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THE BEGINNERS GUIDE TO THE MAGNEMITE STOCK EXCHANGE AKA MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK? What is the point in trading a Magnemite for a Magnemite? When B/W2 was first released, Japanese children quickly learned of a way to boost the level of a place called Join Avenue Join Avenue will have players from around the world, in the form of NPCs, visit your mall and either build shops or level them up. To do this quickly, they figured out if you offer a pokemon through the GTS (located on the upper right corner of PokeCenters, you'll get visitors WHY MAG NEMITE? Magnemites are commonly found in Virbank City, the second gym's location. At first they dont appear very often, but once you find one with Magnet Pull, they appear very frequently. They also learn Sonic Boom at level 14 and Thunder Wave at 17, so the best pokemon to catch subsequent Mags is another Mag. We don't trade, say, Patrats for Patrats, because the GTS isn't all that great and Japan created a beautiful thing and we can beneft What's Join Avenue? It is a mall you can't miss. After the third gym leader and past route 4, yo'll promptly become manager to what starts off as an empty hallway. After a short game tutorial, your first shop opens up, which is predetermined by your Trainer ID. As you interact with people (or in our case, trade Magnemites) People will be walking the hall. You have two very important tasks. You can either have one person open a shop, (Invite) or have that person visit a shop, giving it experience. (Recommend) Each shop that opens is predetermined by the visitor's trainer ID. You have an 8 shop maximum, and 7 different shops to adod The 8th shop, the nursery, will be unlocked when you have beaten the Elite Four and have your Avenue rank up to 15 Visiting NPCs are particularly picky about what shops they want you to recommend them. You ll not get points if you recommend them to a store that they don't find suitable. You can learn more on the internet About being invited: You can decide what kind of store you can open in anybody's Avenue. In your office, Talk to Future, the blue hair fellow, and you can decide from a list of stores you'd like to open. If you beat the Elite Four and rank up the Avenue to 15, Nursery is added to this list. Also, you can change your avatar others will see on your ID Card. Your stores that open elsewhere will have a set list of merchandise and services that differ between Black and White versions, both 1 and 2. Google 'serebii join avenue' for all the details So where doeies once you fnde You can technically start trading magnemites once you find a magnemite, but it makes more sense to begin once you arrive at your Avenue Go to the GTS and insert a Magnemite. Ask for a Magnemite in return, wait for about 3 minutes (may be quicker as more people do this at once) and then click Summary to get your brand spanking new Magnemite. Or, While you wait for your Mag to get traded, you can search for Magnemites to trade for. You are going to be using the region selector however, since searching for ANY region is not very practical. The most happening locations is Japan and the United States, but a bunch of other countries such a Canadia, UK, Brazil, France and Germany will offer Magnemites. Count how many trades you make. Once you have about 12, quit seaching and talk to NPCs in your Avenue. Rinse and Repeat b 3 minMag to get raded you ctical The Unfortunately it has been traded to another trainer. The F---? This happens to everybody. Magnemites are the hottest commodity on the GTS, so they are hotly sought after by lots of people. What you want to do is learn how to refresh the page. Magnemites are genderless, but you can change the level parameters. Refresh by choosing Iv 1-10 or lv 11-20. Then you got to be quick. Sometimes you have to find the trader, select the Mag to trade and confirm in under 5 seconds. If you feel you have taken longer than 5 seconds, just refresh the page to save some heartache 0 0 Unfortunately, sometimes a trade happens with two people at the same time, forcing one of you to a blue screen, and you need to restart the game. This becomes more apparent when trafic effects GTS speed. And trust me, it f------ redditfags Hey, can I get a level 100 Zekrom for my Magnemite? URAFAGET What's a Mallow? Mallows are level 100 Magnemites named after a character of the same name from one of T's favorite SNES games, Super Mario RPG, and have good EVs, IVs, etc that T mass distributes over the GTS. T sends out 150 of each edition per day. Each one has different characteristics, and some people seem to like collecting them. You can tell which Mallow you have just by the pokeball it is contained in An 16/12(Tue)00:40 No.10260496 Replies: >1026050810260514 21026052310260535 >visit my niece earlier today "Anon! Can I show you my Pokemon >Mallow is at the front of her party >"Magnemite's the strongest pokemon ever! He's my favorite, even though he doesn't always listen." Well, now my niece likes Magnemite
THE BEGINNERS GUIDE TO THE MAGNEMITE STOCK EXCHANGE AKA MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK? What is the point in trading a Magnemite for a Magnemite? When B/W2 was first released, Japanese children quickly learned of a way to boost the level of a place called Join Avenue Join Avenue will have players from around the world, in the form of NPCs, visit your mall and either build shops or level them up. To do this quickly, they figured out if you offer a pokemon through the GTS (located on the upper right corner of PokeCenters, you'll get visitors WHY MAG NEMITE? Magnemites are commonly found in Virbank City, the second gym's location. At first they dont appear very often, but once you find one with Magnet Pull, they appear very frequently. They also learn Sonic Boom at level 14 and Thunder Wave at 17, so the best pokemon to catch subsequent Mags is another Mag. We don't trade, say, Patrats for Patrats, because the GTS isn't all that great and Japan created a beautiful thing and we can beneft What's Join Avenue? It is a mall you can't miss. After the third gym leader and past route 4, yo'll promptly become manager to what starts off as an empty hallway. After a short game tutorial, your first shop opens up, which is predetermined by your Trainer ID. As you interact with people (or in our case, trade Magnemites) People will be walking the hall. You have two very important tasks. You can either have one person open a shop, (Invite) or have that person visit a shop, giving it experience. (Recommend) Each shop that opens is predetermined by the visitor's trainer ID. You have an 8 shop maximum, and 7 different shops to adod The 8th shop, the nursery, will be unlocked when you have beaten the Elite Four and have your Avenue rank up to 15 Visiting NPCs are particularly picky about what shops they want you to recommend them. You ll not get points if you recommend them to a store that they don't find suitable. You can learn more on the internet About being invited: You can decide what kind of store you can open in anybody's Avenue. In your office, Talk to Future, the blue hair fellow, and you can decide from a list of stores you'd like to open. If you beat the Elite Four and rank up the Avenue to 15, Nursery is added to this list. Also, you can change your avatar others will see on your ID Card. Your stores that open elsewhere will have a set list of merchandise and services that differ between Black and White versions, both 1 and 2. Google 'serebii join avenue' for all the details So where doeies once you fnde You can technically start trading magnemites once you find a magnemite, but it makes more sense to begin once you arrive at your Avenue Go to the GTS and insert a Magnemite. Ask for a Magnemite in return, wait for about 3 minutes (may be quicker as more people do this at once) and then click Summary to get your brand spanking new Magnemite. Or, While you wait for your Mag to get traded, you can search for Magnemites to trade for. You are going to be using the region selector however, since searching for ANY region is not very practical. The most happening locations is Japan and the United States, but a bunch of other countries such a Canadia, UK, Brazil, France and Germany will offer Magnemites. Count how many trades you make. Once you have about 12, quit seaching and talk to NPCs in your Avenue. Rinse and Repeat b 3 minMag to get raded you ctical The Unfortunately it has been traded to another trainer. The F---? This happens to everybody. Magnemites are the hottest commodity on the GTS, so they are hotly sought after by lots of people. What you want to do is learn how to refresh the page. Magnemites are genderless, but you can change the level parameters. Refresh by choosing Iv 1-10 or lv 11-20. Then you got to be quick. Sometimes you have to find the trader, select the Mag to trade and confirm in under 5 seconds. If you feel you have taken longer than 5 seconds, just refresh the page to save some heartache 0 0 Unfortunately, sometimes a trade happens with two people at the same time, forcing one of you to a blue screen, and you need to restart the game. This becomes more apparent when trafic effects GTS speed. And trust me, it f------ redditfags Hey, can I get a level 100 Zekrom for my Magnemite? URAFAGET What's a Mallow? Mallows are level 100 Magnemites named after a character of the same name from one of T's favorite SNES games, Super Mario RPG, and have good EVs, IVs, etc that T mass distributes over the GTS. T sends out 150 of each edition per day. Each one has different characteristics, and some people seem to like collecting them. You can tell which Mallow you have just by the pokeball it is contained in An 16/12(Tue)00:40 No.10260496 Replies: >1026050810260514 21026052310260535 >visit my niece earlier today "Anon! Can I show you my Pokemon >Mallow is at the front of her party >"Magnemite's the strongest pokemon ever! He's my favorite, even though he doesn't always listen." Well, now my niece likes Magnemite

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QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? Arceus? WRONG IT'S M------------ MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS it's so weak and useless "it's just a stupid little fish" why is it so ugly and dumb GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT 71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER 90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP -100% OF MAGIKARP'S BODY IS PURE PAIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how f----- you are, 20 base HP 10 base attack 8base speed. If it's raining, then its speed DOUBLES SWEET GANDHI'S T---, THAT'S TERRIFYING time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use. Well, guess what? We're just getting warmed up. It's
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Look at this guy. Not only is hea f------ force of nature, but he's KAWAII ASALL F------ HELL, TOO. NEVER BEFORE HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN TO SUCHA BLOODY You see this? M------------ REUNIOLUS. F---. UP PULP BY SOMETHING SO GOD DAMNCUTE. I know what you're thinking. LOOKAT THAT GUY,HES SO CUTEANDADORABLE WHAT THE F--- CAN HE DO TO MEP Well yerre in for the ride of your lie S------ ur ass, ug4u First off, this m------------ c--- puncher's got 125 BASE SPECIALATTACK And that's nothing to laugh at. Second of all, he's packing 110 BASE HP and 85 base Special Defense, that's not anything you're going to pick off in 1turn with ANY move, so don't even think about trying, YOU WEAKASS P---- . Combined with 75 base Defense And justwhen you think your ass isn't COMPLETLY fried, this f----- has enough stamina to pull out a god damn This dude's got 30 base Speed. So you know what happens when he uses Trick Room? It means ORE F----- HE'LL BE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS, GO SORRY ASS AGAIN BEFORE THE TURN IS EVEN OVER. AND DONTTHINK YOUR SPECIAL WALLS ARE SAFE EITHER, F----- nth BANG YOUR MOTHER, THEN COME BACKAND KICK YOUR As if he wasn't enough of a beast already, Reuniclus has this move called PSYCHO SHOCK The damage done by it is calculated by the user's Special Attack stat, but is treated as a PHYSICALATTACK IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE GONNA GET R---- A See this? Good take it in,because it's the last thing you'll see before TORN A NEW M------------ A------. And best of all,this f------ R--- TRAIN has access to the ability MAGIC GUARD What's that? Entry hazards? Weather conditions? When Reuniclus has this ability, he's not even gonna give ONE F--- about anything except direct itfor your f----- ass, his dream world ability is attacks,which he'll just SOAK UP LIKE A SPONGEANYWAYREGENERATION. Reuniclus will restore BECAUSE HE'S M------------ REUNICLUS. And if being immune to indirect damage doesn't do ONE THIRD OF HIS MAX HP Which is already as high as a hipple on an airplane, Ishould remind youl IFYOU AREN'T S------- YOUR EVERY TIME HESWITCHES OUT. PANTS IN AMAZEMENT AT THIS soTWem you hiowlwl COLD-BLOODED MURDERER, YOU out and RESTORES HIMSEL MUST HAVE A M------------ conquered Mount Rapemore, he switches MENTAL PROBLEM Hell, Reuniclus is probably who CAUSED IT, with his F----AWESOME psychic powers and UNSTOPPABLE GIRTH TA TA, M------------
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