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BACK THE F--- UP Because it's time for some m------------ grapes. check this s--- out: Ever felt like some wine? No? Well f--- you These grapes are so good youll want to f--- yourself up with a chainsaw, and it's easy to see why. With all these essential vitamans and nutrients and s---, these grapes are more awesome than a robot caveman punching God in the d---. Let's take a second to examine these ass kickers: face when they see you holding a handful of these fat sombitches. n------ that try to cop your grapes. wine, and wine is classy as s---, F--- you. -Grapes will help you get p---- like WHOA. Bitches will smear their greasy flsh c---- all over your -Sure, there's other food, but these s---- taste so good you wont give three f---- about four f----. -This s--- will make you buff as f---, Open a 55-gallon drum of asswhooping on any weak-ass -0h f---, you can even get drunk off of these pussypunchers? That's right, you can make f------ EXTREMEADVERTISEMENTS.COM
BACK THE F--- UP Because it's time for some m------------ grapes. check this s--- out: Ever felt like some wine? No? Well f--- you These grapes are so good youll want to f--- yourself up with a chainsaw, and it's easy to see why. With all these essential vitamans and nutrients and s---, these grapes are more awesome than a robot caveman punching God in the d---. Let's take a second to examine these ass kickers: face when they see you holding a handful of these fat sombitches. n------ that try to cop your grapes. wine, and wine is classy as s---, F--- you. -Grapes will help you get p---- like WHOA. Bitches will smear their greasy flsh c---- all over your -Sure, there's other food, but these s---- taste so good you wont give three f---- about four f----. -This s--- will make you buff as f---, Open a 55-gallon drum of asswhooping on any weak-ass -0h f---, you can even get drunk off of these pussypunchers? That's right, you can make f------ EXTREMEADVERTISEMENTS.COM

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HOLY F------ HELL LOOK AT THIS MULTI- TALENTED M------------. THIS IS F------ lear Burio AND YOU BEST BELIEVE HES GOT TWO CAPITAL LETTERS IN HIS FIRST NAME SO DON'T COME UP IN HERE WITH NO F------ LOWER CASE VS. YOU BEST BELIEVE HE WAS SETTING THE GODDAMNED TREND WEARING THAT F------ METAL HAIRBAND THING OVER HIS EYES. IS HE BLIND OR SOME S--- I DON'T KNOW BUT EVEN IF HE IS HE DON'T NEED TO SEE TO KNOW HES HOTTER THAN YOUR BITCH ASS, A SRUT RA ALSO GOES BY KUNTA AARIN8w RenTeR NOT BY TOBY GET IT RIGHT BITCH F---, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO F------ APPRECIATE A BOOK IF THIS GLORIOUS BASTARD HADNT TAKEN TIME OUT FROM BANGING CHICKS TO HOST READING RAINBOW ON F------ PBS SO YOUR BITCH ASS WOULDNT HAVE TO GET CABLE H-------- THERE'S GODDAMNED BUTTERFLIES IN F------ THE SKY AND YOU CANGTWCE AS F------ HIGH BELIEVE
HOLY F------ HELL LOOK AT THIS MULTI- TALENTED M------------. THIS IS F------ lear Burio AND YOU BEST BELIEVE HES GOT TWO CAPITAL LETTERS IN HIS FIRST NAME SO DON'T COME UP IN HERE WITH NO F------ LOWER CASE VS. YOU BEST BELIEVE HE WAS SETTING THE GODDAMNED TREND WEARING THAT F------ METAL HAIRBAND THING OVER HIS EYES. IS HE BLIND OR SOME S--- I DON'T KNOW BUT EVEN IF HE IS HE DON'T NEED TO SEE TO KNOW HES HOTTER THAN YOUR BITCH ASS, A SRUT RA ALSO GOES BY KUNTA AARIN8w RenTeR NOT BY TOBY GET IT RIGHT BITCH F---, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO F------ APPRECIATE A BOOK IF THIS GLORIOUS BASTARD HADNT TAKEN TIME OUT FROM BANGING CHICKS TO HOST READING RAINBOW ON F------ PBS SO YOUR BITCH ASS WOULDNT HAVE TO GET CABLE H-------- THERE'S GODDAMNED BUTTERFLIES IN F------ THE SKY AND YOU CANGTWCE AS F------ HIGH BELIEVE

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WHOIS THIS GQ M-----------? IT'S ARTHUR RIMBAUD, BITCH HE DRINKS ABSINTHE AND HE DOESNTGIVE ASHIT F-- K WHAT YOU HEARD JUST BACK THE FUCKUPAND CHECKOUT SHIIIT THOSE MOURNFULEYES HE'LL STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND WITHA F------ POEM JUST A BADASS LIBERTINE GETTING S--- DONE
WHOIS THIS GQ M-----------? IT'S ARTHUR RIMBAUD, BITCH HE DRINKS ABSINTHE AND HE DOESNTGIVE ASHIT F-- K WHAT YOU HEARD JUST BACK THE FUCKUPAND CHECKOUT SHIIIT THOSE MOURNFULEYES HE'LL STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND WITHA F------ POEM JUST A BADASS LIBERTINE GETTING S--- DONE

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BACK THE F-- UP, IS THAT LORD BYRON? F--- YA, IT IS. SCANDALOUZ ASS M-----------. LOOKIN ALL GANGSTA & S--- LOOK AT THAT TURBAN. NO. LOOK AT IT AND HE'S BRITISH. HE'S NOT EVEN INDIAN OR ALBANIAN OR WATEVER THE F---. LOOK AT THIS GOMOTHERFUCKER. MOTHERFUCKERJUS DUN GIVE A FUO.
BACK THE F-- UP, IS THAT LORD BYRON? F--- YA, IT IS. SCANDALOUZ ASS M-----------. LOOKIN ALL GANGSTA & S--- LOOK AT THAT TURBAN. NO. LOOK AT IT AND HE'S BRITISH. HE'S NOT EVEN INDIAN OR ALBANIAN OR WATEVER THE F---. LOOK AT THIS GOMOTHERFUCKER. MOTHERFUCKERJUS DUN GIVE A FUO.

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HOLY LIVING F--- IT'S F------ COFFEE! - Christ on a cracker, drink enough of this s--- and you'll never need to sleep Put liquor in this bitch and you'll be wiping your own brains off the wall -God DAMN it must be good, them s---- is grown by tucking slaves - FUCKSTARBUCKSI Look at this motherlucking porcelainl No cardboard herel - Look at how black it isl F--- milk! Milk is lor t---- who can't dealwith COFFEE -Look at the curves on that handle. God DAMNrdstick my d--- in there. Wake up with this s--- in your cup and you'll just JIZZALL OVER THE SHEETS JESUS H. CHRISTI COFFEE BEANS! F--- me sideways! You somehow turn these tuckers into liquidl Holy Christl
HOLY LIVING F--- IT'S F------ COFFEE! - Christ on a cracker, drink enough of this s--- and you'll never need to sleep Put liquor in this bitch and you'll be wiping your own brains off the wall -God DAMN it must be good, them s---- is grown by tucking slaves - FUCKSTARBUCKSI Look at this motherlucking porcelainl No cardboard herel - Look at how black it isl F--- milk! Milk is lor t---- who can't dealwith COFFEE -Look at the curves on that handle. God DAMNrdstick my d--- in there. Wake up with this s--- in your cup and you'll just JIZZALL OVER THE SHEETS JESUS H. CHRISTI COFFEE BEANS! F--- me sideways! You somehow turn these tuckers into liquidl Holy Christl

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HEY MOMs &DADS! LITTLE TOMMY SEZ HOLY F-----' S---!! THIS TOY IS F----- KICKASS! YoUR KIDS WLL SAY "F--- THAT F-----' BASEBAL GLOVE!" WHEN THEY CHECK OUT THIS FuCKN WICKED Toy!! THIS M----------- MAKES LINCOLN LOGs Loox LKE F-----' HOBo TURDS!! F------ AWESOME DEFENSE BASE
HEY MOMs &DADS! LITTLE TOMMY SEZ HOLY F-----' S---!! THIS TOY IS F----- KICKASS! YoUR KIDS WLL SAY "F--- THAT F-----' BASEBAL GLOVE!" WHEN THEY CHECK OUT THIS FuCKN WICKED Toy!! THIS M----------- MAKES LINCOLN LOGs Loox LKE F-----' HOBo TURDS!! F------ AWESOME DEFENSE BASE

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Hey man Do you like Mudkips? F--- yeah you do They live in water godamin F--- yeah they shoot water out their mo -They evolve or some s--- -Do you want a Mudkip or a faggy lizard or chicken? You know the right choice Jesus s--- -They beat the s--- out of Fire types h-------- They can f------ fly or some s--- Godamn
Hey man Do you like Mudkips? F--- yeah you do They live in water godamin F--- yeah they shoot water out their mo -They evolve or some s--- -Do you want a Mudkip or a faggy lizard or chicken? You know the right choice Jesus s--- -They beat the s--- out of Fire types h-------- They can f------ fly or some s--- Godamn

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LOOK AT THIS MOTHER F------ MOUSE holy godamn f------ s---. how much do you want this badass p------------? it's made by f------ microsoft so you know those rich mother f---- spent about one trillion dollars researching this f------ s---. Mic check this s--- out it has like four godamn buttons - this bitch is f------ silver like it's from outter f------ space and s--- - that wheel tilts sideways mother f--- so you can see a big ass picture of some fat chick getting railed godamn - is that an explosion warning on the back? f--- yeah this thing is bad this bitch isn't optical d------ it has a laser which is so much godamn better i guess i don't f------ know
LOOK AT THIS MOTHER F------ MOUSE holy godamn f------ s---. how much do you want this badass p------------? it's made by f------ microsoft so you know those rich mother f---- spent about one trillion dollars researching this f------ s---. Mic check this s--- out it has like four godamn buttons - this bitch is f------ silver like it's from outter f------ space and s--- - that wheel tilts sideways mother f--- so you can see a big ass picture of some fat chick getting railed godamn - is that an explosion warning on the back? f--- yeah this thing is bad this bitch isn't optical d------ it has a laser which is so much godamn better i guess i don't f------ know

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YOU HUNGRY FOR SOME F------ GREEN BEANS?! Holy mother of f--- there's so many of these m------------ green beans! -they've got a shitload of fiber n s--- -lots of other f------ nutrients that I forget but I know they re f------ good for you all the bitches love green beans One bite of these crisp, green m------------ and you'll be begging for more, BITCH!
YOU HUNGRY FOR SOME F------ GREEN BEANS?! Holy mother of f--- there's so many of these m------------ green beans! -they've got a shitload of fiber n s--- -lots of other f------ nutrients that I forget but I know they re f------ good for you all the bitches love green beans One bite of these crisp, green m------------ and you'll be begging for more, BITCH!

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HOLY SWEET F------ MOTHER OF JESUS N64 IT'S AN CHECK THIS S--- OUT THE CONTROLLER HAS 3 GODDAMN HANDLES M------------ OCTOPUS BE PLAYING GOLDENEYE 4 CONTROLLER PORTS SO YOU CAN R--- ALL YOUR FRIENDS F--- YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS NOT EVEN A SINGLE FRIEND IT'S F------ SEETHROUGH SO YOU CAN SEE THE F------ AWESOME ELECTRIC S--- THATS SOFUCKING CO0L F--- NINTENDO4 IT'S MADE BY NINTENDO SO YOU KNOW THIS S---'S GONNA BE SWEET F--- I'D TAKE IT OUT FOR AN EVENING AND DINE THE S--- OUTTA THAT BITCH ITS SO F------ AW ESOME IT MADE SONY TURN 64 DEGREES AN D M----------- G WALK AWAY THE GAMES COME ON M------------ CARTRIGES THATS SO F------ HARDCORE DISCS ARE FOR F------ P------
HOLY SWEET F------ MOTHER OF JESUS N64 IT'S AN CHECK THIS S--- OUT THE CONTROLLER HAS 3 GODDAMN HANDLES M------------ OCTOPUS BE PLAYING GOLDENEYE 4 CONTROLLER PORTS SO YOU CAN R--- ALL YOUR FRIENDS F--- YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS NOT EVEN A SINGLE FRIEND IT'S F------ SEETHROUGH SO YOU CAN SEE THE F------ AWESOME ELECTRIC S--- THATS SOFUCKING CO0L F--- NINTENDO4 IT'S MADE BY NINTENDO SO YOU KNOW THIS S---'S GONNA BE SWEET F--- I'D TAKE IT OUT FOR AN EVENING AND DINE THE S--- OUTTA THAT BITCH ITS SO F------ AW ESOME IT MADE SONY TURN 64 DEGREES AN D M----------- G WALK AWAY THE GAMES COME ON M------------ CARTRIGES THATS SO F------ HARDCORE DISCS ARE FOR F------ P------

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Shop at New Cumberland Sparkle and save with our new everyday low prices located throughout our store PARK. Don't forget Senior Citizen Discount Days Monday, Wednesday & Friday. Save an additional 5%. Don't forget every Tuesday Dole premium bananas only S.19 lb Sale Dates: August 31st thru September 6th PRICES GOOD ONLY AT NEW CUMBERLAND SPARKLE $300 (C Sp ING WATER 24-12 LITER ES FOR $12.00 GET ONE FREE LAYS POTATOCKPS tt S OZ BAG BUYS BAas\、B14-12PACKS FOR $11.00 GET KE OR SPRITE 12 PACK CANS FOR S10.00 GET ONE FREE YOU PAY ONLY $1.47B 12 LITER 6 PACK FREE $1188 each ONELESS SKINLESS CHICKEN BREASTS JUNBO DOLE RIPE FRESH F------ PINEAPPLES DR.PEPPER Ho &PACKS ASSORTED KELLOGQ'S CEREAL CHIPS AHOY COOKIES 16 02 ALL VARIETIES FAYGO 2 PACK SODA

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F------ S--- DO YOU WANT THIS F------ CEREAL OR WHAT? FAT EREE You know you f------ do. Look at that s--- down there. You can pour milk on it and even mix up some fruit, s---. Get into it. Look at those f------ bananas and those f------ strawberries. I don't even know what those f------ purple things are in there, but I bet they're f------ awesome. Special S--- is f------ HEALTHY for you! . It's got low calories and s--- . You can even mix yogurt in if you're into that kind of s---, f--- that'd be delicious. If you're a god damn hippy I mean, f---, there's a reason it's Special K. Because it's lightly toasted bitch. And you know that s---'s good because TOAST is good What the f--- are those purple things, anyway? F--- it, I'd eat the f--- out of that bowi right now
F------ S--- DO YOU WANT THIS F------ CEREAL OR WHAT? FAT EREE You know you f------ do. Look at that s--- down there. You can pour milk on it and even mix up some fruit, s---. Get into it. Look at those f------ bananas and those f------ strawberries. I don't even know what those f------ purple things are in there, but I bet they're f------ awesome. Special S--- is f------ HEALTHY for you! . It's got low calories and s--- . You can even mix yogurt in if you're into that kind of s---, f--- that'd be delicious. If you're a god damn hippy I mean, f---, there's a reason it's Special K. Because it's lightly toasted bitch. And you know that s---'s good because TOAST is good What the f--- are those purple things, anyway? F--- it, I'd eat the f--- out of that bowi right now

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BACK THE F--- UP IS THAT F------ SHAMWOW? YOU BET YOUR STUPID ASS IT IS. IT'S NOT JUST ANY PAPER TOWEL YOU IGNORANT F---. THIS S--- SOAKS UP WATER, POP, SOUP, FECAL MATTER, OR WHATEVER YOUR STUPID ASS CAN MANAGE TO SPILL 10 Year SHAMWOW ISN'T YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S PAPER TOWEL, THIS S--- HAS MORE SUCKING POWER THAN A H----- USINGA VACUUM. THIS IS SO F------ EXTREME THAT IT'LL EVEN ABSORB YOUR F------ DOG. WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE AND ORDER THIS BITCH H-------- THIS THING IS SO EXTREMEI NEED A F------ HEADSET BECAUSE THIS BITCH TAKES TWO HANDS TO USE.
BACK THE F--- UP IS THAT F------ SHAMWOW? YOU BET YOUR STUPID ASS IT IS. IT'S NOT JUST ANY PAPER TOWEL YOU IGNORANT F---. THIS S--- SOAKS UP WATER, POP, SOUP, FECAL MATTER, OR WHATEVER YOUR STUPID ASS CAN MANAGE TO SPILL 10 Year SHAMWOW ISN'T YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S PAPER TOWEL, THIS S--- HAS MORE SUCKING POWER THAN A H----- USINGA VACUUM. THIS IS SO F------ EXTREME THAT IT'LL EVEN ABSORB YOUR F------ DOG. WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE AND ORDER THIS BITCH H-------- THIS THING IS SO EXTREMEI NEED A F------ HEADSET BECAUSE THIS BITCH TAKES TWO HANDS TO USE.

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LOOK AT THIS F------ ^NBII PRESIDENT holy jesus s--- man just look at this f-----. you know you want to vote the s--- out of this bitch. he's from f--- ing idaho or some b------- so you know he knows what f------ s--- goes down in the midwest goddam Obama08 his font got serifs goddam -look at this bitch he's one handsome mother- f----- he probably f---- your sister and your girlfriend goddam -can you trust this man? s--- yes you can what the f--- kind of question is that you dumb bitch he got bigass ears so you know he hears what the people want like a f------ elephant president or some crazy s--- i dont know -obama gonna change the f--- out of s--- like he gonna make drug companies卩ay you to take medicine or get everyone laid s--- yeah
LOOK AT THIS F------ ^NBII PRESIDENT holy jesus s--- man just look at this f-----. you know you want to vote the s--- out of this bitch. he's from f--- ing idaho or some b------- so you know he knows what f------ s--- goes down in the midwest goddam Obama08 his font got serifs goddam -look at this bitch he's one handsome mother- f----- he probably f---- your sister and your girlfriend goddam -can you trust this man? s--- yes you can what the f--- kind of question is that you dumb bitch he got bigass ears so you know he hears what the people want like a f------ elephant president or some crazy s--- i dont know -obama gonna change the f--- out of s--- like he gonna make drug companies卩ay you to take medicine or get everyone laid s--- yeah

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