TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
YOU'D BEST BACK lsTHE F--- UP BECAUSE THESE F----- FISH DONT FUCKAROUND AKED SNACK THIS S--- IS BAKED LIKE YOUR STONER ASS. PEEL YOUR BUTT-SUCKING BALLS OUT OF YOUR CHAIR AND BUYA PACKAGE OF THESE D---- -M------------, YOU BEST BE RUNNING YOUR TONGUE ALL OVER THESE TO TASTE THAT F------ CHEDDAR FLAVOR, F--- THIS S--- GOT ZERO GRAMS OF FAT, WHICH IS GOOD NEWS FOR YOUR FAT ASS. GOD I CAN SEE YOUR FAT OOZING OUT OF YOUR WINDOWS YOU F------ TUB OF LARD F-----' FISH SMILE AT YOU, OBLIVIOUS TO YOU STUFFING THEM IN YOUR FAT JOWLS AND GETTING PACKED DEEP IN YOUR COLON YOU FAT WORTHLESS S--- M------------'S WEARING SHADES, YOU WISH YOU COULD BE THAT COOL GOD DAMN THAT F------ FISH LOOKS SO GOOD YOU JUST WANT TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

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Conna grab him by the tail? Dont even try that s---,j------ WHAT THE BITCH The spikes run down its back, too. it's almost ike Hey. A------. Take a good long look. You know what this is? you asked to dlie That's right. You'd better f------ believe this s---'s A M------------ CRESTED GEC Eye-spikes, this s--- is lunacy e ver heard of a crested gecko, jackass? Have a heaping heiping of M------------ ENLIGHTENMENT, you c----gobbling w----! This f----- has spikes all over his f------ face. He has spiky eyelashes, d------! He can f------ impale you with his goddamned eyelashes. Do I make myself clear? · Bitch please, these are m------------ CLAWS You can chop this bamf's tail clean f------ off and he won't even flinch. See if you're so lucky when he takes off your arm, you retarded p------------. He does not have eyelids. He is always f------ watching your ass. You'll never know when he's sleeping, not that it matters since he'll just as soon ruin your s--- in his sleep . I guess you thought velociraptors and the rest of that Jurassic Park s--- had gone extinct, huh? THINKAGAIN, YOU FAT F---. .Crested geckos can live up to twenty years, niggerl Which is about nineteen years, three hundred sixty four days, twenty-three hours and fifty-eight minutes longer than they need to f------ r--- your skull wide open Are you wondering what this f----- is eating? Would you believe thar's his own goddamned skin? Thar's right, douchebag: this crested gecko is such a badass mother- f----- that if no one else presents of these crested geckos, you d------! their s--- to be ruined, he will ruin What aren't you understanding, here? HIS OWN S--- Plain and simple, f-----. This n----- cannot be stopped Betner hope the next thingthose queer-ass lovebirds, tell her going down that guller isnt your f------ thumb, you bitch-ass p---- M------------ CRESTED GECKO! Then get the f--- over to your local pet store and buy the s--- out of one If your bitch says she wants a pair of you'll grab a couple... TO FEED THE
Conna grab him by the tail? Dont even try that s---,j------ WHAT THE BITCH The spikes run down its back, too. it's almost ike Hey. A------. Take a good long look. You know what this is? you asked to dlie That's right. You'd better f------ believe this s---'s A M------------ CRESTED GEC Eye-spikes, this s--- is lunacy e ver heard of a crested gecko, jackass? Have a heaping heiping of M------------ ENLIGHTENMENT, you c----gobbling w----! This f----- has spikes all over his f------ face. He has spiky eyelashes, d------! He can f------ impale you with his goddamned eyelashes. Do I make myself clear? · Bitch please, these are m------------ CLAWS You can chop this bamf's tail clean f------ off and he won't even flinch. See if you're so lucky when he takes off your arm, you retarded p------------. He does not have eyelids. He is always f------ watching your ass. You'll never know when he's sleeping, not that it matters since he'll just as soon ruin your s--- in his sleep . I guess you thought velociraptors and the rest of that Jurassic Park s--- had gone extinct, huh? THINKAGAIN, YOU FAT F---. .Crested geckos can live up to twenty years, niggerl Which is about nineteen years, three hundred sixty four days, twenty-three hours and fifty-eight minutes longer than they need to f------ r--- your skull wide open Are you wondering what this f----- is eating? Would you believe thar's his own goddamned skin? Thar's right, douchebag: this crested gecko is such a badass mother- f----- that if no one else presents of these crested geckos, you d------! their s--- to be ruined, he will ruin What aren't you understanding, here? HIS OWN S--- Plain and simple, f-----. This n----- cannot be stopped Betner hope the next thingthose queer-ass lovebirds, tell her going down that guller isnt your f------ thumb, you bitch-ass p---- M------------ CRESTED GECKO! Then get the f--- over to your local pet store and buy the s--- out of one If your bitch says she wants a pair of you'll grab a couple... TO FEED THE

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GOD F------ DAMN LOOK AT THAT LASAGNA, YOU F--- THAT TOP LAYER OF MEAT IS BETTER THAN YOUR F------ LIFE WILL EVER BE. MMMM WAVY PASTA IS AS SEXY AS A HUNDRED NAKED BITCHES SUCKING ON THEIR T--- AND S---. IT'S CUT INTO A PERFECT F------ SQUARE FOR YOUR HUNGRY ASS. SON OF A C--- IS THAT LIKE THREE LAYERS OF CHEESE F--- RUB THAT S--- ON YOUR D--- BEFORE YOU EAT IT. DONT YOU WISH THIS S--- WAS ALL UP IN YOUR MOUTH YEAH YOU BET YOUR SWEET TENDER-LOVING LEFT NUT YOU DO M-----------. LOOK AT THAT S--- TO THE RIGHT IT'S CUT INTO A RECTANGLE IN CASE YOU WANT MORE YOU FAT SACK OF DIRTY P---- S--- WHAT IS THAT A SPRIG OF PARSLEY? DON'T GIVE ME THAT F------ GARBAGE
GOD F------ DAMN LOOK AT THAT LASAGNA, YOU F--- THAT TOP LAYER OF MEAT IS BETTER THAN YOUR F------ LIFE WILL EVER BE. MMMM WAVY PASTA IS AS SEXY AS A HUNDRED NAKED BITCHES SUCKING ON THEIR T--- AND S---. IT'S CUT INTO A PERFECT F------ SQUARE FOR YOUR HUNGRY ASS. SON OF A C--- IS THAT LIKE THREE LAYERS OF CHEESE F--- RUB THAT S--- ON YOUR D--- BEFORE YOU EAT IT. DONT YOU WISH THIS S--- WAS ALL UP IN YOUR MOUTH YEAH YOU BET YOUR SWEET TENDER-LOVING LEFT NUT YOU DO M-----------. LOOK AT THAT S--- TO THE RIGHT IT'S CUT INTO A RECTANGLE IN CASE YOU WANT MORE YOU FAT SACK OF DIRTY P---- S--- WHAT IS THAT A SPRIG OF PARSLEY? DON'T GIVE ME THAT F------ GARBAGE

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HOLY F----, JEW R----- DONKEYSIT! SO TINY C--- IS THAT S--- AN IPOD SHUFFLEP F------ EVERYWHERE. TINY M----------- -f------ THING DOESNT NEED A ON METH AND YOUR MOM. -F----- HAS A CLIP, IT GOES F----- HAS a eluif S------- SCREEN, F----- MAGICALLY BEEMS THE S--- IN YOUR HEAD
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BACK THE F--- UP Because it's time for some m------------ grapes. Check this s--- out: Ever felt like some wine? No? Well f--- you These grapes are so sood youll want to f--- yourself up with a chainsaw, and it's easy to see why. With all these essential vitamans and nutrients and s---, these grapes are more awesome than a robot caveman punching God in the d--- Let's take a second to examine these ass kickers: face when they see you holding a handful of these fat sombitches n------ that try to cop your grapes. wine and wine is classy as s---. F--- you -Grapes will help you get p---- like WHOA, Bitches will smear their greasy fish c---- all over your -Sure, there's other food, but these s---- taste so good you won't give three f---- about four f----. -This s--- will make you buff as f---, Open a s5-gallon drum of asswhooping on any weak-ass -0h f---, you can even get drunk off of these pussypunchers? That's right you can make f------

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Look At These F------ Peppers F------ GREEN, YELLOW, AND RED PEPPERS Man, are you in the mood for some f------ noodles too? Be- S--- yeah, yellow cause they come with the peppers, F------ Green holy living s--- yeah they do. You . Goal love Red know you want this s---. They have stems too, f--- . There's six of these f------ . What the s--- are they sitting on? It looks like they're f------ floating.
Look At These F------ Peppers F------ GREEN, YELLOW, AND RED PEPPERS Man, are you in the mood for some f------ noodles too? Be- S--- yeah, yellow cause they come with the peppers, F------ Green holy living s--- yeah they do. You . Goal love Red know you want this s---. They have stems too, f--- . There's six of these f------ . What the s--- are they sitting on? It looks like they're f------ floating.

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SNAKES, F----- This right here is a m------------ snake, bitch. These things f--- s--- all day and night, they're even coldblooded and s---. Some snakes even spit f------ venom into your p---- ass blue eyes. When you f------ die, you want those bitches at your funeral to be all like "f--- that d--- got f------ killed by a goddamn snake" don't you? F--- yeah you do. GET A F------ SNAKE NOW Just look at this s--- This thing is f------ lightening fast, it eats mice and s--- -F--- are those goddamnm scales? -Christ those are f------ scales -This s---'ll f--- you right up -Even your f------ pansy ass gym coach is scared of this s--- -It'll eat your f------ kids -You like r---? Good, cuz f------ snakes love r---, s---. -It's even sitting on a f------ rock and s---, how HARDFUCKINGCORE is that? -F--- I just s--- my pants cuz this snake is so f------ s--- damning cool -It's got f------ eyes for seeing what to f--- up next -F------ red ass tongue for licking s--- NIY AN THEATRES 08.18.06 www.SnakesOnAPlane.com Now they're even on m------------ planes! WHERE IS YOUR WORTHLESS ASS GOD NOW? That's right, A SNAKE F----- HIS ASS UP GOOD! That'll teach you m------------ about m------------ snakes. They don't give a s--- if you're m------------ tired, bitch, they'll still MURDER YOUR ASS. You can learn more about snakes on the Discovery Channel and s---. EXTREMEADVERTISEMENTS.COM
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BACK THE F--- UP Because it's time for some m------------ grapes. check this s--- out: Ever felt like some wine? No? Well f--- you These grapes are so good youll want to f--- yourself up with a chainsaw, and it's easy to see why. With all these essential vitamans and nutrients and s---, these grapes are more awesome than a robot caveman punching God in the d---. Let's take a second to examine these ass kickers: face when they see you holding a handful of these fat sombitches. n------ that try to cop your grapes. wine, and wine is classy as s---, F--- you. -Grapes will help you get p---- like WHOA. Bitches will smear their greasy flsh c---- all over your -Sure, there's other food, but these s---- taste so good you wont give three f---- about four f----. -This s--- will make you buff as f---, Open a 55-gallon drum of asswhooping on any weak-ass -0h f---, you can even get drunk off of these pussypunchers? That's right, you can make f------ EXTREMEADVERTISEMENTS.COM
BACK THE F--- UP Because it's time for some m------------ grapes. check this s--- out: Ever felt like some wine? No? Well f--- you These grapes are so good youll want to f--- yourself up with a chainsaw, and it's easy to see why. With all these essential vitamans and nutrients and s---, these grapes are more awesome than a robot caveman punching God in the d---. Let's take a second to examine these ass kickers: face when they see you holding a handful of these fat sombitches. n------ that try to cop your grapes. wine, and wine is classy as s---, F--- you. -Grapes will help you get p---- like WHOA. Bitches will smear their greasy flsh c---- all over your -Sure, there's other food, but these s---- taste so good you wont give three f---- about four f----. -This s--- will make you buff as f---, Open a 55-gallon drum of asswhooping on any weak-ass -0h f---, you can even get drunk off of these pussypunchers? That's right, you can make f------ EXTREMEADVERTISEMENTS.COM

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